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@BradleySimonXXX
Brad Simon
5 years
Check out @colejacksonxxx warming up for my big pierced cock
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Brad Simon
5 years
Follow and retweet this hungry, depraved faggot. If it gets 1000 followers, it'll earn either a smaller cage for its clit or a heavier chain collar.
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Brad Simon
3 years
Look at the pulsating donut on this twink. He took it at full pressure with the electro turned up to 90%
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Brad Simon
5 years
Who wants to see me shrink this boy's clit into a nub in 2020? He's already half the size he was when I first locked it up, and keeps begging me for permanent chastity 🔒
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Brad Simon
2 years
If your fetish app company hosts parties more often than it updates its apps, it's not a fetish app company. It's an event planning company with an app.
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Brad Simon
3 years
Friendly reminder that: Poppers and viagra don't mix Poppers and ethyl chloride (max impact) don't mix Ethyl chloride and viagra don't mix Seriously, just don't use them together.
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Brad Simon
3 years
The milker with a few of the accessories I'd pick up
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Brad Simon
4 years
Only thing this boy is missing is a plug. And maybe some restraints 🤔 Who would tag team its hole with me?
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Brad Simon
4 years
Fisting gays: I mix my lube with one part clove oil, two parts eucalyptus essential oil, and a pinch of baking soda. It's one third jlube, one third klube, and one third elbow grease Me emptying a tube of arthritis cream up my ass: fuck machine go brrrrrrr
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Brad Simon
2 years
What is with guys who don't plan ahead? It's noon on a Thursday and you want me to drive twenty miles to get fisted on ten minutes of notice? I'm 32. I have a job and a Google calendar.
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Brad Simon
3 years
After I was done milking him, I wrapped one arm around his neck and reached the other into his busted pussy and forced another load out of him. The reward was my hot alpha load.
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Brad Simon
4 years
Subs literally only want one thing and it's fucking dick sucking
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Brad Simon
10 months
Check out my horny sub and his little nub
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@BradleySimonXXX
Brad Simon
5 years
Bishop's hood, piss gag, filthy socks, clit abused by steel sounds...who needs to be used in my sleep sack next? #alphamaster #findom #muscleworship #gimpdrone
@colejacksonxxx
ColeJacksonXXX
5 years
A little fun after being stored away in my sleepsack by @BradleySimonXXX . Completely used like the object I am. #gimp #object #used #storage
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@BradleySimonXXX
Brad Simon
3 years
I don't allow ethyl in my play room at all. It's heavier than air, so it'll sit in your lungs unless you force it out. But if you've had too much, you can't. Too many people that I know personally have told me horror stories. Nobody wants to perform CPR covered in lube and cum.
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@BradleySimonXXX
Brad Simon
9 months
Y'all let's be clear about two things: Trans porn isn't categorically fetish porn. It's just porn. Fetish porn is when people are doing something kinky. Being trans isn't kinky, it's an identity. Also: bareback isn't kinky, it's the default. You wouldn't exist without bareback.
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@BradleySimonXXX
Brad Simon
4 years
just trying to get @JasonLeescottx to agree to make out tbh
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Brad Simon
3 years
@holewreckerff There are some tops on here that think they know my hole better than I do. No, friend. If I tell you I take a minute to warm up and you need to go slow, that doesn't mean you can start arm fucking me after forty seconds of rimming.
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Brad Simon
3 years
Poppers in videos are...
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Brad Simon
2 years
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you sell underwear on the internet, don't seal them in the packaging moist. They'll end up full of ammonia. Let them air dry and add a dessicant (silica gel packet). They'll arrive dry, but will be as good as used (?) with some warmth
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Brad Simon
3 years
@holewreckerff Good: keep your hand moving. If you stop, it "sticks". If you keep it moving, you'll keep gliding and you won't just be pushing against friction. Bad: if I say to go slow, that's not "go slow for just a bit". That's "go slow until I tell you to speed up".
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@BradleySimonXXX
Brad Simon
4 years
Thinking about more piercings. Nipples are healing now. Planning for two guiches. What else should I get? Tunnels for my ears? Navel? Transscrotal?
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Brad Simon
3 years
@Emmett_FrostXXX I feel like I need to get you to judge a contest to see which boy ends up with the most blown out cunt lips from my machine
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@BradleySimonXXX
Brad Simon
5 years
Tell me what you fags want to see
Popper training
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Muscle worship
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Fag exposure
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Brad Simon
3 years
The consequence isn't "overdose", it's "asphyxiation and brain death" or "sudden cardiac arrest" or "ruptured aneurysm".
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Brad Simon
3 years
Who else needs their clit locked away?
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Brad Simon
4 years
I know I've got some followers who would worship the soles of a new pair of TNs. I'd ask if you want it on your tongue, neck, or nuts, but that's not for you to decide, is it?
