Brandon Lansdown
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Husband to @Good_and_Glory | Pastor of Coram Deo Reformed Church | Owner & Roaster at @ReformedCoffee | Black Coffee Reformer | ☧
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There’s a whole lot of tragedy in both of these posts.
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This was me dancing with my daughter at a wedding sixteen years ago. Today I will dance with her again at her own wedding. Lord give me the strength.
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Apparently
@ConceptualJames
and
@joerogan
thought today was a good day to break the internet.
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Raymond Ibrahim speaking on the danger of Islam from his extensive knowledge of its history. I’ve benefited greatly from his books Sword and Scimitar and Defenders of the West. This is a man whom the West should absolutely listen to.
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This is a major white pill. Dispensationalism cannot die soon enough.
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Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this on Sunday morning?
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My Reformation Day announcement (for what it’s worth)
Over the past four months I have done much reading and praying and a change has occurred. Some of my mutuals will be glad to hear this, while others will likely have an opposite reaction.
I have made the move from
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@creation247
Sin. I’m not saying that depression itself is absolutely sin, but very often it is the result of sin.
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Christians should be taking dominion as…
- electricians
- barbers
- dentists
- gym owners
- restauranteurs
- carpenters
- coffee roasters
- web designers
- government officials
- homemakers
- instructors
- bakers
- plumbers
- doctors
- mechanics
- CPAs
- etc.
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@creation247
If this picture of a Reformed Protestant pastor absolutely ripping a heater gets more likes then you need to admit you’ve misrepresented Protestants.
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We’re DINKS!
DINKs are just nihilists who lack the courage to fully carry out their convictions.
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Dear Christian, sing the words of this song today. Sing and believe the words of this song today. Sing, believe, smile and shout the words of this song today with joy. For Christ is still seated on His throne of all authority.
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@Protestia
“The church that can't worship must be entertained. And leaders who can't lead a church to worship must provide the entertainment.” — A.W. Tozer
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Unpopular opinion: If women left the workforce and went home there would be more money for men to earn to take care of their household.
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The stones will cry out.
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I am a Christian and I believe that there are no promises that apply to the Jewish people (as a people) today outside of Christ. I hold to biblical covenant theology.
If you are a Christian and you believe that there are no promises that apply to the Jewish people (as a people) today outside of Christ, then you hold to a form of replacement theology.
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With 67 people in a house for church yesterday, I can’t wait to close on this building on 9/20…if the Lord wills.
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Don’t be a heretic Jesse.
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Ask yourself why they oppose nicotine/tobacco use but are fine with marijuana.
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May God bless Michael Cassidy for a thousand generations.
BREAKING:
@RepubSentinel
can reveal that Michael Cassidy, a Christian and former military officer, tore down and beheaded the Satan altar in the Iowa Capitol:
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Mark Driscoll called out a spirit of Jezebel at the James River Church “Stronger” men’s conference and Pastor John Lindell shut him down. I saw the video and it was pretty excellent.
Also, Driscoll was right.
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1. God endows us with rights.
2. God doesn’t endow anyone with the right to worship Satan.
3. The right to worship Satan doesn’t exist.
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This response from
@HwsEleutheroi
has got to be the most epic and concise takedown of Mormonism that I have ever seen.
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“Replacement theology” is the dispensational dog whistle against biblical covenant theology.
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We are red meat respecters. Most of our half of a cow made it into the upright freezer. The rest went into our smaller chest freezer. WAGMI
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When asked about OF, this is this kings simple response.
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I was so impressed with
@dalepartridge
on
@CrossPolitic
, that I had to order his book immediately. It just arrived.
On the back cover:
"Jesus was the most masculine man to walk the earth. In fact, if you hate masculinity, you will hate the biblical Jesus."
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Bro, please bro…
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My wife:
Very gently uses her experiences to encourage women about physical beauty and caring for their body.
Xwitter wackos:
You’re ugly; have bad style; eww, gray hair; shallow; should end yourself.
This place is just wild sometimes.
My wife is beautiful, kind, caring (too
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Hanging out with my boy (maybe overnight) as he’s about to go in for an emergency appendectomy.
I’m now asking for prayers and memes.
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Hillary coming out in support of Trump wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card.
A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for a national abortion ban. Pass it on.
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It’s looking very likely that Coram Deo Reformed Church will have a new home soon.
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- Slander of a brother in Christ.
- Mockery of a brother in Christ.
Both bad.
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GM lads!
Did you spend time in prayer and Scripture reading this morning?
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The Jesus and John Wayne journey is finally over. My simple summary:
The book is overwhelmingly a one-sided, hypocritical hit piece against conservative, patriarchal Christianity by a leftist pseudo-christianity that seems to affirm homosexuality and feminism.
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Coram Deo Reformed Church is moving forward with trying to purchase this building. We desperately need a bigger space and this building would provide us with all we would ever need. Things seem very promising at this point and it could happen within the next couple of weeks.
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The “judge not” folks seem to really be getting after it lately with this passage of scripture.
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I am extremely thankful today for the sovereign and gracious hand of the Lord.
