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Devoted husband to @devoutmarauder . Whatcha gonna do, brother?

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New husband and wife just dropped
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A incomplete list of @Goodtweet_man ’s wives, in no particular order 🧵
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Tribute to the GOAT
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Pope on his way to unplug the AI priest
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Thank you all for the prayers you’ve offered for my family and I recently. My mom, Maryanne, passed away this morning. Please continue to pray for my family.
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@mattwortwizard Homie got doxxed by weirdos and deactivated
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Bonus round: an incomplete list of things we’ve let @Goodtweet_man eat
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If y’all could please keep my mom in your prayers. She’s growing new tumors in her brain and we need to wait a bit to start radiation back up. Thanks kings and queens 👑
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It’s is a mortal sin for men to wear shorts without a grave reason
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First day of my new job tomorrow. Prayers appreciated!
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@Goodtweet_man Happy Easter to all of you.
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I’m sorry he would have wanted this
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@Goodtweet_man Happy to be of service
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Inside of you there are two Cindys
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Thanks for listening
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“This is tragic, sure, but how can I make it fit my ideology?”
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I can only afford a three carrot ring
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Share a photo from a very different time in your life
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Haydn, 🇵🇸
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Share a photo from a very different time in your life
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Hi update: since the new tumors have been discovered, she’s been experiencing horrible migraines. Please continue to pray for her. Selfishly, pray for me too.
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If y’all could please keep my mom in your prayers. She’s growing new tumors in her brain and we need to wait a bit to start radiation back up. Thanks kings and queens 👑
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Cooking for work: love it can’t live without it Cooking for others: heck yeah lemme show you a good time Cooking for me: mmmm toast
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God gave us the 1PM mass because he loved us and knew we were sleepy
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@_kennythoughts That’s your cousin uce
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Just tryna get to Heaven dude
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Catholic match with the death threats
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Now that I’m a small account I feel like I can say and do whatever I want. Poop.
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@_kennythoughts Gonna tell my kids this was the Shield
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New fiancée just dropped @DevoutMarauder
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Got so many followers after that seminary pic Hi, I’m a professional chef what’s up
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Breaking: I am the new Bishop of Tyler, TX. More to come.
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Great, now do: 1. Sexual abuse 2. Liturgical abuse 3. Financial abuse
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Pope Francis in a speech to the #synod today criticized young priests who go around to clerical shops in Rome trying on lace cassocks and robes. “Clericalism is a whip, it is a scourge, it is a form of worldliness that defiles and damages the face of the bride of the Lord.”
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Intrusive thoughts and anxiety riding high. Sleep has been nearly impossible for three weeks. Say a prayer for your boy plz.
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Would you find this helpful or confusing
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BIDEN: "In America, we resolve our differences at the battle box. That's how we do it. At the battle box."
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I won
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It was @Goodtweet_man , for the nuclear plant was his wife
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Spending the day off twitter w/ the bride but anniversary is tomorrow so please say a prayer of thanksgiving for a 🅱️rother and his 🅱️ride
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Had a dream that I was a lector and when I got up and did the whole “a reading from the book of X” bit some dude started booing
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Not good touch nor bad touch but a third secret weird thing
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I’m here with Sister Mary Juan at the Casa Santa Maria, which is not only a residence for priests but also the visitor’s office for Americans visiting Rome! @thegnewsroom
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Yes, catfishing on twitter is wrong, but where was the outrage when a nun with a mustache married a literal hand #doublestandard
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Breaking: just got a new apartment in Rome AND an allowance. Gonna be sweet.
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Did wal mart used to sell pet fish or did I make that memory up
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Had a mini heart attack when not one but TWO parishes couldn’t find my baptismal certificate… until I remembered I changed my name when I was a young man 🙃
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If Canada buys Elon Musk I’m moving to Twitter
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He did not accept “Papa Franku”
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Brb gonna go get married
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Went to confession for the first time in a month and can finally go to my TLM parish tomorrow for the first time in many months. Such a blessed weekend 🦔
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No girl has all three: 1. A great personality 2. Domestic skills 3. A grenade
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Liturgical Dance Dance Revolution
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Graduating tomorrow gimme a hell yeah
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If I were adamant that I wasn’t gonna forsake my sacred duties I probably wouldn’t have forsaken my sacred duties before telling everyone that I’m not gonna forsake my sacred duties because it’s pretty obv that I did, in fact, forsake my sacred duties
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So it appears Fr. Crow believed he was getting locutions from Jesus and Mary, and was told by Jesus to leave the country with his 18-yr-old wife to live in Italy. This story is getting weirder by the minute. Apparently Fr. Crow was doing exorcisms (without permission) & studying
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First bathroom selfie as a married man
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My mom starts radiation tomorrow, and it’ll overlap w/ her chemo on Wednesday, so we’re anticipating a long day. @DevoutMarauder is away all week for work because she’s awesome and they need her And I’m back on my six day and 10 hour grind Prayers all around would be great!
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I feel strongly that if you call yourself a “theologian” you need to have worked in a theology factory for at least 5 years
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Pray for her, brothers
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Booked Rome apartment for honeymoon 🇮🇹
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Look at this work of art and tell me God ain’t good
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Get you a Protestant friend like this 👇
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Putting an offer on a house today please say a prayer for the 🅱️rother family
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It’s 2023 and Bruenig derangement syndrome still exists
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She destroyed legal abortion in this country then just returned to her home planet forever
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Look what @DevoutMarauder made 😊
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Since she faced revealed now I can post one of my favorites from our vacation 🦔 @DevoutMarauder
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Back again to ask for prayers for the repose of the soul of Fr. Jason, a beloved local priest, who dropped dead at mass this evening.
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Toss up a prayer of thanksgiving for my priest uncle who celebrates his 75th bday
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We got a house
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Another day checking the Catholic simp account wondering if I made it. Heartbroken. Overlooked again.
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I won $1000 on a slot machine
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Healthcare should be free to everyone
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The 🅱️rother family are officially home owners, brother
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Holy shit I just got a pre-approved loan to pay off my marital debt
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