Brian Balthazar
@BrianBalthazar
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Co-host, Human Vs Hamster on MAX. Seen on a lot of shows on TV during the day, & an exec prod of a lot of shows you watch at night.
NYC, Philadelphia, Los Angeles
Joined October 2008
The kids at the CNN town hall are more honest and courageous than politicians. I’m sure it’s not lost on anyone that soon enough they’ll also be voters. #StudentsStandUp.
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So let me get this straight - @LoganPaul films an actual, dead suicide victim a month ago for entertainment & presents his ‘triumphant’ comeback video a month later - but @kathygriffin poses for a morbid (crude, yes, but not real) photo in October and should be punished forever?
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@ronreup Okay this is me. 🤦🏼♂️Be gentle!😂It was early! I’m truly forever a Nicki Minaj fan!! Pink Friday, pink lady, pink everything forever, as long as it’s Nicki!!! Also worth noting the new single is number one on the iTunes charts as we speak!!💕💕💕.
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Don’t read a description, don’t read a review, don’t get any information. Just go watch #deadtome on Netflix and be transfixed. I’m ALL IN. Great performances all around.
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Stop with the ’20 under 20,’ ‘30 under 30,’ & ‘40 under 40’ “power lists.” Let’s celebrate success at ANY age. Let’s not discourage chasing a dream later in life,or undermine the glory of a goal achieved after many years of work. Don’t impose a deadline on someone else’s dreams.
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Less than a month away! Can't wait for this one! @hgtv @MrSilverScott @MrDrewScott #AVeryBradyRenovation
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Word to the stable geniuses of the world: When you seemingly normalize a word like sh😵th😳le, be prepared for it to be rubbed in your face now and then.
The word “shithole” is being projected onto Trump’s DC hotel.
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One of the best feelings in the world is when a dog is on your lap and they adjust their position to go from comfortable to super-comfortable, then let out a sigh.
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I’m not standing in a long line at Shake Shack and I’m sure as hell not standing in a long line at the top of Everest. Ok, I might stand in line at Shake Shack.
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I am embarrassed to admit I just watered a plant because I had just watered the plant next to it - and in my head I actually told myself the other plant might be jealous. I will be taking visitors at the asylum from 6-9pm on weekdays.
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Timing could be better, but the right thing to do. Can the studio step up now? When trying to save face, the key is to act fast. #timesupnow #TimesUp. Mark Wahlberg and Agency Give $2M to Time's Up Fund After Pay Discrepancy Outcry via @thr.
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So excited! This Wednesday I’m cohosting the fourth hour of the Today Show! Truly a dream come true. Hope you can check it out!.
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Lots of women: at least with this home confinement I can finally stop wearing heels at work. Lots of men: at least with this home confinement I can finally start wearing heels at work.
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Been binge watching #insatiable all week and now watching #lifeoftheparty on a plane. and there’s @DebbyRyan ! She’s seriously one to watch - so talented! Her career is going to explode!.
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Is it just me or is sitting in front of a hairdresser’s mirror having to look at yourself for 20-plus minutes painfully uncomfortable?.
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I could discover the key to eternal life and it would get fewer likes than this cryptic tweet from Harry Styles.
Kiwi walked so Watermelon Sugar could run.
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Show some love to the lovely and wonderful @MoMcCormick7 !!! It’s her birthday!!! We love you #MaureenMcCormick! ❤️❤️❤️
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@TrentonHassles There’s really only one rule on Twitter, and that’s don’t talk smack about Dolly Parton. Now you know.
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Here comes trouble! Fun with @hodakotb @klgandhoda @brianbalthazar @kathielgifford and @craigyferg @todayshow
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Currently lying in bed in a contortionist position to ensure two sleeping dogs are not disturbed even though they have nothing they need to do tomorrow, nor do they chip in on the rent.
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Today, instead of pining for a return to the way things were, I will focus on what parts of today’s quiet solitude, however small, will bring me joy.
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I bet the person seductively blending these ink colors doesn’t have a single zoom call scheduled for today. i’m not saying his job is better than all of ours, I’m just making an observation.
