Cyrus Broacha
@Broacha_Cyrus
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I met Sushma Swaraj at an event in Nepal .Told her I was a fan. I’ll never forget her reply "but aap kaun hai" #RIPSushmaSwaraj #India.
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I'm starting a petition to rename Lower Parel to Slower Parel.
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Just checked my door locks, I recommend you do the same @TheDeshBhakt ✌️. #CyrusSays @IVMPodcasts #TheDeshbhakt #CyrusBroacha
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When I got the chance to promote my book on the Indian Oprah's show! . #SimiGirebaal #TheSemiGirebaalShow #Parody #Comedy
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This page deserves way more than just a shoutout!!! 💯🔥.
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Gen-Z has left the chat.
From listening to you coach me on the field, to now listening to you sing while I am on my way to the stadium. Venky bhai. it's been a journey.
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Wishing the entire team of this gangster saga the very best. Unique idea to watch the #VendhuThanindhathuKaadu trailer in the voice of @BajpayeeManoj ! . @SilambarasanTR_ @MenonGautham #VendhuThanindhathuKaadu.@IshariKGanesh .@VelsFilmIntl @ARRahman.
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Dear @Dept_of_AHD and @moefcc, please include elephants in the species banned from being used in performances. They don’t want to be chained or hit. #UnchainElephants @PetaIndia
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West Indies win!!! I’m soooo happy. Almost kissed my own wife!!.
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Thanks for the greeting on my half century. Please try and be in full attendence for the century. 💯.
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Ignored again. Another reshuffle another ignore. When will I get to serve?. #CabinetReshuffle.
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Dearest Meghnad you've already put in more effort in one week than we have in 6 years. Please DON'T continue the good work and spoil our name. @Memeghnad @IVMPodcasts.
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So Dr. Mallya was was walking around with a beer bottle, looking for an opener when he bumped into Gavaskar!.
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Willing to negotiate peace between Kangana and Hrithik for a measly 2 crores + gst ofc. If no response will come down to 1.5 + gst.
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Day 6!! Still no one from Jio has turned up to repair our building internet. I mean they keep leaving to come but they never make it. So whoever's kidnapping Jio mechanics pl kindly return at least one by this evening 🙏. @JioCare @RelianceJio @fiber_jio.
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Happpiest b'day to the legendary Harsha Bhogle. Superb innings without any sledging. Best commentator Er. after me 😜 . @BhogleHarsha
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Organising a tissue paper drive for #ManUtd fans. people please be generous we r aiming for 7 tissues per fan ❤️.
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Here's my paanch paise. to me, Roy was a blast from the past. An old world cricketer playing cricket the Australian way. when cricket was cricket and men were men. #RIPRoy
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Whistle Stop Hyderabad tour. dinner with Azhar. lunch with VVS. breakfast with Siraj's family. sorry Saina and Sania no time 🙏.
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Here's an ad from 1753! @ParleMonaco . Can't seem to find these kind of ads from back in the day, If you do, please DM them to me! 💯
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In India, first you find the parking, then you find which car to buy!.
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European Super League was formed some weeks ago and the people spoke against it, it was resolved immediately- That's democracy. In India, Farm laws were framed some months ago, people spoke against it. But they're here to stay. That's our democracy.
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Petrol up, diesel is also up, now LPG. no wonder the British left. no one can afford India . #LPGPriceHike.
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Thank you @SuhelSeth. It is customary to send 22 rupees in an envelope. But it's been a lean year so at least send the envelope.
May I wish all the Parsis of the world Navroz Mubarak for tomorrow. Eat, drink, be merry and live forever! @bomanirani @Broacha_Cyrus @hormazdsorabjee.
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Please stop the negativity, anxiety and paranoia caused by the 2nd wave, just stop it!. Get on with life, do what you can and pray to god you survive. I recommend, bench press, deadlifts and squats on alternate days and. some stuff in between.
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Why do building committee members seem like they're running the country's economy?.
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I suppose I won't be able to release my adult biopic this season! 🥲. #RajKundra_Arrested #RajKundraArrest.
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Wondering, when UP elections happen, will stadiums in Lucknow be renamed as #YogiAdityanath stadium?.
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Thank you for all those who wished me on Navroz! 🙏. Errr. next time pl remember to send valuables with the greetings, lets not fight tradition.
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Elon Musk is very clear that he's doing god's work by pushing sustainability and green energy, it's huge for him. That's during the working days of the week. However, on the weekends, he's off burning as much fuel as he needs to reach all the planets in the solar system.
