Brittani Ard
@BrittaniArd
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Instagram Live! Season 1 Questions answered
Monday August 12th at 12:00pm PST
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Thanks
@AlaskaAir
for working with us on our flights booked pre-covid.
@Delta
didn't even try. First time we would have flied with them in years (scheduling reason) we will stick with Alaska.
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Offhanded, sexiest compliment from chauvinistic ass of the day! "Even though I would not expect a girl driver, you did a great job! I am going to make sure you do all my tough deliveries. You actually know what you are doing!" Uh... thanks?
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Catching up on GOT. Start episode, run marathon, get back in time for opening song to be over.
#got
#GameofThrones
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Spring Break - Day 8
Heading north to the land of my other people. Get ready Canada, we are…
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Thanks Chris with
@Mariners
for getting us 2 more tickets for tonight's game! Play ball! GO MARINERS
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Good morning Seattle! Perfect sunrise at Greenlake! I love this city!
#nofilter
#seattle
#nw
#seahawks
@KING5Seattle
http://t.co/seOUQNtOU3
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I assume if you still have a flip phone then you are also one of last to switch from VHS to DVD.
You have a DVD player right?
#Technology
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Favorite Child (today)
I like to give our home a 'Hunger Games' feel.
Who will get the…
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Since I love 55mph on my Harley. It was decided that I should hang with the Motor home gangs instead of my motorcycle gang.
#sunseekers
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Stuck in motel. Watching
@VancityReynolds
and Daniel Bruhl. My superhero groupie heart is confused.
#Deadpool
#CaptainAmericaCivilWar
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Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference....
NO
Grant me the serenity to discard the things that can’t change
The courage to change my response
And the wisdom to properly hide the remains
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4 cousins on a road trip to Spokane for the Nike Baseball Camp!
#baseball
#noseriouslymorebaseball
#5straightdays
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Amazed at how grateful I am when they me which is wrong...my username or password.
#internet
#passwordsmakemestabby
#technology
#reset
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2 day CASA conference.
I can not stress enough how important this program is to kids in the…
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Introducing your newest Husky! She has chosen the UW! So proud!
@Baby_Bri_XO
@brentsmiller
#newhuskies2015
http://t.co/stO1M5OfY7
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Thanks to our coaches for staying in un-airconditioned barracks with 13 - 12 year old boys.
We hear it's pretty r…
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When
@seahawks
DE Tylor Harris takes time out of his day off to play a little tug-of-war with some thrilled 10 yea…
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Huge thanks to
@airfrance
@AirFranceFR
for a wonderful flight from SEA to CDG. Then the lounge saved us during our 9 hour layover!
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A beautiful night of laughter and music. One of the only things that can make me cry.... …
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We found a 49er fan... hope he survives
#seahawks
#seahawks49ers
#12thMan
#nyc
http://t.co/AcqFqWWmTD
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Missed
@jimjefferies
in Seattle. Made a trip to NYC to catch him
@BeaconTheatre
tonight.
#laughingmakesmepee
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Early flight with my love. Best friend and her love awaiting our arrival on the beach in Phuket.
#Thailand
#love
#travel
#iflyalaska
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Seattle knows how to put together a sunset like a boss!
#sunset
#seattle
#pnw
http://t.co/hvNH4hV3Cn
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Got surprised with tickets to the Mariners! They made me wear a blindfold to the stadium!…
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Listening to the 40something table of soccer players discussing the politics and stamina of fellow players, is more than amusing.
#soccer
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Maybe
#Trump
is actually a
#Democrat
and wants to make sure
#Republicans
will lose
#2016
. His campaign can't be real. Right. Please.
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It is scary that just Bertha moving is good news?
#burybertha
#seattle
http://t.co/2GVZKmzG2O
via
@seattletimes
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Calm down Seattle. It's rain, remember?
Tourists and amazombies easier to spot... they have umbrellas.
#rain
#seattle
#pnw
#itsonlywater
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We prefunk by playing the
@EAMaddenNFL
game we are getting ready to watch!
#seahawks
#football
#anygivensunday
#love
http://t.co/xdVhOV39Hm
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You know you're old when your grocery list for a juice cleanse doesn't involve a stop at the liquor store.