Good morning! Here are two 2.5 mesmerizing minutes on how printing ink is made. Also, subscribe to my Substack with just an email. It's free because I want to earn your paid subscription:
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I wish there were NO political parties. just voters. Every group has their extremists. Compartmentalizing into two groups just simplifies the divide for fighting’s sake. If we all just voted for what we thought was right I feel like we would all find a lot more common ground.
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@TheNewArena Or, Avoid the constant clicking through here and read a real article about it .
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Curious how that lady wearing the fitbit in the parking lot at Whole Foods seemingly cares about getting her steps, but not enough to walk her shopping cart back to where it belongs.
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Finally got a photo with @MrSilverScott and @MrDrewScott !.(Oh, I also interviewed them!Check it out on @AOLBUILD !)
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A class act!!!.
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Taylor Swift went into a #target yesterday to buy her CD and freak people out. But get THIS: It was MY Target. The one I go to. I’ve been calculating all the scenarios in which I could have been there. I usually only do that for events that could have killed me. @taylorswift13.
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So grateful for a fun year of TV last year. Tomorrow I start a new year with a spot on @klgandhoda ! Can’t wait to see @KathieLGifford and @hodakotb !.Goodbye 2018 hello 2019!!
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An immense pleasure to work with @macantone and @nayarivera ! A joy onstage and off. Me needs more Mario and Naya! http://t.co/wWZrW9xCkp.
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We’ve reached a point in the country where it being Friday the 13th is the LEAST of our concerns.
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So hard to be out of town for @KathieLGifford ‘s last show- it’s thanks to her & @hodakotb & the @TODAYshow team that I’m on the road hosting a college game show! - I got booked after I was seen hosting a game on Today with them! So grateful and full of love for them today. ❤️❤️.
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I’m already on hold. I don’t need your hold music interrupted with a ‘thank you for continuing to hold’ - it’s a sick tease that makes you think you’re about to NOT be on hold, but instead you get a backhandslap reminder you’re still on hold.
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A lot of people will Unfollow you when you take a stand for something and they disagree with what you believe in. Ironically, they think they’re punishing you, when in fact they’re doing you a huge favor.
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The face I'd make racing on a #CanAmSpyder w/the amazing @DanicaPatrick ! @OfficialSpyder @AOL #drivingwithdanica
http://t.co/adbWsBHvai.
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Can we talk about the amazing, @parishilton? She’s premiering her 25TH fragrance #Electrify!She’s launching 2 apps-one for beauty experts that come right 2 u, #TheGlamApp,another for planning a next level event.AND she travels the world as a DJ! The #PEOPLENOW intvu coming soon!
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How do I love @KathieLGifford ? Let me count the ways! BTS antics at the Today show! (The bottle's made of sugar, hollywood style) ❤️❤️❤️
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Starting off my vacation with a visit to Kathie Lee and Hoda tomorrow! @klgandhoda @TODAYshow
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Two reasons August is awesome: birthdays for both @KathieLGifford and @hodakotb ! Love you ladies!
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#MariahCarey daintily biting into a #walker_crisps has become my dieting meme for the season.
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After a year of 'unprecedentedness,' we could all stand to cut people a break more.We've all missed an email,been snippy,forgotten to return a call,overreacted or misspoken. A LOT. Many people are just trying to keep it together. Here's to everyone successfully hanging in there.
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If you feel stuck, or trapped, or isolated by a person, a place, a thing, a job, a city, a bad habit, a circumstance - there is life on the other side of it. You may not be able to see it right now - but a whole other world is on the other end of the thing that’s stifling you.
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The 21 stages of me dancing in public - and why I shouldn’t.
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Gearing up! So excited for @hgtv rose parade coverage tomorrow with @mrsilverscott and @nancyodell @mrdrewscott !! Catch it tomorrow on HGTV at 11amET / 9amPT!!
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I personally don’t want Jennifer Aniston to get back together with anyone. I want her to be with someone who makes her feel like she won a #sagaward every damn day.
