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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
Good Will Punting
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
went to kick my Sherrin at a local park and a group of young girls aged 7-9 slashed my ball with a knife and said “beat it loser, this is Matildas territory!” and you just couldn’t have imagined that sort of thing 10 years ago 🥰
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
Buddy Franklin, one of the game’s modern greats, will only be around for a dozen games at most, and Collingwood fans reckon now might be a good time to boo him. If you’re an adult human doing this, have a word with yourself. #AFLPiesSwans
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
6 years
Lol if you think you can distract currently-disgruntled cricket lovers with gimmicky retro uniforms you are 100% right these are awesome
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cricket.com.au
6 years
Australia will take on India wearing a retro ODI kit from the 1980s! More here: #AUSvIND
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
cricket is such a nuanced sport. I’ve spent hundreds of hours of my life, usually in pubs, discussing and debating its vagaries. And yet I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone, ever, complain about the batters crossing rule.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
this year’s grand final parade looks shit
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
if you have a shit reaction to the AFL #PrideGame , just remember, you’re the reason why it exists 🙂🌈
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
both vaccinated and unvaccinated people can catch covid, in the same way that both Steve Smith and I can play cricket
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
5 years
Get you a guy who can destroy North Melbourne AND toxic masculinity. #JK 📷: @WestCoastEagles
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
6 months
guys can just sit around naming cricketers who played 1-5 ODIs for Australia and just have the best time
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
is there a future in this world for someone who likes Test cricket, the centre bounce and day grand finals?
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
I’m sure Pat Cummins, during this sad and difficult time for his family, appreciates this sort of article which predictably has no byline.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
James Sicily arriving in Launceston in Round 10
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
a Collingwood-Carlton Grand Final would be epic but have you considered that a Brisbane-GWS Grand Final would be very, very funny?
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
how it feels to live in Australia rn
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
8 months
"[Tom Curran] is really worried about the assassination of his character." Great, he should be
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
touchy subject but do we need The Last Post before every sporting event up to five days before ANZAC Day? It’s a sacred thing which should be reserved for the day, maybe the day before at a stretch. Are there other respectful ways to commemorate without getting bugle fatigue?
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
4 years
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a link between whether you believe this year’s AFL premiership has an asterisk and how likely a chance your team is of winning it.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
Bondi Bud. #AFLDeadly
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
if you think WA residents will get bent out of shape about not being able to leave the state, consider that a lot of them don’t even leave their side of the river 🙂
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
I love a good Border opening
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
the reason covid doesn’t travel that easily around Perth is it doesn’t have a car
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
just saw Tom Morris by himself singing Freed From Desire, holy shit, this rivalry is going next level
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
5 years
Stephen Coniglio reportedly gave up $400k a year to stay at the Giants. For $400k a year I would deadset leave my own family.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
Brisbane at the Gabba could do some bad, bad things to West Coast next week. Awful, terrible, unspeakable things.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
6 years
I liked Khabib better when he was a simple beet farmer. #UFC229
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
@alexsmann Is there a legit argument though that part of standing up to racism is not letting white supremacists hijack otherwise innocuous hand symbols? An overwhelming majority of the population wouldn’t even know the WS link, including these guys. Twitter is not real life.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
we’re all looking for the same kind of support that Matt Denny gives Brandon Starc #Tokyo2020 #OlympicGames
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
it’s a year to the day since Stuart Broad declared war on the robots
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
Adam Simpson getting that win on the way out to ensure West Coast doesn’t get Harley Reid
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
the best thing Mark McGowan has done for me lately is scheduled his press conference after my bed time so I couldn’t live-tweet my reaction and get myself fired 🙂
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
look if I was trying to *prevent* more riots at Melbourne sporting events I wouldn’t be dropping Scott Boland for the Boxing Day Test but that’s just me
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
To put Buddy Franklin’s comeback in perspective, the last time he stepped onto an AFL field he had no children...now he’s a father of two.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
4 years
imagine how good Steve Smith is gonna be after ANOTHER year off
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
the next Bluey cricket episode: Bingo gets Mankaded and Bluey cops a penalty for slow over rates
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
11 months
Pies fans on Taylor Adams a few weeks ago: “Heartbroken 😢 Deserves to play in GF. Heart and soul of the club.” Pies fans on Taylor Adams now:
@seersy1969
Craig Seers
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@Sammy__Edmund Injury prone and can’t kick, easily replaced
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
Ashton Agar made his Test debut before Adam Voges, George Bailey, Peter Nevill and Mitch Marsh.
