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Bret Stephens

@BretStephen_NYT

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Former NYT columnist turned professional bedbug. Please do not come to my house and call me a bedbug in front of my wife and her boyfriend

Joined September 2019

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Bret Stephens

@BretStephen_NYT

5 years

i'm the bretbug

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Bret Stephens

@BretStephen_NYT

5 years

what other columnist at a major national newspaper is 3-5 mm in length and can go up to a year without feeding?

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Bret Stephens

@BretStephen_NYT

5 years

closing the door to my office and huffing the stink of eight thousand and twelve mashed up bed bugs to feel close to the nest again

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Bret Stephens

@BretStephen_NYT

5 years

On all levels, except physical, I am daddy's lil piss baby

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Bret Stephens

@BretStephen_NYT

5 years

Cummies cum cum uwu OwO uwu I love it so much when my wife's boyfriend cums on me like a cum slut Cum Cum cum Gimme more cummies slurp slurp slurp cum Cum Cum CUM CUM CUM big cum gimme more of that sweet cum mmmmMmmM I love my wife's boyfriend Cum cum cum

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Bret Stephens

@BretStephen_NYT

5 years

If you ate a saxophone it would be a snacksophone

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