fun fact, I have been using voicemods "hear yourself" feature for two years. I just figured out why I have a hard time keeping a coherent thought together sometimes...it's because the delay acts as a speech jammer. I've been streaming with a speech jammer for two years.
WWE, Annoying Orange, fuckin Grumpy Cat? Fuck off with these NFTs. I didn't live to see this dystopia have like fuckin "buy these numbers that are a picture and have no healthcare idiot" shit. I lived so I could get a cool cyber arm and fight people with it in dark alleyways.
THINGS THAT HELP YOUTUBERS:
1. Complimenting their teeth
2. Gromenting on their video
3. Screaming at the screen
4. Breaking into the National Archives
5. Bringing me the Declaration of Independence
6. Using the cypher to get the next clue
All of these these things help.
Reading House of Leaves is like reading a book that actively wishes you harm. It's a challenge book. I can't wait to get to the last page and see B RANK floating above the text.
As someone who went through lunch debt as a child, I want Ben to experience the "free lunch" that I had for a week. Some days it would be the ONLY food I had for the entire day. A piece of bread with peanut butter and white milk (you weren't allowed to have chocolate with debt)
Ben Shapiro: "School lunches are not going to solve the problem of child hunger at any serious level," adding "It does not take that much money to feed a child"
To the (few) people asking if my sister missing was a bit? It was not. She left school with a stranger on Tuesday and I was told Thursday morning (while police were working to find her). She is home and safe today. If you're trying to be funny? Go fuck yourself.
Fuck SCOTUS and fuck the dumbfucks who voted for trump in 2016. I'm tired of this shit. If you're pro life and follow me go crawl back into your fucking crevice and leave women alone.
You should never sexually interact with fans. Ever. Once there is that power dynamic in place, you don't get to have a "normal hookup experience" unless you look outside of that circle. Especially if they grew up on your shit. They have child brain for fucks sake.
2016 was the year celebrities kept dying, 2017 was the year celebrities were exposed as sexual predators, now in 2018 we'll find out WHICH CELEBRITIES ARE FURRIES. REVEAL YOURSELVES.
gonna write about dicks like some authors write about boobs and asses, "his member was long and towering, he had veins for days. It was not just one snake, but an entire pit of snakes gazing upon my glory."
Shelby has always supported me and kept me as sane as I possibly could be. I love her to bits and am glad that we can be married on our 8 year anniversary. We wanted to wait a bit but decided a small ceremony with family and a party when everything is a little safer is good.
thought about making a long note page about this but it's funnier if I just post it to get it off my chest lmao I'm bi, dudes are hot (and so is my wife)
@MoistCr1TiKaL
I have lots of fun memories of playing Halo 2 and getting told that my mom was being fucked by the whole lobby. I didn't have internet though so it was just me and my brother playing.
God I fucking. If you're on the phone at checkout fuck you. At least finish up your call or put it down for a second. Don't fucking shush me like a child, fuck you. Fuck you.
The real test to getting older is that you get sick of memes faster. You'll be in a discord call with all your younger friends while they're yelling "I AM A SURGEON" for the 8th time and you'll look into the distance remembering what was.
Remember you ain't gotta be damaged to make art. You don't have to be "different" or "special" to be creative. You can make something wonderful and have a "normal" or "boring" life.
Damn bro. Daft Punk is retiring? Looks like the luck ran out. Looks like they won't be going around the world. Looks like they should've been harder, better, faster, stronger. Looks like they won't be Tron Original Soundtrack 2010 anytime soon.