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Brett Sprigg
2 years
I can’t be absolutely certain but I’m pretty sure Tony Armstrong is the only person to win a flag with Barwon Heads and interview Oprah in the same month.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
plenty of NRL broadcasters that can’t be bothered travelling to call games in Penrith or Newcastle that are suddenly very keen to head to Las Vegas 😬
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
this feels illegal
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
regular reminder that if you’re living in Australia right now you’re either in lockdown or waiting for the next lockdown. Quit arguing on the internet and get vaccinated.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
4 years
AFL website layout is an absolute Barry Crocker
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Brett Sprigg
1 year
hear me out, an NRL/AFL carnival extravaganza in one city… Magic The Gathering
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
I reckon of all the things Leon Cameron never got enough credit for, his cameo in the Rocket Eade/Will Minson video is up there. #cantthink
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
re: blokes getting fragile about women in footy (playing/coaching/media). Nobody is taking footy away from you. It’s still there, it’s now available to even more people. That’s great. Everyone is entitled to love the game like you do and take opportunities within it.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
6 years
How can we trust Rory Lobb to choose a club when he can’t even decide what length he wants his sleeves?
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
10 months
most incredible innings I’ve ever seen, any format, any team. What the hell. #CWC23
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Brett Sprigg
1 year
six minutes into the Bluey cricket episode: haha this isn’t that emotional what is everyone on about mere seconds later:
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
8 months
they really aren’t the same situation David Warner: baggy green Schapelle Corby: bag o’ green
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
Michael Neser: I had the most controversial Big Bash dismissal Adam Zampa: hold my filtered coffee #BBL12
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
7 months
“there ain’t no netball court and there never was!”
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@CollingwoodFC
Collingwood FC
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Home base got a bit of an upgrade 🤩
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Brett Sprigg
4 years
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yeah the Olympics is cool but have you seen the release of the 2024-25 sheffield shield fixture
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
when Mitchell Johnson gets angry, I like to imagine he goes to his local nets and bowls bouncers at randoms
@BenCameron23
Ben Cameron
3 years
Mitch Johnson: I’m pretty angry to be honest, I’m pretty disappointed. A lot of disrespect that’s happened … I guess he was forced into it. @abcsport
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Brett Sprigg
3 years
in a strange but not totally unexpected twist, I’m told WA Premier Mark McGowan will be given the final say in whether Toby Greene plays in Perth on Friday night.
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Brett Sprigg
3 years
I’m going to be a dad later in the year so ~obviously~ I made a meme about it
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
4 years
There is absolutely no reason why you shouldn’t use your own name and profile picture on Twitter. None.
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Brett Sprigg
1 year
any good reason why Test matches in England don’t have lost time made up at the start of the next day? #Ashes
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Brett Sprigg
1 year
great moments in Narendra Modi Stadium history #INDvAUS
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Brett Sprigg
2 years
beyond the usual interstate banter and the fanciful notion of roofed stadiums, there’s absolutely a serious convo to be had about the timing of the Sydney Test going forward. #AUSvSA
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Brett Sprigg
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pov you’re at the Barnaby Joyce pub watching Australia’s T20 World Cup opener
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Brett Sprigg
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Shaun Marsh features in his 22nd season of domestic cricket when he captains WA in the #SheffieldShield vs SA today. Want to see the WA lineup from his debut? Sure ya do.
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Brett Sprigg
1 year
I see plenty of young Aussies wearing American college apparel but am yet to see an American getting around with DEAKIN, CURTIN or UNIVERSITY OF WOLLONGONG emblazoned across their jumper 😔
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Brett Sprigg
3 years
for some reason I’m obsessed with Simon Goodwin going the open hand instead of the fist pump. It’s not quite a wave either. Every part of his arm and hand is stretched out. It looks a bit weird, and I like it.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
4 years
me when I’m satisfied with the pesto I made
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
7 months
Xavier Bartlett being rested after one (1) game means he’s truly made it as an Australian fast bowler
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
5 years
The Bachelor is Daniel Vettori. CAN. NOT. WAIT.
