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I'm a stand-up comedian and transgender, so obviously I've disappointed my parents on several levels. She/Her #Trans #Standup #Comedy #ComedyU #Honolulu

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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
@HeatherD13 I never realized that the Pride Flag isn't for us who are out, it's for those who aren't out so they know they're not alone. 🏳️‍⚧️
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@joncoopertweets That would be a choice, and since I'm a woman and the SC decided I'm not competent to make choices, I'd have to wait for a court ruling to tell me which one to save.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@OnlyInLVNV Kevin: "I won't put on a mask because I woke up in a free country today." Did you wake up owning Costco? No? Then put on a mask or get out of the store.
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@slater_jona If the school calls, tell them you're proud of your daughter then ask what happend to the kid who said the N word.
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@Evan__Jeffries That would be a choice and as a woman I wouldn't want to run afoul of the Supreme Court, so I'd just wait for the Court to tell me which one to save.
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@amconmag Girls - go for it and enjoy. And remember, masturbation will never lead to an unwanted pregancy.
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@Steph56Renee If they can make Jesus white, they can make Ariel black.
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@thehill Remember the GOP is the party of law and order - except when right wingers commit crimes.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump @mPinoe This might come as a shock to you - but President Trump is not the USA. I know you think he is America, but he isn't. He just works for America, at least he is supposed to.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@CraigRozniecki We went from Hope and Change under Obama to Grope and Cringe under Trump.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@charliekirk11 Grooming kids in churches is bad.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@MikeDorning @HH201707 @AP Next up, "If Khashoggi was killed by the Saudis, why didn't he report it?"
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@RealDickTator Marijuana is not addctive and 1957 called, they want your vocabulary back.
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@samstein Good for him. It's nice having a President who uses AF1 for things more important than golf outings.
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@CBSNews Remember when Obama was worried about being "investigated to death if the GOP won the House?" Me neither.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@Newsweek One day you're a rhino poacher, the next day you're lion poop - it's the circle of life.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@RobertFoster4MS We should totally put our trust in a man who believes himself to be unfit to be around a women while unsupervised.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@JeffLandry @realDonaldTrump I'm sorry, when did this 'court doesn't find you guilty" thing happen? I don't remember a court. #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@CongressmanHice @AOC Yes, you showed us a drinking fountian in a space with zero detainees. Great, you've proved you can get a drink of water.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@SydneyDAK I'd be confident she wouldn't decide not to fill my perscription becuse her religion decided she knew more about my medical needs than my doctor.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@rhonda_harbison @tedcruz They're too busy banning books and complaining about CRT.
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@LindseyGrahamSC @NotreDame Too bad you won't go to war for voting rights or do defend the Capitol Police Officers, but I guess at this point shilling for fast food chicken is about all we can expect from you.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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Under Kennedy we went to Moon. Under Trump we can't go to the Bahamas.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@stinky_blinders North Dakota: One of the top two Dakotas.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@TomiLahren If it will make you feel better and not hurt your feelings, I'd totally support calling manholes "Tomi Lahrens." See we do want you to feel included. You're welcome.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@Drew_Turner1 We don't hate God, we literally can't hate God because we don't believe he exists. That would be like hating a unicorn. So please stop spreading your hate.
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@realTuckFrumper Thank God that African-Americans have a white person to explain to them who's 'better' at being black.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@ChristianWalk1r No, he was fired because the Hatch Act prohibits government employees from running for election.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@SigmondFraud Yes you forgot - People who don't consent
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@sahilkapur @BOBSarmymom Saying 'it will go away' is how Trump handled COVID, so don't be surprised that's how he handles climate change.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@tedcruz I'm confused. Trump told us his big beautiful wall (that Mexico was totally going to pay for) would stop this. Are you telling us Trump was WRONG?