#juicecleanse
#old
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Group text me 'seasons greetings' with people I don't know & I will hunt down every person that responds & high five their face
#nowyouknow
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@chrishemsworth
canceled for Seattle's Comicon.
@brii_millerr
and I are devastated! 😢😢😢
#vipticketswasted
@ACEcomiccon
#AvengersInfinityWar
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Looking forward to watching the
#Seahawksvs49ers
! According to Alex
@DangeRussWilson
is the best QB EVER! GO HAWKS!
http://t.co/NNLBLkusmt
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Getting an email confirming that I have unsubscribed from an email subscription makes me irrationally angry.
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10yo: Wars seem dumb. You kill 1000 of my people and I'll kill 1000 of your people. Then we come to an understanding. Adults are dumb
#truth
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Just heard an ad on the radio for a new drug to help with the side effects of a different drug. So that you can keep taking the original drug.
Congratulations, America. You are officially stupid.
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Hearing every 30 seconds...
"Thank you for your patience."
...while waiting on hold is literally the most annoying thing ever.
EVER.
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Thank you
@seattletimes
for giving my boys something to read before school!!
#football
#seahawks
#sports
@Seahawks
http://t.co/YfwTy3W0ZD
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4am town car-flight to Liberal, KS. Layover in Denver. 4 days, 9 states, a plane, a motorcycle, a uhaul.
http://t.co/4oWxcVxFn0
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... it used to be the kidlets that kept me from a nap. .
These kittens are all up in my business.
@brii_miller
yo…
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I got a paper cut from a cardboard box.
Any delusion I had about being tough has been cleared up by an Ikea dresser.
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15lb lasagna-all ingredients from
@pike_place
, 12th can from
@HilliardsBeer
and the family watching the
@Seahawks
#seattle
#seahawks
#love
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8yo son- Catching love is like catching a baseball. You hope it doesn't hurt
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@Baby_Bri_XO
@tkennedyy
We would, but we are just pretty. You are the pretty AND smart one. Thanks!
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Buffalo! Thanks
@RockslideBrew
for a wonderful meal.Waiter was tops!
@Hampton
for a great night sleep! Grand Junction
http://t.co/jRjqY2BQiE
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Scene : Fred Meyer, Cyndi Lauper - True Colors playing above...
Daughter, "This is a horrible remake of this song."
Me, "I am so disappointed in you."
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The only time we travel with an extra suitcase is when we need to restock our sole of Cana…
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When you step on something in the dark and you have so many kids and a dog that you don't even want to know what it is.
#parenting
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This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness....
Apparently from heart disease, but I think we can universally apply this statement.
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Shout out to
@tkennedyy
.. pretty sure he is my only active twitter follower and I appreciate him!
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Other team forfeited; they didn't want to get hurt. Going to the playoffs!!!
#football
#playoffs
…
http://t.co/5Q05wsBhjd
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All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die....
Forever goals
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Me in Sept- Makes all organic, low carb, homemade school lunches.
Me in June- Throws a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at each kid on their way out the door.
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@Baby_Bri_XO
Just come to my house and do it and play with kittens. Also, I believe the measurement 'shit-ton' is hyphenated
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My dad says I should always surround myself with the best people possible.
I disagree.... I always keep a few slow/stupid ones around.
Just in case of a bear attack... or the zombie apocalypse.
I don't mean you. I mean that other friend.
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My daughter
@Killerbri187
got a gold
@Starbucks
card with her name on it. I'm not sure she can get any whiter.
#judgeaway
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I'm the proud mom of a UW student!
You know you're a college student when u legitimately lose your fish....
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Early morning flight to Vegas via
@AlaskaAir
! Taking a couple days to soak in the sun and all that has happened!
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Colter-Do you have a hairband
Me-Why
C-I want a top ponytail
Me-No
C-Your soul is dark and you are a dream killer
Me-Call me mom for short
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Thank you for the warm welcome! 💛
@BrittaniArd
, we
@deepcastfm
just wanted to let you know we recently added your podcast “You Probably Think This Story's About You" to our catalog. Check out your podcast page for "You Probably Think This Story's About You" on DeepCast at: and definitely
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remember when your mom told you that you could be anything you wanted to be.... she expected more.
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