Brian Collins
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Human junk drawer. World renowned expert on SHOCKER. He/him/his Mostly here now:
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My sister told me a guy dressed as Michael Myers for a 3k today. Slow walked the entire time and finished dead last.
There are few things I respect more than full commitment to the bit.
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Absolutely furious that people are currently able to buy FATE OF THE FURIOUS for $5.99 when I myself paid $24.99 several years ago. A real slap in the face to those who worked hard and paid full price.
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Imagine a world where we fucking hated Sam
James Corden Auditioned For Sam In Jackson's “Rings” Trilogy
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Forever in love with this one
What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off
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Just realized that with Thor 4, Russell Crowe officially belongs to all three of the major cinematic universes.
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*Colin Farrell breathes a huge sigh of relief*
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I swear, it's almost like Rian Johnson actually knows these movies better than any of the assholes still yelling at him.
I just learned from Reddit that the framing for Luke Skywalker’s highest point of doubt/fear in Return of the Jedi is the exact same framing in The Last Jedi when he realizes his failure with Ben Solo.
TLJ keeps giving.
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This might be the first time in history David Lynch clarified what he was talking about. Fuck you Trump for ruining a great tradition.
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We've been seeing MORBIUS trailers for so long that they changed the "From the studio that brought you" blurb from Far From Home to No Way Home.
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As a kid who was picked on quite a bit in school (mostly 1-3rd grade) these stories absolutely shatter me. RIP Sammy 💔
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Knives Out came out a month before TROS and is still in more screens. For all the shit Johnson took over the past couple years from manbabies, there's something beautiful about that.
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People who say that THE THING ends ambiguously clearly do not know how to read. Big letters at the end reveal it was John Carpenter all along. It's a contraction not a possessive!
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This blew up so my soundcloud is to arrest the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor, believe women, and wear your mask.
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I hope the Boba Fett prequel will dramatically change the way we think about a guy who did nothing and fell in a hole.
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@BonerWizard
I say WHAT IS THE WEAKNESS? now in literally every movie involving the hero trying to figure out the monster. When Brimley looks at the computer in The Thing, when Paul Rudd is babbling absolute nonsense in Halloween 6...
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The greatest “I’m dead and I know it moment” in cinema history?
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BATMAN RETURNS holds up so well! Something about a disgusting, lecherous man whose father doesn't love him, with a penchant for putting kids in cages, running for public office when he can barely function as a human being, really resonated today. Not sure why.
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Damien Chazelle pulling a Magnolia (cashing in all clout to make an expensive movie that would never possibly recoup its budget) to basically make Boogie Nights* is a baller move I laud like no other.
BABYLON rules.
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Get you a woman who will kill a bunch of randos for their blood just so she can bang you again.
#Hellraiser
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Attention all screenwriters: this is the film you have to try to top from now until the end of days.
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A Matrix sequel has people polarized, I'm debating whether to watch the extended or theatrical version of TWO TOWERS, and I can't wait for the Sam Raimi Marvel movie coming next year. Welcome back to 2003, baby!
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When Frodo chooses Gollum over Sam, the entire audience is like "Yes, fuckin FINALLY"
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Raise your hand if you're more comfortable living among immigrants than anyone who would work for ICE.
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It's so disappointing walking into a real police station after seeing them in the movies. There's never a trio of hookers with various hair colors, or a wino just kinda chilling, or a shouting desk sergeant, or Robocop.
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I love that there are C-list actors who scoff at doing interviews for the smaller films that helped propel their not particularly flourishing careers, but Bryan Cranston will happily come in to do an interview for ALLIGATOR on which he was just a PA.
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If it's pearls hitting the pavement I swear to christ
Robert Pattinson: ‘The Batman’ Opening Shot Is ‘So Jarring’ and Feels Unlike Any Other Batman Movie
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Maybe he only remembers the Weinstein edit of his life, which cut huge important chunks out at random in order to get it under two hours
Harvey Weinstein stunned by verdict: "I'm innocent. How could this happen in America?"
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I died as I lived: thinking about Final Destination 2.
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Lin had "creative differences" on a movie he wrote, produced, and directed. Hollywood!
