Breaux Mart
@BreauxMart
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Making groceries on streets, freak in the tweets. 😂🛒 Breaux Mart in New Orleans, Metairie, River Ridge, Chalmette, Belle Chasse 💜💚💛👑
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Never forget seeing the Northern Lights in New Orleans last night. ⚜️🏈
#neworleans
#staysalty
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New Orleans.
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Just added a spicy chicken sandwich to our hot food bar! 🔥🐔
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A message from Breaux Mart Supermarkets and the state of Louisiana.
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Attention Breaux Mart customers, tomorrow from 8a-9a will officially be
#WAP
shopping hour.
Our aisles are perfect for strutting.
We have mops. 💦
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Happy 3-28 Day.
Can we be serious for a second? It’s great to know that in the middle of all of this, New Orleans can come together and never forget that Atlanta blew a 25 point lead in the SB.
⚜️🏈💙
#WhoDat
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“Attention Breaux Mart customers: Due to overwhelming stress and long hours, Breaux Mart has decided to close all day on Sunday, March 29th to give our employees time to rest.
Thank you”
Sign by Jeffrey at Chalmette store.
💙💙💙
All locations will be closed Sunday.
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The rest of the country: “You can’t put creole seasoning on all your food”
Louisiana:
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Take the pledge
#NewOrleans
. Let's save 2021.
💜💚💛
Sign the pledge by replying to this tweet.
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We’d like to apologize to the Atlanta Falcons for tweeting this cake continuously and also for all the future postings because we ain’t ever stopping being salty toward that trash ass team
#StaySalty
#WhoDat
#DirtyTurds
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Margaret Orr retiring
Jameis is gone pecan
Ravioli & pickles in da boil
Rats eating chronic
Everywhere else, it’s just Tuesday
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Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends that you don’t eat King Cake outside of Carnival season.
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"RISE my plastic brethren, for the day of Kings is here... GO FORTH! 👶👑⚜️
Burrow deep into King Cake confections… and Let the good times ROLL!" 💜💚💛
#breauxmart
#kingsday
#mardigras
#kingcake
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"RISE my plastic brethren, for the day of Kings is here. GO FORTH. Let the good times roll!" 👶👑⚜️
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ANY NATIONAL MEDIA THAT COMES FOR NEW ORLEANS AGAIN, GETS SHANKED BY THE RABBIT. 🐰⚔️
YALL DONT KNOW HOW WE PLAY IN THE SWAMP.
Happy Easter
@BrennansNOLA
: Watch Peter Cottontail saber and pop his way down the Champagne trail... 🐰🍾🥂
#brennansnola
#bubblesatbrennans
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And we did not deserve to lose the NFC Championship. But, here we are.
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Just a few days left... remember,
NO👏
KING CAKE👏
TIL TWELFTH NIGHT👏
💜💚💛
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When the Galatoires bill comes and your friends ordered from page 4 of the wine list
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Saints should have Keith Lee lead them on the field when we play in Atlanta in two weeks 😂
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The CDC recommends that you keep the knife in the King Cake box.
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"RISE my plastic brethren, for the day of Kings is here... GO FORTH! 👶👑⚜️
Burrow deep into King Cake confections… and Let the good times ROLL!" 💜💚💛
#breauxmart
#kingsday
#mardigras
#kingcake
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RIP 🪦 😢
A memorial tribute to all the knives accidentally thrown away in king cake boxes on the first weekend of Carnival.
#breauxmart
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Just to let everyone know, we will be getting a fresh shipment of “WTF IS GOING ON” in stock tomorrow.
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Y’all heard Dat?👂
That’s the sound of everybody in New Orleans flipping from being an immunologist to a meteorologist. 👀
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Louisiana, to the rest of America when they share their version of a “gumbo” recipe.
