Brian Davis CPA
@BrianDavisTax
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Tax accountant. Sometimes i say dumb things.
Alexandria VA
Joined May 2023
I don’t watch this game much but I think if I was a football person I just wouldn’t run where the other football people were
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@Blythe_MG @mountainwesttax @cordes_tax I think if we’re realistic your plan is impractical. I’ve faked my death I’m not going to risk being spotted just driving to CR
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@Taxsavvyjessica @chaddavis @LorilynWilson Google???? Ugh. I’m sticking with my compuserv email 23614.8841@cserv.com
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@mountainwesttax @cordes_tax That’s why we need the 10m life ins. We buy a Vietnam era cargo plane, my buddies and I fly and intercept a United airlines flight mid-air, flying in the blind spot we string a cable between the planes, I crawl from one to other, slip in a back door that my friend left unlocked
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@FortWayneCPA @Hollister_Brad You saw the tweet from the marketing guy about using pictures of your kids. I don’t know what the value is but I know it isn’t zero.
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@FortWayneCPA @Hollister_Brad Well… it’s not $7000 of labor. It’s $7000 of value. Isn’t that what we all preach: that the time it takes us to prepare a tax return isn’t relevant, it’s the value we bring?
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RT @SEMPER_The_Book: America has listened to you, the MAGA cult, cry about the price of eggs for four years. Meanwhile, eggs are now $9 a c…
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@braxton_mccoy It’s not illegal to audit the govt, it’s illegal for some dumbass to show up, claim to be buddies w/the Pres. and demand access to classified materials that they’re not entitled to. There’s a right way to do things. This is not it. @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump are criminals
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@Chicagomike666 @FortWayneCPA @Shimshon1800 A correct path? Like what he did after his first term? I don’t think so 2nd he’s never faced any consequences for anything so I doubt he ever now considers whether there are consequences. If things blow up he’ll blame vindictive trump haters.
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@JoelWBerry @jonfavs Right? 800 is a much bigger number than 1.4!!! Who would pay 800 to get back only 1.4?
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@FortWayneCPA Idk about a day off the bike but do try to get some arm work in too. Back and abs are important.
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@mountainwesttax @DailyTaxMemes She answered the phone politely, greeted everybody, and the male clients loved her 🙄🙄 so she was okay
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@DanForTexas Suggested new titles for your book: How to Commit Tax Fraud in 10 easy steps... Dan commits fraud.. you can too!
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