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Ridley said NOTHING when my kid's daycare did a very cute but faithful version of THE COUNSELOR.
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A shame Batman Begins got overshadowed by TDK. I actually prefer it. The inexperienced Batman, using Falcone as a villain, the last second promise of Joker for the next one... good stuff. Hope it's not forgotten.
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There's a dude here playing Time Crisis with both guns. It's the most heroic goddamn thing I've ever seen.
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Horror for kids is cool. Leave the Spirit Halloween movie alone, adults.
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Time for the Inane IMDb Trivia of the Day! Pencils down, everyone. Hall of famer here.
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It's almost like Rian Johnson put more thought into the movie than most give him credit for? And knows/understands these movies better than the people that are STILL yelling at him all day?
Just realized that Luke Skywalker's story begins with Leia sending a projection of herself asking for help, and ends with Luke sending a projection to help Leia.
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Marty could really fuck the whole world up by adding "That said, I've seen the Snyder Cut, and it's pure cinema."
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Another for the "This is why streaming is bad for everything" files.
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Wow. Buddy of mine went to an advanced showing of Licorice Pizza and didn't put a picture of the marquee on his social media channels. Ten minutes into the movie, armed guards dragged him out of his seat, brought him outside, and executed him. Sad, but he knew the rules.
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Nope! The movie just stops on a dime, the lights come on and we go home. We will never know who made the movie.
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Sounds like Matrix 4 is one of those movies that some people like and others do not, joining the first three films, the other movies with Keanu Reeves, the other movies currently playing, the other movies on HBO, and all of the other movies that have ever existed besides JAWS.
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We need more actors like Gosling. A listers who are fully game for whatever nonsense they're asked to do. Kurt Russell is another.
Too many of them are like The Rock, making sure he doesn't get to throw less punches than his costars.
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I can't find the original tweet that included this, but it remains the greatest one I ever saw.
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I hope each Conjuring spinoff keeps going further back and the trailer for the 20th lists each one. "Before Conjuring.... Before Annabelle... Before The Nun... Even before The Crooked Man..." and then it's just about a haunted dinosaur.
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Someone please send Elizabeth Banks emergency copies of Sugarland Express, The BFG, and The Color Purple.
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Still thinking of the guy who is asking for Universal to remove the firefighter murders from HALLOWEEN KILLS because he himself is a firefighter and finds it offensive.
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"We didn't."
How the VFX Team From Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Pulled Off the Carrie Fisher Scenes via
@JennaBusch
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JOHN WICK 3 opening against A DOG'S JOURNEY is even funnier than Toy Story 4 opening against the Child's Play remake
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The three worst things to find out about someone:
- Trump supporter
- Cell phone at movie user
- Elm Street remake fan
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I wish Netflix original comedies were as witty as this
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A horror movie more than doubled the box office of a Disney movie. My heart!
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Time for the Inane IMDb Trivia of the Day! Heartbreaking stuff that will weigh heavily on our minds while we watch, I'm sure.
#SomeoneFoundThisInteresting
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14 years ago my dad went to bed and didn't wake up on account of the smoke-related heart failure he suffered in his sleep, a few hours before he was set to go to the airport to visit us.
This is my annual plea for smokers to stop smoking, and for non-smokers to never start.
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THEY LIVE: a "science fiction" film in which the LAPD destroys a homeless camp for no reason and everyone is being brainwashed by a cable channel
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Next month we get a PG-13 Coming to America and an R rated Justice League.
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Godspeed, Moviepass. You flew too close to the sun. Then tried to make the sun pay a surcharge.
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I'm so old I remember when these articles ran after the game
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AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON and THE HOWLING are now as old as THE WOLF MAN was when both films referenced it as an "old movie"
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Thinking about opening night of the Evil Dead remake when there was a post credits with Bruce Campbell and someone next to me said "wait, why is the guy from Burn Notice here now"
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If you're Candyman, you get to be in a Michael Bay movie. That's the deal.
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This oral history of Gremlins is great but this is my favorite part.