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New Orleanians when they see someone walking outside with balloons
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We love Houston and all but don’t come for Lafayette… you’re talking blasphemy about true Cajun food country
Those Lafayette gas stations will put your 5 star restaurants to shame 🤨
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Y’all. Someone asked us to order TAB, but we don’t remember who. 🤔
So now we have a giant stack at every store AND COULD THAT PERSON PLEASE COME BUY IT ALL because we may have told management to order a ton and they’re looking at us like🤨
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Hey.
@MargaretOrr
is bad...
ASS.
DONT COME AT HER OR YOU GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH A GROCERY STORE AND ALL OF
#NOLATWITTER
THIS LADY = SLAVE TO THE DOPPLER 24-7, FOR YEARS, JUST SO YOU CAN MONDAY MORNING QB THE WEATHER
SHES A RED HAIRED ANGEL OF METEROLOGY. BACK OFF.
🎙💥
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"RISE my plastic brethren, for the day of Kings is here.
GO FORTH.
Burrow deep into King Cake confections…
Let the good times roll!" 👶👑⚜️
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Our grad employees didn’t get a real ceremony, so we hosted a faux-Breaux Graduation! 🎓💯
Announcing the Breaux Mart River Ridge Class of 2020 🎉
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Thinking about installing a grocery basket stand in the middle of the store, for people who overestimate how much they can carry. 🤔 🧺
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Us watching to make sure y’all heathens don’t eat king cake until midnight 👀
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Antibiotics, aisle 5
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Hey y'all this is Corey the Cook at our Magazine Street store.
He saw us making King Cake content and said he wanted to be on the feed.
We're in talks to get him to show us how he makes all that good Breaux Mart food... Y'all will NOT be disappointed by Corey.
#breauxmart
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NFL RUMORS: We are being informed by a customer that is buying boudin and lottery tickets that Odell plans to be signing with the
#Saints
by the end of the day.
#trustthesourc
#Saints
#NFL
#WhoDat
#odellbeckham
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Freaking
@shakeshack
! Seriously, thanks for the drop off at our Severn store in Metairie. Our employees are busting their butts, on the front lines of this thing. WE LOVE THEM, and LOVE YOU ALL.
BURGERS N FRIES MAKIN US CRY
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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We weren’t joking about dat
#socialdistancing
. We are a critical business, you’re a critical customer, and we have critical employees.
6 feeeeeeet. Pleeeeease.
Love y’all, 💙 Breaux
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Hungrier than a rat that ate all the NOPD’s marijuana? 🪴🐀🪴
Breaux Mart’s hot bar will feed your munchie cravings!
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We’re going to sell some Hubig’s pies on EBay and buy Twitter.
Don’t worry y’all.
We’ll save
#NOLATwitter
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WE CLOSED.
Can y’all hit like for our AWESOME employees please!?
Love y’all, be good, sleep tight.
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When your friend from Ohio starts telling your New Orleans ass “how hot it was today”
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Things we believe in;
#BlackLivesMatter
🖤
#PRIDE2020
🌈
Absolutely, without a doubt, NO KING CAKE outside of Jan 6th-Mardi Gras Day. That means, NO selling, NO eating. ⚜️💜💚💛
#NewOrleans
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Breaux Mart is Now Hiring!
➡️ must have Kim Kardashian’s unparalleled work ethic
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HEY. WHO ANONYMOUSLY SENT PIZZA TO OUR MAGAZINE STAFF!?
😭😭😭
Because now we’re crying again and we totally look a hot mess and can’t leave this office to get pizza but YOURE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND WE LOVE OUR STAFF AND MORE TEARS HAVE ARRIVED OMG
(Long story short, thank you)
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Happy 3-28. 🖤💛
Stay salty New Orleans 🧂
#whodat
Also, no King Cakes were made in creation of this content
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Louisiana, when other states try to come at us with their own versions of our food culture.
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You’ll never see this in New Orleans baby.
#badgrisgris
Titanic?
No, just a holographic projection floor in a Chinese hotel... This floor is the new fashion😊😊
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Happy Halloween.
Please do attempt this in New Orleans.