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Between the Tata vacancy and the times now one. Which should I pick?.
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The picture says it all. Happy anniversary to my lovely wife ❤️ . #HappyAnniversary #Love #CyrusBroacha #BoredBroacha #CyrusSays #Wife #Anniversary #ThatBakraGuy
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Can't share any thoughts. Sorry it's my right to privacy.
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A message for @BorisJohnson :. Could you give us back the Kohinoor? In return we'll give you @KunalVijayakar.
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Most common post-covid symptoms are: Weakness, Fatigue, loss of hair, cough/cold and breathlessness. Errr. Sorry, these are post marriage symptoms. 🤔.
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Memories of my five year old son Mikhaail bowling Leg spin with a perfect action and saying bowling Warnie with every ball. What a champion 🙏. #RIPShaneWarne.
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Navroz Mubarak to all Hindus, Muslims, Christians and both the Parsees.
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Underwear makes no sense in the rain. One more item to dry.
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Starting a signature campaign to replace Jimmy Kimmel with myself for next years oscars. As compensation we can let him do Film fare.
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When the notorious drug smuggler 'El Chapo' was caught, my wife thought it was me. Cuz she always calls me by a similar name. EL CHEAPO.
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Hindi is the shorter version of Hebrew. They say shalom we say om.
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I'm in Nepal, going to stand alongside Mount Everest to gain perspective.
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IPL is all I have, I can't even watch erotic films anymore as my wifi isn't working properly. Hope it doesn't get cancelled. 😵.
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🙏🙏🙏🙏.
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Maybe the final should be Indian women's team VS Pakistan men's team?.
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Please carry your id while entering the office premise. @BoredBroacha @thegopaldatt @kunalvijayakar @TNTWOfficial
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Ab Tak Chappan- @KunalVijayakar . Wishing you a very happy birthday 🎉🎂🎈. #KunalTheFoodie #AbTakChappan
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Saal Mubarak!.One day rest and tomorrow resume procreation.
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The only legacy I'll have is I'll always be an embarrassment to my son. Years later when he turns 18, he'll have the memory of his father dancing in a peacock outfit.
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Congratulations to all Parsees. Hadi Choopan is Mr. Olympia 2022 🏆
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Women's IPL wow!.No Ishant Sharma just because you have long hair doesn't mean you can take part.
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Wishing all on Onam. Kim Jong-Un please take this holy day to think about what you're doing with your life.
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I have a great desire to serve humanity without ever getting off my chair!.
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5 friends. 1 unknown dead body in their penthouse. Can't wait to share this thriller with you, streaming soon on @NetflixIndia #AbMenuMeinSabNew.#AbbasMustan @thedeol @rampalarjun @TheSharmanJoshi @Theabrarzahoor #DenzilSmith #SanjayNath @Roymouni @tiscatime @DanHusain
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Modi and trump cocktails is like Arnab and me at Vipasana.
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Learn more about Tabla-sutra! #Throwback.
Still a Thursday. Still a legend, @Broacha_Cyrus. #ThrowbackThursday to the good ol' to the not-so-gracious gold.
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With all social media profiles, doesn’t it make you wonder about my front and back profile?. #DollyPartonChallenge #BoredBroacha #Fun #DollyParton #Challenge
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"The man in the leather jacket" with @BoredBroacha @kunalvijayakar @mohitmahale #behindthescenes @TNTWOfficial on @CNNnews18
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People are asking why did Ashraf Ghani flee the country?. Seriously?! If Kabul has been taken over by the Taliban, what should you do? Put a red carpet followed by an item no. by a leading bollywood star? WHAT THE HELL? . He HAS to run or he's DED (As we spell in Haryana).
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Wouldn't have been possible without them! . #CyrusSays #Podcast @DoshiAmit @AntarikshTak @AbbasMomin @Memeghnad @IVMPodcasts
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I have a question, if my mask gets drenched due to the rain, what's plan B? . Do I wear a helmet? Plastic bag with a hole? Or @CaptainAmerica's shield?.
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Wishing you guys a very happy bakra diwas! 🐐. Check out one of my fav Bakra episodes of all time: #AprilFools #MTVbakra #IPL.
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A man was found inside a python! U think Mumbai has housing problems!.
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No scripts, barely any dialogues and no clothing! I would've really made it to the top in the adult film industry. #RajKundra.
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I'm an out-of-work actor and a decent batsman, can I apply too?.
If you are a decent Indian bowler who bats, send in your application.
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Name something more annoying than the Corona Virus caller tune. .
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