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@Brian5403427783

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life moves pretty fast.... if you don't stop and take a look around every now and then... you might miss it... Ferris Bueller.

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined February 2024
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@xEmilia21 Hi will start it... get them fucking dishes done right now will l end it
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@brixwe I grew up in an environment surrounded by world war II vets... You just felt safe because men (and women) with common sense and common decency we're in charge. The future looked bright. Manners, courtesy and respect we're very common.
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@SofiaMeyda Oh you sweet talker you...
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@Kay_Play 39 ... I got a pimple older than that
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@BustyNaturals2y Older than what
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@AlitaRoche36898 I got to be the only guy alive who hates big boobs
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@ZOrtiz99 I might go downtown and set really expensive car on fire
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@LadyRebecca0 Petite is sexy.
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@Elenawork76 I'd marry you tomorrow.
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@whoarubyreid If it's all the same to you I'll just sign my house in my car over to you now and be on my way.. save me trying to drink myself to death later..
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@ahomahoou What is supposed to happen next will stay in this room and never be uttered to another living soul..agreed ?
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@HotWivesClub7 I don't know your husband but I wouldn't do that to him...
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@itsbella_02 Probably the only way to get my shirt back
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@transemmax I don't know we haven't gotten any important stuff yet how long does it take you to change the tire on the truck... lying to the police and planting false evidence
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@ripley_rachael Was a pretty rough night
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@Anita_work55 Who made those missiles Lockheed Martin
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@CRRJA5 @DefiyantlyFree @Lisahudsonchow7 @DameScorpio @45LVNancy @GuntherEagleman @JessieJaneDuff @SaltyGoat17 @JDunlap1974 @827js @Ames2420 I'm telling you... Melania Trump for VP... It just makes you feel good. She's a successful business woman in her own right.. also a good example of what can happen when you immigrate legally. Reinstate family values Trump and Trump
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@HistoricalWWII I would love to have seen Dresden before the war. It was supposed to be the most beautiful city in Europe had no military value whatsoever and the Allies leveled it I mean flattened it.
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@Biancaaa_23 The answer is.... Nitrous oxide
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@MsAshBash420 Some things in this world are just perfect and can't be improved upon...
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@consciousphilos Well there was that whole Holocaust thing... Let's not forget about that..
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@Anita_work55 Look like could be nuclear warheads as well....
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@ByBellaArtist Does anyone remember The honeymooners.. you're the only ones who might get this
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@SlyviaA65088 No that's pretty much perfect... Chocolate or strawberry syrup... I feel a sudden need to suckle.
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@Preciousndr Do we really need mosquitoes all that bad ?
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@Aniston109 you spell rape wrong
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@Anita_work55 Vision of loveliness... A delight to the eye
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@nelmagene2010 Mechanics curse
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@cat_barnes30 @rdwhiskey A world without Catherine would be a world without sunshine
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@liltaylorbae @Jessica518245 I know half the population of Nigeria now I had to give my DMs a rest.
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@vanja_komatina do it on that swing now that take a little bit of skill
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@maira_khan3 Call me later I'll give you your cut
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@breckiebaby I'd like to see you to get a jolly good rogering
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@ripley_rachael The face that launched a thousand ships... Well my pirate ship anyway Still can't find my fucking * parrot
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@MarindaVannoy1 I did that yesterday I was driving along listening to music when it occurred to me.... I don't own a car.
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@Jenniferani654 , let's do it right there
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@MsAshBash420 I know a few people with a mouthful of scriptures and a heart full of hate.. No nothing wrong with a woman posting sexy pictures... I'd rather see that than Elon Musk with a big pile of currency every third post... Especially when I'm broke
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@ByBellaArtist Sorry we're full
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@cat_barnes30 @rdwhiskey Lucky for me I have the greatest girlfriend in the world
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@cat_barnes30 @rdwhiskey Looks great... Now it matches the rest of you.
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@Anita_work55 Don't we can be lovers or enemies due to my insecurity and immaturity that's the only two options
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@MsCranberyjuice I don't understand all this excitement about the ass when there's a perfectly good vagina just an inch or two away... You want to rent the movie or do you want to go to the show
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@ByBellaArtist Good morning
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@hannanative Would outstanding warrants be a problem ?
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@stargazeruk7 That's the hottest picture I've seen on this platform I love that cocky I'm a whole lot of trouble attitude.. keeps you on your toes.. A girl who's trouble keeps you from getting complacent and lazy
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@Anita_work55 What did God leave the door open up there... Does he know you got out .
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@ByBellaArtist good morning
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@GuntherEagleman The election results are in if anybody wants to know who won
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@its_The_Dr I wonder what the great Dr King would say about present day.
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@colorsinthehair The battleship New Jersey went into dry dock when it heard those guns were and ready to fire
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@ashleymason2002 you spelled rape wrong
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@CarolJacob82750 That's my choice ? Build an altar and worship you or a simple abduction.. . Eenie meenie miney moe...oops... Now even my decision making process is offensive.
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@Anita_work55 Marry you
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@andreaangxl Better than men in dresses.
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@Anita_work55 Illegal in 17 states
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@PamelaValerine 5 minutes..... In a row ?
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@stargazeruk7 You post some pretty funny stuff so here's the funniest one I've seen this week... A rabbi, a priest and the Pope walk into a bar..... ...
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@Anita_work55 No no no I'll just quit my job and stay here with you... Wouldn't they shut off the utilities finally lock the doors and throws in the street that'll be great.. you'll abandoned me and be single for about 5 minutes... When you buy a new flat screen can I have the cardboard box?
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@canammissing National parks service director Appointed by Biden... I think that position has your name on it David. Trump will make it happen...
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@Reeseforsure What do you want to argue about.
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@Aniston109 Oh my God
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@cat_barnes30 I noticed that most people who are pro-abortion have already been born.. Ronald Reagan
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@nativeno11 Happy birthday... Did you get the tunnel done yet... I want to be in that grocery store by 3:00 a.m.
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@lana_rhoadeslv I like nipples... I'm a member of the nipple loving community..
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@MsAshBash420 when life fucks you that's what it's called...
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@MsAshBash420 lol...thats funny...
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@ivyowowo If you're my pookie bear.... Let's use the process of elimination... I'm probably not Genghis Khan Probably not Attila the Hun..
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@cutiepiebrielle high or get blocked...hmmm. can I have both ?
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@Anita_work55 I don't know I think those technically are a weapon that should be registered
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@consciousphilos don't fall asleep you'll miss the best part
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@_Jenniferanis huh bachelor's degree in philosophy... 2 years at Toastmasters on the university debating team Jennifer Aniston says something to me that's what I come up with huh.
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George Floyd tried to avoid Incarceration Hid some grass up his ass At the police station Fentanyl pill made him quite ill He needed an operation But he was out of money And it was no longer funny Thanks to Joe Biden's inflation
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@cat_barnes30 I have about 10 more but they're just isnt room.
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@Salwan_Momika1 Here comes some of the lads.. I don't think they like rapists.. We will soon find out..
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@HistoricalWWII Hitler passed the strictest laws against cruelty to animals that any leader has ever passed
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@leslibless That's the problem right there this so-called 41% who still supports Biden, really probably they hate Donald Trump. And nothing good ever came from hate. All they're doing is showing how easily people can be manipulated by a few carefully placed words from the media.
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@andreaangxl Pretty much just sit around drinking and feeling sorry for myself. Trying to come up with new people to blame. Running really low on people to hate these days
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