Y’all know why.
🚧 💥 🦺
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BREAKING: Breaux Mart Supermarkets to not sell King Cakes featuring purple sprinkles on Saturday, Jan 4th in honor of the playoff game vs Minnesota.
🚫💜🚫
#WhoDatNation
#neworleans
#pressrelease
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Our
@MagazineStreet
neighbor, Ms. Kim, made these masks for our employees as a thank you. She’s bringing more.
WE’RE NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING 😭💙 Ms. Kim is an angel.
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Can we give it up for
#CocaColaCole
?
💜💚💛
He’s the
@CocaCola
guy who makes these awesome displays at our Severn Store in Metairie! 👏
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This is Larry. He moved to New Orleans last year to pursue restaurant career. Laid off due to
#coronavirus
.
Since, he’s been cooking homemade pizza & delivering to essential workers all over city. He is a customer, and a hero. THANK U PIZZA ANGEL.
🍕😇
Follow on IG,
@lagalps82
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Today is Saturday.
REPEAT; Today is Saturday.
This is at Breaux Mart on Magazine.
Pic from 7:29am this morning.
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Eat King Cake before King’s Day and these guys will come for you
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Thanks for a great king cake season! 💜💚💛 Now that Mardi Gras is over, it's time to commit...
WHO WILL TAKE THE PLEDGE WITH US!?
#breauxmart
#NoKingCakeTilTwelfthNight
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We stole the babies out of all those September blasphemy cakes.
💜💚💛
#CaseClosed
Thanks for tagging us!
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SHOCKING: our surveillance footage captured this man hoarding TP for his “bunghole”.
Dear
@NOPDNews
, please be on the lookout for this inconsiderate person at area grocery stores.
#NewOrleans
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🚨 The latest on King Cake Gate
Someone we love did the thing and was an honest oversight.
They were unaware of the hard line.
There has been a Mart-wide reminder on the hard-line.
We appreciate y’all being HARDASSES towards us…
Rules are rules… Live by the sword, die by
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Reminder; all Breaux Mart locations are closed today, Sun, March 29th, 2020.
We want employees to rest.
We want to deep clean stores.
We want to take a deep breath.
We hope you do some of the same.
See you Monday at 8am!
Pic by Jeff, from Chalmette store
@ByThePowerOfTh1
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🥂 BUBBLES GIVEAWAY 🥂
In honor of the
@magazinestreet
Instagram live champagne stroll, we’re giving away bottles of
@veuveclicquot
,
@moetchandon
🥂
To enter, like this tweet, MUST BE 21+... we’ll draw a few winners on Sunday!
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You’re offered 1 billion dollars, but you can never eat boiled crawfish again… do you accept the offer?
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In the middle of a pandemic and former employees Katie & Christian get all up in our grill and shoot engagement pics in our store and WE LOVE THEM SO MUCH
WE’RE NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING OMG 🥰😭🥰😭
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As a New Orleanian, you should own a minimum of the following:
14 handed down cookware items
1 handed down boil recipe
4 outside cats u didn't ask for
1 bag of throws, u meant to give to your niece in Detroit, been in the attic for 3 years because u keep forgetting.
What else?
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Live look at our King Cake display.
(Not really our store, but you get the point. Breaux Mart ain’t selling King Cake until Twelfth Night... PER CARNIVAL LAW. 💜💚💛)
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Due to current air quality conditions in New Orleans, all of our meats are now smoked. 💨🥩💨😷
#lookatthebrightside
#breauxmart
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Does anyone have a phone number for Drew Brees?! 🤔
WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER OF A VIDEO
Crying and laughing at same time 😂😭
God bless the PLASTIC BAG NAPKINS, tomato ladies of Metairie, palm trees, recycling, stone tables, meat pies, fresh French bread, and gummy bear.
WHO ATE
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Hit like if you have a Port of Call cup in your cabinet right now
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Tourist just asked why we spell it “Breaux” instead of “BRO” 🤦
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