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"Don't be afraid of Freddy Krueger. Don't let him dominate your life. Go to bed." - Elm Street parents
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It is so refreshing to hear a respected (and Oscar winning!) filmmaker talk about horror for several minutes without mentioning The Exorcist or Rosemary's Baby. Instead he namedrops Graboids and Chucky. Bless you, Mr. Peele.
Jordan Peele nerds out about Tremors' Graboids and his favorite horror movie final girl
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However you feel about HALLOWEEN KILLS I think we all need to agree that since they apparently couldn't get a photo of the original "Bob" they got a different Bob to replace him and it's the funniest goddamn thing ever.
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So I guess I *don't* have to get into Santa Clarita Diet.
Then again it stars Tim Olyphant so maybe it'll get a movie in 13 years
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SCREAM 5 has passed 70m domestic. Last non-Halloween slasher to hit that mark was FvJ back in 2003 (or the Chainsaw remake if you count it as one, also 2003).
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Saw someone angry that Netflix isn't releasing all three Fear Street movies at once so they can binge. The entitlement of these fucking kids is aging me faster than necessary.
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If Baz gets to remake Elvis then I say we get John Carpenter's Moulin Rouge
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This makes me happy.
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@SrslyDog
@markknoller
Even by MAGA types' increasingly lowered standards for attempts at whataboutism, this one is pathetic.
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Whoever made this graphic is such a profound idiot I'm almost impressed.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is my favorite kind of shade. Just a totally arbitrary bit of trivia that didn't need to be noted, made hilarious with context.
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Do not go into VIOLENT NIGHT expecting a horror movie. It isn't one even remotely. It's literally just Die Hard (and Die Hard 2) with Santa. Action movies can have gore. Doesn't make them horror.
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Giving Adam Wingard the only hit movie in a year is a pretty good apology from audiences who neglected You're Next and The Guest.
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Raise your hand if you're old enough to have special ordered an album or movie at Sam Goody, Suncoast, FYE, etc.
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GRAVITY should be re-released in IMAX for a week or two every year. Absolute perfect big screen experience.
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Because two of the all time highest grossers are even longer and it's a fucking Batman movie
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Netflix splitting HATEFUL EIGHT up into "episodes" is about the most 2019 goddamn thing I can imagine and I fucking hate everyone who binge-watches an entire series but won't sit through a three hour movie without breaks.
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If they start pulling movies again because of Delta and I have to wait another goddamn year for Halloween Kills...
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@astweetedbyRP
Nope.
Man, this James Corden thing isn't going away anytime soon, is it?
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I noticed in Scream 5 a character says he's watching movies on Netflix. UNLIKE Netflix, nice to see Paramount didn't insist on references to its own streaming service.
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Hands down, one of the greatest jokes ever constructed, from POLICE SQUAD:
Bad Guy: Who are you? How'd you get in here?
Drebin: I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.
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One such thing is giving Book of Shadows a chance
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I love that Bautista is having the career The Rock could have had if he wasn't so insistent on not challenging himself.
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Nessie, if there was ever a time to prove your existence by eating someone, it is tomorrow night.
Leaving now for a one night trip to Scotland in order to be at the Grand Opening of my great Turnberry Resort. Will be back on Sat. night!
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Tomorrow is the last day to watch and love MALIGNANT on HBO Max. Do not miss out. Or do miss it and just buy it when it comes to Blu-ray, I don't care. Just see it. Legally.
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Also, fuck Snyder, Netflix, and anyone else involved with the process of hiring Sean Spicer to be in the movie. There are hundreds of familiar faces you can nab to play a cameo as a political pundit, and you chose one that aided a wannabe fascist. Get fucked.
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For real, MALIGNANT isn't gonna be for everyone, and that's a good thing. The movies that are designed for everyone are forgettable, usually. We need more Malignant type films. Not so much the content (then it'd be the norm), but the "let's commit to this unusual idea" of it all.
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Tarantino has re-confirmed that he's only making two more films, adding "So stop asking one of them to be DEADPOOL FUCKING 2"
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I've searched high and low, but I do believe I have finally found the most pedantic submission as a goof in IMDb history:
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Big John got what may be the best introduction for a character in the entire series.
I know the Halloween Kills discourse is heated right now, but no matter where you landed on the movie, can we all just agree that Little John & Big John were great?
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