Brian Gadoury
@BrianGadoury
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I do my own stunts and they're OK.
Salt Lake City, UT
Joined September 2011
Me: How's that bug-fix going? Them: Good. Their git commits: An endless stream of thrashing, guesswork & desperation Me:
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RT @MrBeast: I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the w…
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It's been [0] days since I've sent an email to a client signed: Thanks, Brain
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Client on phone: Hi. Are you in front of a computer? Me: Always. Both: *silence while we both think that's sad*
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Moving from Salt Lake City to Chicago has been rough, but being at @WindyCityRails today is definitely helping. <3
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Have thing. Lose thing. Buy replacement thing. Put replacement thing where you won't lose it. Find original thing.
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Updating my resume for a prospective client. Do I spell out "Keeping It Real" or can I just put KIR and they'll know?
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Shout out to everyone that managed to get an education despite me being in their class.
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he died as he lived, accidentally biting the same spot on the inside of his lip a thousand times a day and hating himself for it.
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*driving through PA, seeing a lot of deer* Me: Smells like updeer around here... Dr Girlfriend: *glares at me for remainder of 5 hour drive*
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Me: I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!!! Judge: Juror 273 you are excused from jury duty. Me: Aww nuts.
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Call me when the IoT means my phone detects it's been put in the washing machine, disables the washer and sets off an alarm through Nest.
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