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What a thrill to be in @Deadline AND to announce the launch of #BalthazarEntertainment!!!.
Former HGTV Exec Brian Balthazar Launches Production Company, Joint Venture With ‘Frozen In Time’ Producer Glass Entertainment
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Whatever the hell Bernadette Peters is doing sign me up. The gal has looked the same age for the last 30 years. There’s got to be some of that ‘death becomes her’ magic potion involved or something. .
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All I’m saying is, if somebody aired the Golden Girls at 11 right now they’d probably steal a lot of folks who are not fans of a month long stretch of holiday movies. Counterprogram, people!!
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Tomorrow I’m on the Today show with @klgandhoda ! Hard to believe it is her last week on the show. @KathieLGifford @hodakotb , and the many people who work on the @TODAYshow show changed my life! So grateful.
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It's heartbreaking & meaningful to see celebrities share the real family struggles they face.@kathygriffin being open about her mother's dementia is relatable to so many. @britneyspears taking an indefinite hiatus to care for her dad is poignant.They remind us what's important.
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People: Avoid toxic relationships. Surround yourself with positive energy, love and light. @LisaVanderpump : I’m quitting real housewives of Beverly Hills. People: No! Please stay around those people who regularly scream and yell at each other! It amuses us!. Me: Run, Lisa run!.
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How is it that it’s 2019 and there still isn’t a linear Golden Girls network yet? Just marathon after marathon, following by late night stripping of Golden Palace. This isn’t complicated. People would be here for it.
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Ive been blessed enuf 2 take a lot of photos like this over the years,each 1 gives me the biggest smile!ThankU @hodakotb & @KathieLGifford !
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I can’t believe I’m watching myself co-host a show on @HGTV ! it was my late mom’s favorite network! We watched it constantly as I was growing up! Wish she could watch it with me, but I suspect she had a hand in making it happen from up there. #rentervention @TheJasmineRoth
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If you have a friend with abs, they’ll make sure to remind you on Halloween.
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Ellison is the real deal! We both love #NickiMinaj , the #Barbz and the new single! #LastTimeISawYou.
@BrianBalthazar @NICKIMINAJ @TopStoryNBC don’t worry, #barbz — I got y’all. @BrianBalthazar is very sorry for #pinklady #pinklady2. cc @ronreup @nickiminaj #pinkFRIDAY2
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Same with lunches, with comedy shows, and with travel. Learning to love your own company as a way of recharging and experiencing new things is completely underrated!.
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I went to see the encore of #alientheplay and I’m shook. It was truly incredible! I’d see it again and again!! Go #northbergenhigh !!.#alienthirdnight
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In my spare time I enjoy taking screenshots of things on my phone I want to look at later and then ignoring them forever.
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I typically complain when Christmas shows up in the stores too early. but this is 2020. Bring on the Christmas. Holla! Make me believe it’s almost the New Year for the next three months. I’m all in. Tis the season as far as I’m concerned.
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It’s the time of year when the guys with abs invite their other friends with abs somewhere and they take group pictures. At least I think that’s what happens, I’m never invited to that group photo because I eat potato salad.
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Two minutes back from break! Another fun morning dishing. Love laughing with @JennaBushHager @KathieLGifford and @TammyFiller ! .@TODAYshow @klgandhoda
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Am I the only one who turns on subtitles for a lot of my movies because half the time I can’t understand what the #@&$!? they’re all staying?.
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Sure, misery loves company, but so does joy and laughter - purge the toxic people and get with the fun ones!.
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A thought: The #megamillions drawing is at 1.6 billion. How about always capping it at a billion, but allowing the remainder to go to charities selected by the winner? Imagine 600 million divided up to help residents of Flint, or Puerto Rico, or a school system! MondayMotivation.
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The time change still has me looking outside and thinking “Well it’s been a long day, guess I’ll turn in” at 6:30pm.
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@NICKIMINAJ I’ll be singing the praises of the song, Nicki, The Barbz and this whole experience tonight in the last segment of @TopStoryNBC guest hosted by @ellisonbarber tonight at 745 ish ET!!.