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@DineshDSouza But what you didnt' pay off was your debt to society after your felony conviction. Trump pardoned you, he rewarded your irresponsibility and lawbreaking.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@MichaelArt123 @AndiJohnson1 I guess he should enjoy it while he can. There will be a time when he can't leave the courtroom.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@Brasilmagic The Clinton Foundation gets 4 stars from Charity Navigator - the Trump Foundation was disbanded for fraud.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@Nicoxw1 Tulsi is only one point ahead of me in the polls going into Super Tuesday. I have almost the same chance as getting the nomination as she does.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@BagdMilkSoWhat Can anybody explain why we need laws to prevent drag queens from performing where children might be present, but Nazis spewing hate where children might be present is okay?
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@senatemajldr We're saved! McConnell is asking Senators to reflect and engage in discussion. I'm not sure, which is more useless, 'thoughts and prayers,' or 'reflection and discussion?" #MoscowMitch #MassacreMitch
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@PatrickJamesSux @spicee23 Is it okay if I come late? I have to deposit my Soros protest check and pick up my copy of the gay agenda at Office Depot.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@pastorlocke We don't really deny the Bible - it's a book, it's there, we can see it. We're just tired of people like you using it as blunt instrument to bash our heads with.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@fras99 Sorry, but you're right - walls work.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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Steve Bannon’s Con Game Is Over via @thedailybeast I used to think P.J. O'Rourke was the only conservative with a sense of humor. Ladies and gentlemen, @TheRickWilson
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@DavidKaufman2 Ladies - he's single!
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@dwright100 @thehill @GovRonDeSantis Republicans are worried that if people are awake, nobody will vote for them.
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@TomiLahren This is great news for Trump campaign staff and others. They can be on juries instead of just appearing before them.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@ohdohz @HarrietBGarner @mhdksafa The food court at the pearl harbor NEX used to show Fox News, but they switched to the Food Network. Good choice.
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A hacker e-mailed and said he'd send my porn viewing habits to all of my contacts if I didn't pay a ransom. So if you hear from him and have any suggestions about other porn I might like, please let me know.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@Rich_Cooper I'm gonna go out on a limb here - single?
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@BobNYC59 And the reason that younger generations don't have that same scar, is because the vaccine worked and we eradicated smallpox so no one will ever die from it again.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@BrittMcHenry No, you're disrespecting military members by using our service to push your political agenda. I served to preserve the right of Kaepernick to protest injustice. If you want to whine, go ahead but leave us veterans out of it.
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@GovRonDeSantis This doesn't suprise me. It seems like Republicans no longer judge elections and other contests by who actually finishes first - but rather for strictly political reasons. Maybe you can ask Georgia to find some seconds or something.
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@DineshDSouza It's so funny how you think everybody is in hot water, except for the guy who actually stole the Top Secret documents - somehow he's the victim. You guys are so cute.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@KariLake If you really cared about election integrity, you'd stop lying about your obvious loss.
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@geostylegeo Mostly, religious people.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@PCUnitedPage @kyledcheney Information may not be classified to: 1 conceal violations of law, inefficiency, or administrative error; (2) prevent embarrassment to a person, organization, or agency; EO 13526
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@MaTTFLaMMaBLe As bad as whe was as a candidate, I have to give him credit for conceding his loss. It's sad that we've reached the point where this simple act is remarkable.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@joncoopertweets @SherriKuczeryk It's a sad day when the President of the United States can't meet the moral and ethical standards of Hollywood.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@MollyJongFast I'm not sending cash but I am sending "thoughts and prayers." That should be a big help.
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@stinky_blinders Nevada: Basically Tatooine, but with casinos.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@RandPaul This is such a great idea. People with crippling student loan debt always have huge 401Ks. Maybe you could also put in a provision to allow them to convert unicorn farts to bitcoin to pay that debt down even further.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@thistallawkgirl Both spend a lot of time with a guy's fist inside of them?
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@KBerco Ask him to show you. When somebody makes a claim like that, it's their job to back it up.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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As a stand-up comedian, I took some solace that at least Trump would be a goldmine of material. I was wrong, this shit isn't funny anymore.
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@TheSkeptic4122 There were supposed to be 20 guys in in the picture, but the other 11 couldn't find the place.
