joe rogan: the titanic movie was fake because ice could never damage a metal ship
guest, historian: no it was real, that happened
joe: not possible no. if i whack an ice cube with a hammer, which one is gonna break
guest: that’s not the same thi-
joe: jamie google hammers
Hate when mofos at the club try to act tough because I’ve been in the bathroom for 45 minutes. I got here first. I’m not doing coke. I’m shitting and playing games on my phone. I paid the cover so I’m allowed to be in here.
RIP to the iPod. Kids today will never know the glory of having these all listed as different artists
Panic At The Disco
panic at the disco
Panic @ the Disco
Panic! at Th...
I mean, Donald Trump schooled him AND Cruz (national debate champ at Harvard LOL) in many of the primary debates in 2016 by talking in circles and saying tremendous a lot
Nearly 60% of Minisink Valley's current school district population are first generation transplants from NYC, LI, NJ, or elsewhere. More times than not...families choose to live there over "Washingtonville" bc your athletic & academia climate has consistently been awful for years
Crazy story. (From last week)
A wife & mother of 2 was in my lobby waiting for her friend to get home from work. She sees me walking into my building, groceries in hand, and comes up to me and asks if she can come up to my apartment. Kinda taken aback I go…uhh is everything ok?
wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything
me: [trying to look up who the first person to milk a cow was] shut the fuck up
I’ve decided.
The new Paris Café will be 25+ on weekend nights.
In this business, you gotta set yourself apart from the rest. It’s about creating anomalies and becoming one.
Happy to be the first bar in NYC to have this rule in a long time
@BarstoolTrent
@KFCBarstool
There’s only one water tower that matters. And it’s in Urbania, Ohio. Home of the O’Shea brothers... and of course... Becky the Icebox
i want the Titanic people found so i can see them go on tv and try to justify why they paid 250K to get in an unregulated submarine steered by a playstation controller
I remember looking at my cousin’s lamborghini poster as a kid and telling myself that one day I would have one and now here I am today proudly looking at my very own lamborghini poster
@josephsessa3
@thefake_mglocks
Open Bar at Common Ground for anyone that went to Minisink this Friday to celebrate Yale Lax and Sessa09. Vigs has to pay $50, everybody else free admittance. Carli B will be performing and Lakeman will be checking IDs at the door
A lot of people edit photos. I get it. Even I, myself, have made myself tanner…or whitened my teeth in a smile.
That being said-
These grossly divergent faceapp edits and whatever other apps people are using are insane. THAT IS NOT YOU. 😭😭😭 Not by a mile
That’s awesome. The men will make millions upon millions from their respective club teams, which the women don’t have the same access to. Also, the women being as dominant as they’ve been…have helped grow soccer in this country exponentially. 👏🏼
Because of US Soccer's new equal pay agreement, men and women split World Cup prize money.
With the USMNT advancing today, the two teams will each receive $6.5 million minimum.
That's more than the USWNT got for winning both the 2015 and 2019 World Cups combined: $6 million.
They just played 'Levels' and this girl was going so crazy she slipped off the booth and cracked her two front teeth. I shit you not. Has to be from Bergen County. Has to be
adults need to stop getting birthday cakes, those are for children. stick a candle in something more age-appropriate, like a baguette or a pile of cocaine
Oh and ik this isn’t Oscar news but, “Kirill Was Here” is not dead. Confirmed, him and his girl are weirdly doing this as a long played out April Fools joke. He plans to say SURPRISE still alive on April 1. Pretty stupid lol