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@Brownbridge

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First Team manager of @EastonFC . “Sometimes it is the people no one can imagine anything of who do the things no one can imagine.”

Norwich/Chesterfield
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 months
Norwich footballer getting pissed up in Hethersett, driving into parked cars, getting nicked and binned by his Mrs all in one night. Ideal playoff preparation. 😂
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
Jack Clarke isn’t shit. Jack Clarke is also not the second coming of Jesus. He’s a talented prospect who started 5 games last season, scored twice and got a couple of assists. We have to sell someone to be able to build again. I’d rather it be him than Phillips/Jansson. #LUFC
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
19 years. 399 games as a player. 281 games as manager. Business Houses 1. Anglian Com 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1. Prem then shall we? What a club. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
In Sports Direct this morning and some fat bint is dragging her six kids around while moaning as loudly as possible that “her mask is stopping her breathing”. That will be your diet, under-active thyroid and 6 kids by 5 different dads Charmaine you big wobbly spunk bomb.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Covid is getting more and more clever. Now it’s only targeting local footballers who play for sides in the bottom halves of their leagues. Weird.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
Seen my dad 7 times in the last 20 odd years so I don’t really know what it’s like to have a father figure. My sole aim is to be a better dad to Sophie than mine was to me. Shout out to all my mates who love their kids. You the ones. ❤️
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 months
Let’s be honest, we all wanted Aaronson, Wober and Kristensen to fuck right off BUT let’s also be honest that they’re also upgrades on what we’ve already got. It’s like 3 new signings coming into the squad. Wober > Cooper Kristensen > Shackleton Aaronson > Kamara #LUFC
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
23 days
Today marks 20 years since my Easton debut. 10 years as a player, 10 years as a manager, 700+ games, trophies, promotions etc. Probably could have done loads of other stuff in the same time. Wouldn’t change it for the world. UTFE. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
A month ago decided to sort myself out, bought a bike and changed my diet. 30 days in, 19lbs 5oz down and feeling much better. Been a long time coming. Giving away what I did weight though! 😂
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
I’ve jizzed into tissues stronger than Patrick Bamford. #LUFC
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
11 months
When I took over we had 2 adult sides. We’ve now got 10 youth teams across every age group from 7’s up. Today is one of my proudest days and I’m glad the team I run could provide these boys with some memories. What a club. Proud gaffer. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
200th game in charge of @eastonfc for me tomorrow. Can’t say I expected to get here when I took over but it’s been an absolute privilege! 🔴
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
The actions or Eriksen’s teammates will live with me for a long time. That’s what it’s all about. ❤️
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
Don’t care if it’s boring. Proud of myself. 10th day working in a row, 7lbs down and counting.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Having the privilege of even getting to a county cup final at my age feels special. Losing will always hurt. Thank you to my @FCSteamers and @MulbartonFC team mates for getting me there to experience it. ❤️
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
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2 years
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
10 months
FA acting like Sin Bins has been “trialled” at grassroots level. Not it hasn’t, it was forced on us. It’s shite and always has been shite. It’s a way for officials with no people skills to avoid tough chats. If they mouth off, book them, if they do it again, send them off.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
10 years
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
2022 was the year I lost myself. My self confidence, my self worth. 2022 was shit. I won’t have another 2022. New job, change my diet, back on the bike, sort myself out. Big love to you all. ❤️
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
Couple of bits of absolute gold while clearing the wardrobe out @tootsbootsuk @BWBootsUK . Found a pair of Nitrocharges as well but they need a clean!
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
This is amazing.
