Jacked Monk
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𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚- 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲/𝗕𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗿 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
(𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 & 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗦 👹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘇𝘇𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲, 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗗𝗠𝘀)
Let's go /🧵
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Umepata time ya kuvuta ngwai kwa compound after family wamedoz alafu unaona simba ikivuka gate yenu unadhani zimekurarukia
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Na SIM card mpya ni mia
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Big booty woman with acrylic nails akiinama for backshots na scent ya poorly wiped cheeks ikugonge
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Panga before vs after pics vizuri, karibu nisifu pombe hapa
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Uber drivers huona mambo mengi, imagine his reaction when a Gen z witchdoctor entered his car
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Flags more red than a Chinese communist parade
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Anyway, women will support this until it's their boyfriends doing it with their platonic friends
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As long as she's still free, these GBV jokes will keep flying
Y’all treat GBV like a joke because abusers are barely punished in this country!
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Ukigonga in a dimly lit room inabidi umsunde butt plug inaglow kutumia kama checkpoint
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Nikaandika kitabu of what I've witnessed as "the other guy" naeza spark a new form of insecurity in you chaps, your women absolutely hate y'all haha
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Ukiona tweets za 5 people you understand more why Kairo alimfuta kazi
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Wamama wamecatch hapa like they didn't use to brag to us in high school about dating college niggas
Tbt. Watu hutoka mbali. Bahati should come for legendary lessons ama namna gani! 😂😂😂😂
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Siku utakula a fine woman in a trap house toilet you realize it's less about the space but more about her feelings toward you
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Robbed at gun point and my first instinct is to fight yet I'm still breathing today with zero injuries, my guardian angel is working overtime
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Hii kitu hunuka vibaya mkimake out
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Look her in the eyes for about 7 secs to build tension, mkaribie in her left ear, turn your head to the right na uteme mate cussing yourself for approaching a washed up hag
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We are leaderless, tribeless with no organization
All 50 million of us will meet you at the state house to discuss
#RutoMustGo
I want to call upon Gen Z to tell us whom to engage with - Rigathi Gachagua
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My women during a threesome arguing who’s riding first:
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Niggas don’t even want your girl, wanamkula wakirudisha like wiping their asses with your towel and throwing it to your face like “Thanks G, you can have it back”
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If a nigga ever cheats with my girl I pray he falls for her and does everything in his power to take her away
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My transition from thick to petite women over the years is something I never saw coming but I'm glad
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Mimi the day I asked my woman what she brings to the table alijibu “Tbh not much but I’m working to be better at that” I appreciated the honesty lakini nilicheka tu
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Best dates huwa activity dates, I don’t really do restaurants unless ni cocktails and/or a light appetizer
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Uzuri ya backshots mwanamke haezi kuona ukifunga macho so you can fantasize about someone else
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Lakini wasichana hii app hupitia, imagine tweeting a thirst trap with a specific TA in mind alafu keg boys wako kwa comment ama DM with “Heeyy nidinye pls 😘”
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Some of my boys walikuwa wanabag women that didn’t drink or do any drugs and took pride in introducing them to that stuff, sad shit
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Not benefiting from the corruption going on in this country even though you see it everyday
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One thing I wondered why most girls are addicted to clubbing it’s the only place they’ll get an overload of attention, courtesy of poor judgment due to bad ratio and drugs, outside in the sober world most are 3 stops below average no one’s breathing their way
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My boy hapa aliuliza body count ya shawry alimwambia ni way more than his age hahahah
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Mumama alimiss on the fertility window in her prime years akaamua tunalala na nightmares akianika her washed up self in a bid to score an unsuspecting young lad's phallus, I rebuke you in the name of the almighty, shindwe
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Hizi upuzi ya using a rebound/sneaky link to move on only works for women cause your feelings for your partner huwa surface level, mwanaume akikupenda it takes a lot more than just new cheeks to get over an ex, even if she's finer & better than her
Soo, I am advising a friend of mine (a boy), how to move on, cause he has tried soo much na imekataa...
And I suggested a rebound /fling / Sneaky link... And OMG he is very innocent 😭😭😭... He can't even believe that these things happen...
