Norwich footballer getting pissed up in Hethersett, driving into parked cars, getting nicked and binned by his Mrs all in one night. Ideal playoff preparation. 😂
Jack Clarke isn’t shit. Jack Clarke is also not the second coming of Jesus. He’s a talented prospect who started 5 games last season, scored twice and got a couple of assists. We have to sell someone to be able to build again. I’d rather it be him than Phillips/Jansson.
#LUFC
In Sports Direct this morning and some fat bint is dragging her six kids around while moaning as loudly as possible that “her mask is stopping her breathing”. That will be your diet, under-active thyroid and 6 kids by 5 different dads Charmaine you big wobbly spunk bomb.
Seen my dad 7 times in the last 20 odd years so I don’t really know what it’s like to have a father figure. My sole aim is to be a better dad to Sophie than mine was to me. Shout out to all my mates who love their kids. You the ones. ❤️
Let’s be honest, we all wanted Aaronson, Wober and Kristensen to fuck right off BUT let’s also be honest that they’re also upgrades on what we’ve already got. It’s like 3 new signings coming into the squad.
Wober > Cooper
Kristensen > Shackleton
Aaronson > Kamara
#LUFC
Today marks 20 years since my Easton debut. 10 years as a player, 10 years as a manager, 700+ games, trophies, promotions etc.
Probably could have done loads of other stuff in the same time. Wouldn’t change it for the world.
UTFE. ❤️🖤
A month ago decided to sort myself out, bought a bike and changed my diet. 30 days in, 19lbs 5oz down and feeling much better. Been a long time coming. Giving away what I did weight though! 😂
When I took over we had 2 adult sides. We’ve now got 10 youth teams across every age group from 7’s up. Today is one of my proudest days and I’m glad the team I run could provide these boys with some memories. What a club. Proud gaffer. ❤️🖤
Having the privilege of even getting to a county cup final at my age feels special. Losing will always hurt. Thank you to my
@FCSteamers
and
@MulbartonFC
team mates for getting me there to experience it. ❤️
FA acting like Sin Bins has been “trialled” at grassroots level. Not it hasn’t, it was forced on us. It’s shite and always has been shite. It’s a way for officials with no people skills to avoid tough chats. If they mouth off, book them, if they do it again, send them off.
2022 was the year I lost myself. My self confidence, my self worth. 2022 was shit. I won’t have another 2022. New job, change my diet, back on the bike, sort myself out. Big love to you all. ❤️
Broadcasters apologise when there is a suggestion of a swear word at a football match but they continued to go back to Eriksen receiving CPR and focused on his crying wife. Fuck that.
Now we’ve all settled down (a bit) I just want to say all of the plaudits need to go to the fantastic group of players I’ve had this season. A great bunch of boys and a pleasure to be around every week. Our first ever league trophy. A proud gaffer. ❤️🔴🏆🍻
Reflecting on yesterday. First ever Premier Division win, 19 years after we joined the league, 6 promotions, couple of league titles and a cup win. Massive credit to Mick,
@twickyt
and
@Edjack12
for all of their hard work. Proud to have been involved since that first game! ❤️🖤
Just a point of warning on Grassroots football in the short term (and I don’t want to be too much a kill joy) but there is a guaranteed need of risk assessments, disinfectant protocol and general COVID do’s and dont’s before we all play games. Make sure you read all the guidance.
Don’t often tweet about us after games but today I’m just proud. Every single one of my players gave me everything they had and they made a team from 3 divisions higher fight for everything they got. Onwards and upwards. ❤️🖤
Due to unforeseen circumstances the football club will not be showing the upcoming England matches. We thank everyone for their support over the past games 🏴⚽️
I’m fully aware of how hard it is to recruit and then retain referees in todays game, It’s not a personal issue but there HAS to be a level of culpability for poor performances and there HAS to be protection for officials who are just not capable of operating at a certain level.