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@HawaiiDelilah China literally did roll out the red carpet for Trump. They know that to him, it's all about ego, so all they had to do was throw a parade and Trump would stop talking about trade and currency manipulation.
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@pastorlocke @cmclymer Is that a real pastor or a Sears pastor?
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@mitchellvii @SpeakerPelosi If he stops acting and speaking like a racist, we'll stop calling him a racist.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@laurenboebert First, it was a mass shooting. And second, if the mass shooter didn't have a gun with him, four people wiould still be alive.
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@AmandaLarreni You mean we'd have soaring corporate profits and the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years? Oh, we have that now.
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@SarahHuckabee @realDonaldTrump Oh, the woman who lied to us for years is now going to tell the 'real story.' That so cute.
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Brandi Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️
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@alexe5252 @daanjew @JohnFugelsang It's hard not to misinterpret, "what they do is none of your damn business."
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@iidontcareokay One night stand - way too much commitment for me. I prefer a 2-3 hour stand. One night I had a 30 minute stand and it worked out perfectly. The guy left right before the pizza arrived.
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@RepBoebert Is it just me, but who else smiled with they saw "Lauren Boebert" and "resign" in the same tweet? Sure I was disappointed when I read the whole thing, but for a second I was really happy.
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@ACTBrigitte Washington gave up the presidency when he didn’t have to. Trump tried to steal the presidency. Huge difference.
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@RosieM1919 @tarebear I'm calling BS. It's physically impossbile to watch Law & Order all the way through twice. I'm pretty sure it replicates at a geometric rate.
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@aaron_clarey I'm sorry, I guess nobody explained this to you. They keep the shoes in the "Shoe Section." You're in the "Clothing Section."
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Why are we just hearing about this now? Why didn't you report it when it happened?
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@CaseyDeSantis @GovRonDeSantis "Defend our children' by making them carry their rapist's babys to full term.
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@cov_Gretchen Everybody else seemed to manage not being triggered by the call to prayer - but one person was triggered by the free exercise of religion.
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@TheRickWilson @billrockey If you think you have a bad job, try being the "extracting Trump from his bathroom" guy.
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@politvidchannel It's the circle of life.
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The Pride Flag isn't for us who are out, it's for those who aren't out so they know they're not alone. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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@RonFilipkowski Why isn't the media focuing on the Waldo Tendencies of the July 4th Highland Park Shooter?
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@kenrudin @FrecklesXX20 I think Stormy Daniels debased herself by having sex with Donald Trump, but that's just my opinion.
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@tedcruz So says the guy who threatened to lock his opponent for being his opponent.
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@CasperVDean @oliverdarcy Please no, those people have suffered enough.
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@ryanstruyk If you listened to Biden's speech and feel he was calling you a white sumpremacist - you're a white supremacist.
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It would be petty and juvenile for me to retweet this. So yes, I'm embracing my petty juvenile. #DiaperDon
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Guys, let's not make fun, he's clearly falling apart lol.
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@Liz_Wheeler @joerogan He's making $100 million spreading misinformation on Spotify - he's not a victim of cancel culture. If you want to see cancel culture ask some teachers about teaching about slavery in school. Or ask a librarian forced to pull books that make conservatves uncomfortable.
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@HawaiiDelilah I'm guessing Melania hugs are fewer now that she knows how little she'll get in the divorce.
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@mmfa You know what's worse than being called a racist? Racism.
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@realTuckFrumper I think you mean, "More than 100 Marines kicked out of the service for refusing to follow a lawful order."
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@DearAuntCrabby Wait - wasn't that big tax cut supposed to mean higher wages for everybody?
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@PompeySteph When I see a shirt like that I just think, "I'm trans, but I'm an adult human female too. Thanks,"
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@joshgreenman Patti Smith's cover of Springsteen's Because the Night
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@The_Lady_Red @ABC He must have been one of those "responsible gun owners" the NRA is always talking about.
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@RedTRaccoon Wait, you mean to tell me the huge tax cut for billionaires didn't increase tax revenue like they promised?
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