@MundfordFC
The Stags 🦌
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Broadcasters apologise when there is a suggestion of a swear word at a football match but they continued to go back to Eriksen receiving CPR and focused on his crying wife. Fuck that.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
Ohhh shut up you daft wench. #Panorama
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Down to 10 men for 70 mins against a team from the Prem. 4-1 win. Absolutely fucking buzzing. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
Local football annoyance number 1) Tweet when you win/lose or draw. Not just when you beat whoever’s bottom of the league.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
What a day. What a team. What a club. Never been prouder. #UTE ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
Thought this was the score at HT for a sec…
@DissTownFC
Diss Town FC
1 year
6K FOLLOWERS! Thank you to everyone who supports us ! 🍊
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
By far the best England team in my lifetime and made huge strides since the Iceland game. Proud to be English. Onto the World Cup. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
6 years
Now we’ve all settled down (a bit) I just want to say all of the plaudits need to go to the fantastic group of players I’ve had this season. A great bunch of boys and a pleasure to be around every week. Our first ever league trophy. A proud gaffer. ❤️🔴🏆🍻
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
There’s a lot of trophies at a lot of clubs and each one is special but THIS one means the most to me. For you Zach. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
6 years
How’s that for long arms you fucking ball bag. @thibautcourtois
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
Reflecting on yesterday. First ever Premier Division win, 19 years after we joined the league, 6 promotions, couple of league titles and a cup win. Massive credit to Mick, @twickyt and @Edjack12 for all of their hard work. Proud to have been involved since that first game! ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
Just a point of warning on Grassroots football in the short term (and I don’t want to be too much a kill joy) but there is a guaranteed need of risk assessments, disinfectant protocol and general COVID do’s and dont’s before we all play games. Make sure you read all the guidance.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
It’s ok not to be ok.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Can anyone say bundle? 🚂
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
@TheSquareBall But he kneed my keeper in the head ref. Honest. #LUFC
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
Marlingford (a)
@YungShitgrinder
Shitgrinder
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
Awimb (A) Amimb (A) Awimb (A)
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Don’t often tweet about us after games but today I’m just proud. Every single one of my players gave me everything they had and they made a team from 3 divisions higher fight for everything they got. Onwards and upwards. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 months
That’ll be because your man is letting off flares indoors guys…. 😂
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@BrandonTownFC
Brandon Town FC
3 months
Due to unforeseen circumstances the football club will not be showing the upcoming England matches. We thank everyone for their support over the past games 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
7 years
Tempted to creat an Easton FC academy just so I can charge kids £300 for a tracksuit and make a shit load of money off of false promises.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
I’m fully aware of how hard it is to recruit and then retain referees in todays game, It’s not a personal issue but there HAS to be a level of culpability for poor performances and there HAS to be protection for officials who are just not capable of operating at a certain level.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
I haven’t spoken about this outwardly much (a shock for me I appreciate.) I’ve found this last lockdown really hard and I’ve not been in a great place. This last few weeks of being able to get back out, see friends, vent at football and go back to being part of that team....
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
@Travismanning_ Probably best to work out which club you’ll be in charge of before that.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
*Awaits match report*
@MundfordFC
The Stags 🦌
1 year
Next Up!.........the Stags make the short trip to their old adversary East Harling who currently sit third and will be hoping to reverse their earlier 2-1 defeat at the Glebe and pinch second spot from Wroxham Res, who in turn lost to the Stags last Saturday ..... one to watch!!!
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
Very proud to get to this point! After 400 games as a player and 250 as a manager you could probably say I’m settled in at the club now. Up the red men. ❤️🖤
@eastonfc
Easton FC
2 years
It’s 250 up for the gaffer this Saturday as we head to @MarthamFC1 for our final league game of the season. It’s actually a 2pm kick off despite the poster with the hosts having a double header. We go in search of a win before next weeks final. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 months
After a good 9 year stint I’ve finally handed in my papers to the @AnglianCom committee. Been an absolute pleasure to serve (mostly) but basically if you’ve got a question from now on, ask someone else.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
I’m watching this for free and I feel like I’ve been robbed.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
Oh. My. Fucking. God. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
@TheSquareBall Fingers crossed both teams lose.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
Just seen Marsch referred to as Yank Lampard and that’s finished him off for me. #LUFC
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Going to start kicking off about why a load of 35+ year olds who can’t run anymore/could never run aren’t allowed to play at Carrow Rd and see what happens.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
2-0 up, 2-2 with 5 to play, shootout, score mine, save the next 4, semi finals here we come. ⚽️😼
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Somewhere in England today an old couple who booked a pub table weeks ago to enjoy a Sunday lunch will watch on in horror as a geezer called Dave teabags his unconscious mate because it’s coming home. And we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁 #ItsCominHome
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 months
It’s basically just indoctrination to a cult at this point…. #LUFC
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Shout out to our referee Andy Crawford this morning. Spoke to players, dealt with any issues and had a smile on his face all day. 👏🏻 @NorfolkCountyFA
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
Have that Calum you little cunt. 😂
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Chris Brownbridge
1 year
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
9 months
There was a cake. There’s no longer a cake. Appreciate this, makes a difference. Good to get a win to wrap the day up. ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
7 years
When she wants a fingering at the wrong time of the month....
