Turdyuk
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Average guy into shit, puke, piss, manure, 🅱️🅱️, cow/horse/pig shit, puffa jackets 😋 Stuff I post turns me on 🍆💦🐷😈🐃
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Rimmed my Amazon driver's hole last night. Very tasty. Sweaty and dirty.
Couldn't stay for main event, shame.
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Phone call this morning to my boss
"Can't come into day, something I ate disagreed with me, got the runs"
Bloody awesome. Have shit the bed 3 times, lying in a pool of runny shit. Maybe I'll be ill again tomorrow. Gonna have lunch then vomit 🤢 it up for another wank....
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Night shift over.
Nothing done except
1 shit load eaten
1 vomit drink drunk
16 toilets cleaned with 😛
1 Bottle of poppers used
1 Boss desk draw pissed in
3 Cum loads over boss hi viz 🐷
More tonight.....
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Just had some Petty Officers breakfast, for breakfast. At first i thought it was to be his hot navy shit instead he vomited in my mouth. Delicious 😋
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Just taken a break. Eaten a lot of shit so far. Vomit bath next then a leather master from Norway wants to feed me his rank turds. Can't wait 😁,💩💦🍆
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Popular truck stop last night just produced a good soaking. Car stank of piss but that what happens when they piss through the window...
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I generally don't eat my own turds, but whilst taking a shit at work, got the horn, and picked my hot log from the pan and ate every bit, delicious 😋
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Late Christmas present🎁
Munched a hot turd from a homeless guy in exchange of a hot meal.
Both winners 🏆
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Got covid19 again. Maybe it was that shit/puke orgy I went to over new year. Only 10 guys...at least I've got 7 days off, every cloud...
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On my way to friends for lunch. Wife doesn't know that the man she married is a turd lover. Maybe I'll get two lunches....
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Message from neighbour. They've taken my parcel in from DPD. Little do they know its a turd! 💩
Hope they don't leave it in the sun...
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After a long break, I finally came back to shit. It was unexpected and so enjoyable. Good to be back 🤎
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Bit of brown fun today. Truck stop on M27. Noshed on a hot log from a trucker. Hot & delicious. Still made the meeting. Picking shit out of my teeth all through the meeting...
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Is there anyone out there who is into vomit/puke/sick?
Just had a great bit of vomit sex, wabt to know more...
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Hooked up with an old flame, he's in the US Navy, we used to swap bodily waste for a while. He now lives with Daddy Joe in Texas. They now share bodily waste. I'm not invited. Bitch !
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Random ask.
A movie, in germany 🇩🇪, 4/5 in a house, starts with a pissing contest over a table then 3 guys have shit play in a bathroom. There is a washing machine in the room if tgat helps. Was on scatvids or similar...ta
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Boss says work from home rest of week. Except for the odd zoom call and a report I'm a free spirit. Let the shitfest begin. 💩💩🇬🇧💩💩
Oh yeah shit dad wants to try vomit 😈
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In a club last night. Great place to find blocked loos, unflushed turds and vomit. Never made it to the dance floor....
Will add been sick twice this morning there is puke everywhere, something I ate, glorious start to a day...
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Ok a quick question. Best foods to eat to produce the best turds? It's a bit hit and miss at the moment 💩💩💩
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Ok I admit it. I didn't watch England win, I went and found some new cows 🐄 and fortunately they had supper ready for me 🤎🤎
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Shit Dad enjoyed his first puke experience. We're going out tonight to find some drunken shit who will puke over him for cash. It's turning me on a bit and it's only 0730 💩🍆😛
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Had a good time at Manchester Pride, spent most of the time hanging around the portaloos. Have a fine collection of treats in my freezer 😋
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So vomit bath was such an experience, very hard to recreate. My stale turds were extremely tasty, shared with the master. Last night slept in a sea of bodies. Bit spaced from chems. On my way home as I have to work tonight. Host told me cows back in 2023 🐄💩😋
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On a big ship today. Found 3 huge unflushed logs. How to get them off ship? Thank god for the Navy...
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In the end I put a long turd in the kettle. Was about to leave and I got so horny I coated it with some hot cum.
Back again this week, more kettles to fill......
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Early morning feed. Lidl. Handy loos for early bird daddies 💩💩💩
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Was at work. Shit was brewing. Decided to leave it. On bus home creamed my pants instead. Stank a bit but got the seat to myself 😋
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Had local builder round for sex between appointments. Only at the end did he mention shit. Never made the 2pm appointment...
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Checked on the cows this morning. Got a hot patty for play later. Fresh from the bull. Ok I did have a quick shit wank before work, now my dick smells all cowie 🤎🐂🐃🐄
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Detox required
Ate my own shit three times in a row.
Today don't feel that good but the farts are making me horny.
Ding ding round 4...
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Day off. So cleaned up. Ate the last turd from the freezer. Have just shit my pants so I can pop to Tesco. Then an afternoon of playstation and pants shit munching. Perfect day 🤎
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I'm suspended from work again. Caught with my hand down the uniform of a cute sailor. He was just filling my hand with a hot log when boom, MPs everywhere. Licked my hand clean...
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Back in the real world. Had covid19, not nice but got plenty of time off work. In the yard today, present left in staff loo. Long and tasty. Just need a mouthful of vomit to make my day....
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Bonus! Been offered a posting split between two navy bases. One in the SW. Plenty of animal/human waste opportunities. Oh the pay rise is a bonus 😋👍
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