I haven’t spoken about this outwardly much (a shock for me I appreciate.) I’ve found this last lockdown really hard and I’ve not been in a great place. This last few weeks of being able to get back out, see friends, vent at football and go back to being part of that team....
Next Up!.........the Stags make the short trip to their old adversary East Harling who currently sit third and will be hoping to reverse their earlier 2-1 defeat at the Glebe and pinch second spot from Wroxham Res, who in turn lost to the Stags last Saturday ..... one to watch!!!
Very proud to get to this point! After 400 games as a player and 250 as a manager you could probably say I’m settled in at the club now. Up the red men. ❤️🖤
It’s 250 up for the gaffer this Saturday as we head to
@MarthamFC1
for our final league game of the season. It’s actually a 2pm kick off despite the poster with the hosts having a double header. We go in search of a win before next weeks final. ❤️🖤
After a good 9 year stint I’ve finally handed in my papers to the
@AnglianCom
committee. Been an absolute pleasure to serve (mostly) but basically if you’ve got a question from now on, ask someone else.
Going to start kicking off about why a load of 35+ year olds who can’t run anymore/could never run aren’t allowed to play at Carrow Rd and see what happens.
Somewhere in England today an old couple who booked a pub table weeks ago to enjoy a Sunday lunch will watch on in horror as a geezer called Dave teabags his unconscious mate because it’s coming home. And we wouldn’t have it any other way. 🏴🦁🦁🦁
#ItsCominHome
Thanks to you all for the myriad of messages, tweets, etc since last night. Been an absolute privilege to manage such a superb group of lads. All of this is down to their efforts on and off the pitch and long may it continue. Little old Easton doing bits! ❤️🖤
Nothing but impressed with my boys today. Took what is comfortably the best side in the County at our level to the wire and deserved far more than we got. Onto Mundford next week in the Senior Cup.
The problem with social media is it gives spastics like “Mizzy” a platform to peddle their bullshit which is then lapped up by impressionable kids who repeat the cycle. Bring back getting a good fucking slap when you act a twat and all these little mongs will crawl away.
So I’m actually on board with the processes set out BUT would I be willing to send my daughter back to nursery “in June” while there are still people being infected and dying? Absolutely fucking not.
Atmosphere has been massive. The need to have people around me, even if it’s just to chat utter shit too can’t be understated. To everyone who checked in, let me bend your ear and just generally tolerated me, thank you, I really needed it. ❤️
What a win. Superb character from the boys and a great way to win a game. Shame the oppo didn’t stay for a drink etc but couldn’t be more proud of the lads. ❤️🔴
The rise in positive Covid-19 can be directly attributed to the fact that most of us are doing 75 tests a day to avoid spending Christmas with the in laws.
#Covid_19
Their utmost best in what is an undeniably tough awful place to be at times. Long live the NHS and fuck anyone in a position of power that tries to break it.
@Mattcoote3
if we paid I’d say we pay. But thankfully I’ve got a group of lads who are currently happy to play for free and continue to say no to whatever money you offer them. Congrats on the 3 points my man. Been a while. 👍🏻
Today I witnessed someone get booked for sliding a football out of play with no one within 3 yards of him because “his leg was off the floor.” 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
A big thank you to
@MacronNorwich
,
@Matthoops92
, MH Cleaning and the chairman
@twickyt
for kitting us out with new warm up tops for the cup final and beyond. Hell of a shirt. ❤️🖤
Imagine losing to a team drawn out of a hat, having one of the market twins subbed on to take a pen and fully losing your head and throwing a punch and missing.
@FcSweeders
living rent free.
Always wanted to dislike Farke, mainly to piss off my Norwich supporting mates. However now I’m 100% sure he’s the second coming of Christ and will knee slide in front of the Barclay with his piece out after a last minute winner in October.
#LUFC
WATCH: Prospective new
#lufc
head coach Daniel Farke leaving Elland Road just now. Expecting an announcement from the club this evening - more on
@itvcalendar
at 6pm