im sexy as fuck because i was born to spread love and enable sin

@ibecoolyn this one is not a meme reply: “yo im lookin to cop a sev, what’re your options?”

just had a group of like six 10 year olds try to get me to mog at them?? they did the 🤫 thing after i heard them say amongst themselves “this guy will get it” and i didn’t get it at first but in hindsight i think i just got told that i have a strong jawline lmao

RT @MAGACult2: They tell us that we will be Republicans when we get older.

RT @piyushmittal: Why are people so afraid of accurate history?

@Fernand46357857 it is literally already seen that way don’t worry

@runt_io im actually so glad that everyone has this impression of me despite the fact that i’m not only the oldest sibling but also the oldest cousin AND im adopted

im got to my therapist’s at 6:10 for a 6:30 appt and his door is still closed and he’s not answering texts i feel like he double booked :/

@runt_io wrong! idk why my following so far has had that impression and none of my irls do :,)

RT @Gritty20202: Based Charles Barkley

RT @NorthernIion_LP: important PSA for all of twitter

RT @vicwingly: if u still fw harry potter in big 2025 i dont fw u. "it was a big part of my childhood" bitch idgaf

RT @anactualwalnut: As a white, when people be like “white people be like” I don’t get mad because I’m not the white people that be like. V…

@hokagejosu i want people who are confused by my gender to still feel comfortable objectifying me

RT @mornings0da: ADHD makes normal things hard, I’ve known this since I was 16 and still struggle, but the reality is that being late/missi…

@RevivalOfJoanne nope!

@tacogotbanned that’s how i got my promotion lmao

@RevivalOfJoanne wrong 😋

@InternetH0F and now his wife is dead cause he has anger issues

@gnomeo5000brat @esjesjesj source: i made it tf up