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A wonderful, thrilling, bucket list moment making my favorite cocktails and snack pairings at the #foodnetwork kitchen this week!
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The home I live in was built in 1915. Today we met the family who lived here in the 1950’s and walked through the place together as they shared photos of what it looked like then and told stories of the many memories they have here. It was a wonderful celebration of life and home.
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People who post that they’re going to announce something soon so stay tuned seriously overestimate how much people give a damn. Just make your announcement when you make it. You don’t need to announce that soon you’ll have an announcement.
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I’m so proud to be a part of this show, and thrilled for #christinaanstead ! Watch it tonight on @hgtv !! #ChristinaontheCoast
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All my expressions on a typical day have already been mastered by #AngelaLansbury. #TuesdayThoughts.#TIL
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I remember saying to @NicolleDWallace five years ago that her job on #TheView was a 'lily pad' that would take her to an even bigger, better gig she was meant for! I love that she has TWO hours a day now on MSNBC and is NBC News' go-to for political expertise!! She's the best!.
In a new interview, @NicolleDWallace got honest about being fired from ABC's "The View"
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My wish for you in 2020 is that you achieve that dream you once didn’t have the courage to say out loud.
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I love you so much Mo!! So grateful for our friendship!❤️❤️❤️.
I’m shouting from the Twitter Tops! Happy Birthday to my dear friend @BrianBalthazar !! I love and adore you!!
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Every big chain’s latest commercial:.“In these challenging times, buy from us.”.
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Such a joy to sit across from hodakotb today and reminisce about 11 years of klgandhoda - not to mention adventures we’ve had years before that! Thank you Hoda for your support,…
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Naya Rivera was a guest host during my time at The View and I was genuinely fond of her.She’s a smart, smart-ass funny,talented & beautiful person-who also displayed a hint of vulnerability.The kind of person you’d want to hang out with, knowing you’d laugh & enjoy yourself.1/2
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6:25pm: My impersonation of me after two drinks. (I’ve had two drinks.)
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Year one of relationship: “He knows me so well he can finish my sentences!”.Year five of relationship: “Stop finishing my %*+#@ sentences I’m trying to speak!”.
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Thoughts from this adorable audio booth:All my life I’d been insecure about my voice. Only recently, when I said ‘OK this is how I talk, take it or leave it’ did I get booked to do voiceovers and radio, which I secretly always wanted to do! A toast to self acceptance at any age!
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Has anyone else noticed this growing trend? .Saying hello to someone (a stranger in an elevator, on the street, or in a store for example) and the other person can BARELY MUSTER a hello back,or in some cases says NOTHING AT ALL? .Social anxieties aside,this happens far too often.
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Don’t underestimate how much courage it took for @sunny to say Jesus would support & attend gay pride.People on TV know when they say something the effects are instant & often hateful. She could’ve played it safe here but she said what she believes. that’s what @TheView is about!.
Sunny Hostin speaks out after a bishop’s tweet urged Catholics to not support or attend LGBTQ #PrideMonth events. “Some would say that being at a pride parade would be much safer for a child than it has been to be in a Catholic church in many years.”
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This is how cartoons were born.
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Such a thrill every time I stop by the @TODAYshow ! Thanks @hodakotb and @JennaBushHager !! And love to @KathieLGifford whom I miss terribly! Sending you peace love and Pinot Grigio!
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@staceyabrams @ossoff @ReverendWarnock You will already go down in history as a hero and your journey is only beginning! We are so lucky to have you leading the charge!! Thank you for fighting for what is right!!.
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Ten years ago this month #Kermit and #misspiggy gave me career advice I should have followed. PS: I still have that tie, and no one wants to see me naked. #muppets
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Today on national television I was spontaneously asked who my childhood hero was. I drew a blank & abruptly answered Mister Magoo. Seriously?!? MISTER freaking MAGOO!?! Yep. A cartoon character from the 50s whose gimmick was extreme nearsightedness as comedy. #whatswrongwithme.
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The holidays are over. The bad news is that there are 77 days before spring. The good news is that the #GoldenGirls are back on tonight.
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