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The LDS missionaries returned moments ago. I didn’t feel like I had the time to talk with them today, but I felt that I had to be faithful to the witness of Christ so I sacrificed the time. In God’s providence they asked how they could pray for me so I told them about my head
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Guys, I think it’s past time to stop interacting with the false teachers (Lambert, Young, etc.) and simply hand them over to Satan.
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To save my house from a break-in, I am going to burn it down.
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Make the transformative power of Jesus Christ our King more visible today. Happy Resurrection Day!
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You all can relax; We’re gonna find out what effin’ on the blimblam means.
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For those who think it’s acceptable to sub juice for wine for communion due to a history of drunkenness; I say this with sincere care, charity, and for your CONSIDERATION (caps for emphasis - don’t miss that).
In no way am I attempting to be insensitive. However, if an ounce of
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Can’t remember ever selling alcohol. Otherwise, I’ve done all of these as a child of God. 🍻
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I wish I could meet just one anti-Calvinist person who actually understood Calvinism. That would be pretty neat.
Then again, if that person truly understood the doctrines of grace, they would likely become a Calvinist.
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Russell Moore has finally convinced me to take the time to listen to
@douglaswils
read his book Ride Sally Ride on
@canonpress
.
This app has become nearly all I listen to while roasting coffee, which I do six days a week.
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May God bless them and cause their tribe to increase.
This entourage is on its way to block women from crossing state borders for health care
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Looked at a potential church building today. There are some hurdles in the way, but all things are possible with God, if it be His will.
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I’m seeing too many people on here saying that Satan is ruling this world, which seems like a hard thing to do when he’s been bound.
Christ is ruling now. It would be impossible to disciple the nations if He weren’t.
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“The pastor ought to have two voices; One for gathering the sheep; and another for driving away wolves.” – John Calvin
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Men, please do everything within your ability to have your wife remain home and to manage it well. It is tremendously beneficial to your family and it honors the Lord.
How effeminate is it to send your wife to work to bear both curses of the fall with pain in childbearing and eating by the sweat of your brow?
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This is called noticing and Zachary is doing it right.
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I have no desire to wear my daughter’s pants.
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New
#ChurchClothes
live.
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A
#ChurchClothes
post in light of recent Twitter conversations.
We all should dress for every occasion in life and the Lord’s Day service is no exception. In fact, it should take precedence over all other occasions. When we come before the Lord for worship, our COMFORT and
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Testing…
Hey guys, just a reminder that images of Christ are no bueno.
For the new folks, it’s because they’re a violation of the second commandment.
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I say this as a Baptist; Many of the current criticism of Baptists towards Presbyterians on here are only making Presbyterianism look better to me.
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Remember that the tomb of Jesus is empty, but the throne of Christ is not.
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All of the yammer over this ad is exactly why it needed to be made.
YOUNG MEN WANTED
must be willing to hoist the Jolly Roger and Johnny Cash’s favorite finger
whenever faced with idolatry
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Elon seeing it before the Big/Mid Eva crowd does.
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That fermented wine is required for communion.
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I wear suits when I preach so naturally that must mean that I care more about “looking dapper” than the word of God. Folks don’t like my eschatology so why not turn to ad hominem!
Why would I not dress well for the worship of God when I do for other less important social and
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Approaching the one year anniversary of this little gem that caused a significant influx of business.
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This happened in Springfield, MO where I live. I’ve heard stories of an exodus occurring at James River Church and I pray that it not only continues, but increases. We will be ready if/when the Lord leads people to Coram Deo Church.
This is not a post about Mark Driscoll.
Megachurch has strip-show-like performance at men’s conference. Guest speaker Mark Driscoll spoke out against it and was kicked off stage.
Unbelievable that any church would allow this. Reason
#538
not to attend a megachurch.
#ChristIsKing
@pearlythingz
@sovereignbrah
@scrowder
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Imagine seeing this and not being totally pumped for America.
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For 24 years the Lord has blessed me with a genuine helpmate. She is sweet, compassionate, and a strong defender of her family. I wouldn’t be the man I am today without her.
Happy Anniversary, my beautiful one.
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You know, it would be harder for pagans to mock images of Christ if those images….didn’t exists.
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Closing out another Grace Agenda with a packed out block party downtown.
@Christ_Kirk
knows how to throw a party.
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Lots of folks saying Christians shouldn't be mean, or act like bullies.
True, true.
You know what else they shouldn't do? Speak like apostasizing heretics. This one applies mostly to the people making the first accusation.
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GM. What a magnificent honor we have to get to join together as the Body of Christ and worship our Creator today. Go boldly and joyfully. WAGMI
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Men and women are not the same and they cannot do all of the same things equally. This is innate and can never change.
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The funniest part is that this is the best they’ve got to throw at
@DustyDeevers
.
The Machine really doesn’t want to lose the ability to suppress men with porn.
They can’t even come up with something funny. But they have to hit back against
@DustyDeevers
Reject tyranny. Reject porn.
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For reasons which I think are obvious, I’m not going to share the vid of the pride parade with nude adults riding bikes in front of children.
I’m just going to say that this should happen.
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@BethMooreLPM
@Brian_Sauve
Beth trying to be snarky with a faithful pastor who's calling for something biblical. Why oppose what Brian said? Are you encouraging immodesty? Or do you just not like him?
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