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
This makes me happy (despite what the look on my face might suggest.) ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
Thanks to you all for the myriad of messages, tweets, etc since last night. Been an absolute privilege to manage such a superb group of lads. All of this is down to their efforts on and off the pitch and long may it continue. Little old Easton doing bits! ❤️🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Nothing but impressed with my boys today. Took what is comfortably the best side in the County at our level to the wire and deserved far more than we got. Onto Mundford next week in the Senior Cup.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
I know I’m retweeting my own tweet @Travismanning_ but this is superb.
@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
@Travismanning_ Probably best to work out which club you’ll be in charge of before that.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
11 months
The problem with social media is it gives spastics like “Mizzy” a platform to peddle their bullshit which is then lapped up by impressionable kids who repeat the cycle. Bring back getting a good fucking slap when you act a twat and all these little mongs will crawl away.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
7 years
As far as receiving football boots goes this is pretty awesome. Thanks @UmbroUK @umbro #uxaccuro #onandonandon
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
So I’m actually on board with the processes set out BUT would I be willing to send my daughter back to nursery “in June” while there are still people being infected and dying? Absolutely fucking not.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 years
Absolutely wasted in goal I tell you.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
New job for the first time in 15 years tomorrow. Been a while since I’ve been looking forward to an office visit. New year new me etc.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 months
@Tants7 Just been talking to someone about this. Best atmosphere I’ve ever been involved in at a football match. Hell of a night.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
First ever visit to the cinema selfie! @ODEONCinemas @PeterRabbit
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Atmosphere has been massive. The need to have people around me, even if it’s just to chat utter shit too can’t be understated. To everyone who checked in, let me bend your ear and just generally tolerated me, thank you, I really needed it. ❤️
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
Bollocks. I was going to go the Gym tomorrow as well.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
6 years
What a win. Superb character from the boys and a great way to win a game. Shame the oppo didn’t stay for a drink etc but couldn’t be more proud of the lads. ❤️🔴
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
10 months
My dad as soon as he met my step mum.
@mxskiii
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Fuck off Son
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
It’s the casual backpeddle after that does it for me. 😂
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Benzema is the striker Spurs fans think Harry Kane is.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Go shag your dad Kasper you spunk trumpet.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
The rise in positive Covid-19 can be directly attributed to the fact that most of us are doing 75 tests a day to avoid spending Christmas with the in laws. #Covid_19
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
4 months
Their utmost best in what is an undeniably tough awful place to be at times. Long live the NHS and fuck anyone in a position of power that tries to break it.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
@Mattcoote3 if we paid I’d say we pay. But thankfully I’ve got a group of lads who are currently happy to play for free and continue to say no to whatever money you offer them. Congrats on the 3 points my man. Been a while. 👍🏻
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
Mundford vs Scole is the twitter beef I didn’t know I needed on a Sunday evening.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
I’m not one for bold statements but I can safely say that Top Gun: Maverick is the best film ever made.
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Chris Brownbridge
5 years
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
7 years
Today I witnessed someone get booked for sliding a football out of play with no one within 3 yards of him because “his leg was off the floor.” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
8 years
"Semi Pro Footballer". Piss off mate you play in Ridgeons One and get your petrol money covered.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
3 years
Two @NorfolkCountyFA cup finals in one day you say? 🚂💙🖤
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
As blackout kits go… Yeah I’m biased.
@eastonfc
Easton FC
2 years
A big thank you to @MacronNorwich , @Matthoops92 , MH Cleaning and the chairman @twickyt for kitting us out with new warm up tops for the cup final and beyond. Hell of a shirt. ❤️🖤
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Chris Brownbridge
2 years
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
6 years
I’ve seen your arsehole more times than I’ve seen my wife’s.
@ParisHilton
Paris Hilton
6 years
Tell me something I don't know....
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
5 years
Wearing a £5k pair of trainers for a picture on a beach. This is what’s wrong with society.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
6 years
Deserved nothing. Norwich have been superb. Fair play.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
2 years
Imagine losing to a team drawn out of a hat, having one of the market twins subbed on to take a pen and fully losing your head and throwing a punch and missing. @FcSweeders living rent free.
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
1 year
Always wanted to dislike Farke, mainly to piss off my Norwich supporting mates. However now I’m 100% sure he’s the second coming of Christ and will knee slide in front of the Barclay with his piece out after a last minute winner in October. #LUFC
@chrisdawkesITV
Chris Dawkes
1 year
WATCH: Prospective new #lufc head coach Daniel Farke leaving Elland Road just now. Expecting an announcement from the club this evening - more on @itvcalendar at 6pm
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@Brownbridge
Chris Brownbridge
11 months
As birthdays go, we’ll file this under “not shit.” Uppa 40th. 🇨🇿
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