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Married guy. Diehard Cowboys & Rangers & Mavs & Star & Canes fan & Survivor & BB No DM Unless I know you! . #DC4L ! #Cowboysfam #WWE #CowboysNation #Cowboys

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3 years
This is kinda cool The only thing the Dallas Cowboys fan base can agree on is fire Zuerlein 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
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3 years
Facts
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4 years
Married
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9 years
Ready for Thursday night! #CowboysNation
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3 years
And just like that the Dallas Cowboys are in the playoffs
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4 years
Who are these guys masquerading as the Dallas Cowboys today? 🤣🤣
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4 years
If the Dallas Cowboys lose to the New York football Giants Cowboys nation will implode #CowboysNation #Cowboys #mustwin
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4 years
Happy New Year
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3 years
I live here in Dallas Texas and the Dallas Cowboys are not getting a whole Lotta respect nationwide they think they’re going to get beat by the 49ers ! Let’s Go Cowboys #CowboysNation
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3 years
Are you we ready #CowboysNation ? I am 🙌
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4 years
A man goes to a bar in texas: Can I have a corona and two hurricanes please. Bartender: That’ll be $20.20.
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8 months
If I were Jerry Jones, I wouldn’t let Jimmy JOHNSON leave town Sunday night. He needs to be the next general manager of the Dallas Cowboys all BS aside.
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3 years
Zoom in to see the faces of the people we lost 😞
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3 years
Does anybody really give a damn what Washington names their football team I don’t🤷‍♂️🤭🤭
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3 years
OK for all you old ass people like me how cool was that to see the Landry shift the past few weeks ? 💙🙌👍
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5 years
Who all teared up when they informed Jimmy Johnson going into the HOF ?
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4 years
Did our thing today
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3 years
This is 52 .
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2 years
Anyone else feel like we just beat ourselves ?
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3 years
One last thing Dak played lights out! Period ….
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3 years
Yay my COVID-19 test came back negative 🙌
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4 years
This was my childhood ! 👍🙌🙋‍♂️
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9 years
Best photo bomb ever! http://t.co/zxGY9osHst
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1 year
My wife and I
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@Brandonmartine
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5 years
18 years ago today my sister died. Worst day of my life. Depression is real people. RIP Jenny God Speed
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8 months
Happy three year anniversary honey 👏
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1 year
I am ready for football who’s with me ?
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3 years
Making a brisket tonight for the family I’ve already made a huge pan of homemade potato salad and I will make some baked beans here in a little bit go cowboys
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@Brandonmartine
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3 years
Hello For those of you who don't know me I am Brandon. I believe in laughter it the key to a long and happy life . IF I offend you get over it & learn to take a joke . Yes I am a Dallas Cowboys fan who will also rant some. Get over that too. Happy Monday & nothing but love!
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3 years
Who else cringes a little bit when Dak takes off ? I do he is a great Player but man ……………
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2 years
My brother Ronnie just died 💔💔🙏🙏😔😔
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3 years
My son graduating
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4 years
😂😂😂
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This is my wife and I yesterday
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4 years
Let me know when you found Bernie
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4 years
My grand son Joshua turned 8 years old today ! Happy birthday 🎂🎉🎁🎊🎈
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4 years
Today I turn 51 . 👊
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3 years
Cowboys defense showed up to #cowboynation
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4 years
New pow 💥
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3 years
GO Cowboys! Yes some fans will be giving up on them after the first game and will bitch and moan like it is the end of the world. But we all have our opinions and lets try to stay positive as there are 17 games that matter and 10-7 will win the NFC East!
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3 years
New toy
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2 years
Hardest day in 21 years since my sister died . Losing a second sibling is horrible 🙏💔😔
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4 years
$600 / 365 = $1.64 For just $1.64 a day you can sponsor your very own American
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1 year
One more trip around the Sun! Happy Friday everyone
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3 years
Daks truly back ! Go Cowboys
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4 years
I was suppose to get married today on the Beach in South Padre Island today at 5:00 pm and boarding a plane for Hawaii at 6 AM tomorrow for my honeymoon! Thanks Covid 19 😔
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@Miss__Kitty__ My condolences to you and your family on your loss 🙏
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4 years
New cup and socks today
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3 years
👍👍👍
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2 years
One more year around the sun 🙏💙
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8 months
I need a drink after that game
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4 years
Agrees
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3 years
Meanwhile back in Texas
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2 years
So my cardiologist called this morning and told me I have no blockage of my heart or my veins and I’m good to go I’ve been sweating this for the last four months God is good 🙏🙏💙💙💙💙💙💙
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9 months
Let’s go Cowboys
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4 years
If you had one of these you old 😂😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Prayers for all these players that are getting hurt today wow🙏🙏😔
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1 year
Wake up everyone it’s game day! Let’s go Cowboys
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3 years
Never forgot 9:11:2001 🙏😔
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@YellowSnwman @jonmachota He sounds like Jason Garrett 😩😩
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5 years
Really sucks the Dallas cowboys are not playing today or tomorrow 😔😔
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3 years
Happy game day everyone ! Let’s go Cowboys
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4 years
🤣🤷‍♂️
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4 years
Who remembers seeing Mike Tyson fight in his prime? All the fights I have ever seen he truly was the baddest man ever .
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3 years
Selfie 😂
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3 years
Wow post a picture of me and my wife and some one calls us fat more or less ! Bite me ass hole !
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3 years
WALMART is giving out FREE school supplies to anyone who can outrun security! 😂😂😂
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3 years
😂😂
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3 years
This is by far the worst game we played all year
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4 years
Praying for Fort Worth folks that wreck this morning was horrible 🙏🙏😔😔
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3 years
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5 years
Lots of pissed off Cowboys fans but this season is not over and I want to see the Pats again !
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5 years
Birthday love ❤️
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10 months
TGIF everyone
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@Brandonmartine
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4 years
This is not Andy Dalton‘s fault that we are down 21-0 👊
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5 years
Cowboys
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3 years
Happy Thursday everyone
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3 years
I’m tired of waiting on this game to start let’s go dammit go Cowboys
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4 years
This is a fact dammit
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4 years
Lunch
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My wife had Achilles tendon surgery and three weeks ago yesterday tonight coming in the door on her crutches decided to use one instead of two fell backwards and broke wrist man she can’t catch a break. Good night everyone and God bless.🙏💙
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3 years
Happy 10th birthday Darcie Day
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2 years
Happy anniversary to my wifey ! Happy New Year’s Eve everyone !
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3 years
To trials and tribulations of being a Dallas Cowboys fan 😔😔😔 #Cowboys #cowboynation
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3 years
Today’s not caring look lol 😂
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4 years
Granddaughter after she spent most of her birthday money 💰 she is adorable 😍
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3 years
🤣
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4 years
Finally joined Christian mingle user name is “ Jesus in the streets and satan in the sheets “ wish me luck 😂
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4 years
Wedding pics
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Great game Cowboys !
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11 months
Put the Star on my golf cart
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@Brandonmartine
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4 years
Trooper pulls me over says. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. 😂
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3 years
🤣🤣
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2 years
Well traded in the Mercedes for a 2022 dodge 2500 truck I am officially a truck
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@Brandonmartine
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4 years
My neighbour has a daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak in through the window everyday. I’m no narc so I haven’t told her dad. Well, she just told me my skinny jeans are out. I’ll be asking her dad tomorrow why his son keeps forgetting his key. Respect your elders😂😂😂😂
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