@TheBachelorAU
The Bachelor Australia 🌹
5 years
We’ve found him #TheBachelorAU
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Brett Sprigg
3 years
@NSWHealth Merry Christmas everyone. Remember to put down your phones today and argue with your family instead 🥰
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Brett Sprigg
2 years
am I seeing this correctly - 5,124 crowd on a Saturday with result likely? Nevermind the WACA, could’ve played this game at Lilac Hill. #AUSvWI
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
hating on Nick Kyrgios doesn’t make you cool, in fact it is absolutely the opposite.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
Dyson Heppell looks like he thinks he’s having a prank played on him but he’s not sure
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
ah yes, some leaked fixture info from the… official AFL website
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
1 year
I reckon as far as #Ashes captains batting with the tail to pull off a remarkable run chase is concerned, this is the best ever. Absolutely nothing at all, particularly in recent series, comes to mind really
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
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what I don’t get about the Tarryn Thomas convo is that he’s extremely replaceable as a footballer? There shouldn’t be this insatiable urge to get him on your list as if he’s won three Brownlows. Plenty of other footy players out there, recruit someone else.
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Brett Sprigg
3 months
gimme gimme gimme Oman after midnight
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
AFL squads 24 hours before game time can get in the bin.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
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me getting ready for cricket season 🦆
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
@abcsport People will always take the piss out of Steve Bradbury but when he said this a few years ago it changed my perspective on the whole thing.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
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"I hope every person who came through the gates today goes home and tells whoever they can that it's worth coming down and watching because there's a lot of entertainment and girls with a huge amount of talent." - the most talented of them all, Ellyse Perry on @abcgrandstand
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
4 years
Jhye Richardson grew up in Attadale and now, thanks to his IPL deal, he can afford to buy a house there.
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
me going back for my seventh round of Christmas leftovers
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
4 years
when Subi Oval was packed during the post game kick-to-kick and someone tried to make off with your brand new Sherrin
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
the AFL dripfeeding news info during other major sporting events
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
5 years
Honestly if the #bigbigsound memes are a thing every year I want the GWS Giants to be in the GF every year, don’t @ me
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Brett Sprigg
6 years
BREAKING: Jesse Hogan will probably have a better tan if he moves back to WA.
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Brett Sprigg
3 years
Novak, mate. Less injunction, more injection.
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Brett Sprigg
2 years
The moment. The Swans men form the guard of honour as the women prepare to make history. #AFLWSwansSaints
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Brett Sprigg
4 years
you’re into Tik Toks, I’m into Tic Tocs. we are not the same
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
Bondi real estate agents: “We need some random Waverley location shots.” *wrong Waverley*
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 months
in fairness to John Longmire most parties in Sydney finish at 9
@tim_michell
Tim Michell
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WHY IS AMARTEY ON THE BENCH! #aflcrowsswans
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
Hello Twitter police I’d like to report a stolen joke
@tabcomau
TAB
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Good Will Punting at the TAB
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
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Annabel and Will Sutherland become the first sister and brother to play for Australia since Terry and Denise Alderman, who were the first pair. #AUSvWI
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Brett Sprigg
3 years
for this whole debacle to really come full circle, Tim Paine should be installed as next coach
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Brett Sprigg
2 years
if Perth had an F1 Grand Prix they wouldn’t go because of the mistreatment of Daniel Ricciardo or because it’s not on school holidays or something
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Brett Sprigg
3 years
WA now officially at the “everywhere else is lava” stage of the roadmap
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Brett Sprigg
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Brett Sprigg
2 years
phew, it’s not Migaloo you guys, it was just some other pleb whale
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
2 years
the man who has delivered so many of this sport’s unforgettable moments has achieved something we likely won’t see again. Scenes. #AFLSwansCats #Buddy1000
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@BrettSprigg
Brett Sprigg
3 years
@davidestcourt @theage I guarantee you complying with public health directions is not as painful as copping a left hook and then pepper spray immediately afterward but I was happy for that guy in the first five seconds to figure that out on his own.
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