He just like me fr(before) 🥺😭
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I'm convinced you people can't spot a brother who's dead inside courtesy of cuffing a hoe
date someone who looks at you the way Russell looks at Ciara 🫶🏾
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Quit alcohol & drugs, clear your digital footprint, date outside your cliques, don't get tatted & piercings beyond earlobes
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My old man told me he brought me into this world for one thing & one thing only:
To be better than him
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Then go get it njeri
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Ukipata your woman's unlocked phone achana na whatsapp, sms na social media
Unda kahawa, get your reading glasses on na ufungue notes app, hapo ndio pambio iko
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Tukianza kukosania doh just consider whatever relationship we have as dead
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@PinkbunnyMafia
@DOMtheB0MB
@DumbAsFucc
@breezzy_lizzy
Should've hit her with that "Howdy do..." huh?
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Alchemist has displayed racism for the longest, if you’re black and still frequent there hujiheshimu and neither should anyone else
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At gyms and golf courses you could be 22 with a 50 year old best friend
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I never thought I was patriotic til this past few weeks' fiascos
I love this country, I just hate the government
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Wewe argument yako hatuezi skiza, your first sin was munching a twitter siren with poor oral hygiene, enda ps karipoti false accusation
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The boys: Msee kuna cats mbili leo, kwani uko?
Me chilling in Malindi:
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One time I did something for my girl I thought was normal nikalog in hapa and saw her bff tweeting “My girls really being treated like queens out here 😭❤️”
I just knew I had to make that woman cry the next week to balance that shit out
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Ningekua Kairo ningejaza hiyo ndege na 10 Latina women in skimpy clothing, not a Kasa/mwiki woman with a bouquet
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Kuna jamaa mahali anaquestion his self worth juu hana mwanamke
Pick up your balls, fool
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Chuckling with your woman at her hoe stories like they don't matter but lowkey making arrangements to dump her cause eww>>
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For the interested parties,
Registeration fee= 60k KES
Annual subscription= 20k KES
Joining Kericho golf club is a top tier decision one could make, the membership lets you access multiple other golf clubs in Nairobi at no extra cost
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My old man didn’t slack when picking my mum, in turn siezi aibisha my future kids in the name of “hakuna formula”
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Only way a female can pass as my friend is:
1. She can handle her liquor & drugs
2. She's papered
3. Can rough up a woman bothering me
4. Pimps her friends out to me
Otherwise kaa mbali nami
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Hii kitu huwa upuzi sana, if you’re a nice guy don’t change yourself kuentertain hao damaged hoes that love toxicity, I promise you there’s girls out there for your nice ass
Who can relate to this video? 😂
“I fell asleep’’
“I just saw your text”
“I been busy all day”
“I’m tired”
Thanks to social media!
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Women aren't evil, they just lack emotional depth and intelligence, it's why they share a maturity likeness to preadolescent kids
Men are actually more emotional than women, women just happen to be sensitive which is often mistaken for being emotional
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Me deciding if I want to slow stroke or pound her cheeks to oblivion
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If you're a man who values living a private life, yappers ni madem unafaa kuavoid
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By the time I'm breaking bank, I've either already decided & picked my woman or I'm about to transition into the most satanic hoe phase known to man
Love a nigga who outgrew their hoe phase & just wanna get money & love on they girl 😌 y'all the best fr 🫶🏾
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Same vest,
2 years & 20kgs of muscle later
Quote tweet with your gym progress
It’s been quite the journey, going on 4 months 45lbs down
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I’ll talk to you however I want Griffin
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This is the optimal time for
@AIRTEL_KE
to overtake
@SafaricomPLC
Why would a Telecom Service Provider (TSP) leak private details of their customers to cartels aka
@DCI_Kenya
?
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Sisi manual transmission connoisseurs hatutambui that thigh gripping, holding hands shit
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"Usiulize nafanya nini niko shughuli zote"
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Kenyan vienyejis daydreaming international figures breathing their way is nothing more than comical
There are people my husband will have to understand when I meet them one day. On top of my list is Nas followed closely by Skepta. Itabidi aelewe.
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Hizo photos zinafaa kuwaonyesha how easily women move on mkidhani your exs still think about you, she's smiling the same with both chaps
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