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ColeJacksonXXX
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Brad Simon
4 years
Doing my part by fucking cops' spouses while they're out being pissbabies
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Brad Simon
4 years
Controversial opinion: I don't want your bristly sandpaper beard anywhere near my hole. I'd rather get fucked with a Lego dildo. Keep your cheese grater face away from *gestures in a circle* my goods.
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Brad Simon
4 years
Scruff removing the ability to screenshot on Android prevents folks from keeping receipts on harassment and threats of violence. If you need to screenshot, use the Android 11 screen recording feature and screenshot the video.
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Brad Simon
4 years
Poppers training?
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Brad Simon
3 years
Hey all. If someone has created a fake profile using your pictures, the fastest way to have it taken down is NOT reporting it, it's filing a DMCA notice. Social media companies are legally required to take action when they receive these. Every network (Tw, ig, etc) have a form /1
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Brad Simon
5 years
Halfway to 1k. The fag says it wants a new collar so everyone will see it's a locked piece of property. Quote tweet with reasons to convince me it needs its clit shrunk instead.
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Brad Simon
3 years
if I had a dollar for everyone that said "let's hang out over market days" but then also didn't factor in that they'll be a) partying b) crashing/sleeping until 2pm c) cleaning out for two hours d) groggily fucking their roommate until the next party...I could just fly to Miami
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Brad Simon
2 years
Seriously, trust me on this. Tell your buyer to wear them for a few minutes, breathe through them, whatever to get a bit of moisture back in them and they'll be as good as the moment you took them off. If you ship them moist, they'll just get rancid. Nothing to regulate growth.
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Brad Simon
3 years
Actually, @greasy201 is next because he'll be here in like an hour 😂
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Brad Simon
2 months
Dude that's literally my sleipnir that you borrowed and never gave back
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Brad Simon
2 years
Y'all, I don't promote stuff lightly, but these are the only poppers I buy domestically and they're well worth the money. Don't waste your cash on tiny garbage bottles from your local bookstore that lost their kick before you bought them, get proper poppers.
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2 years
We are back again for another round of experimental formula send outs! To enter to win 2 FREE bottles of our test solvents, retweet and comment on this post. We will select 20 of you pigs next week 🐽🐽
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Brad Simon
2 years
This is an important read. Ethyl is not allowed in my dungeon under any circumstances. And there's no reason for it, the high is mediocre at best. "Real" poppers are better in every way. Ethyl gives you no advantage. It is death in a can.
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Brad Simon
4 years
@leatherglasgow @gearleather Get new poppers. Avoid propyl poppers, stick with amyl, pentyl, or butyl. Any bottle over three weeks old is probably too old to be useful
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Brad Simon
5 years
@holdenmackenzi @PierceParisXXX I'm sure your 39 followers are on the edge of their seats waiting for the next riveting tweet reply of one of the same four pictures of your cock. Show the world what a real Twitter brand is made of
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Brad Simon
4 years
If this gets 50 retweets I’ll make a video with the flared XL Chance 🙈😘
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Brad Simon
4 years
@ballbusterblue You mind giving credit instead of just stealing videos?
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Brad Simon
3 years
Got a big package in the mail from @Seriouskit2 today. I'm dying to get my recording setup re-set up. Y'all are going to fall out of your chairs when you see what I've been buying for the dungeon
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Brad Simon
3 years
@popperpigx sneak peak of how I'm going to drain those nuts
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Brad Simon
4 years
Things we need to leave in 2020, a list: - racist/transphobic sexual preferences on your damn profile - "I volunteer as tribute"/"why not both"/"both? both?" memes - not putting away your dumbbells - being a whiny cunt because someone doesn't want to fuck you in a pandemic
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Brad Simon
3 years
It's also the case that he simply acts like an ass online, and his videos' popularity don't make up for the fact that he does the same shit that every one of us blocks people for on the reg. Being able to take "no" for an answer is the minimum standard.
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Brad Simon
3 years
@Tray4FF I have a spreadsheet with all of the big sex toys and their dimensions, graphed in a variable size dot plot to cluster similar toys. Hmu
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Brad Simon
3 years
But then how will they get free toys made from mystery silicone in designs copied from small businesses???
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3 years
Influencers stop promoting Chinese toy manufacturers profiteering off small gay businesses challenge: impossible
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Brad Simon
5 years
This is what happens when @RubberKai borrows my toys 😏 #toppedtoys #grip134 @toppedtoys
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Brad Simon
2 years
I'll be in NYC this week. What's the best place for me to get my pits and muscles worshipped?
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Brad Simon
4 years
Y’all retweeting it before it’s been live for the duration of the video need to CALM. DOWN. 😂
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Brad Simon
3 years
Support my sexy neighbor and win some incredible art
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Brad Simon
3 years
@holewreckerff For an absolute beginner, I always recommend the Doc Johnson Big Boy. It's cheap and on Amazon. Decent stretch for someone who can't take a few fingers. Next step is a Topped Gape Keeper or Hankey's Snorkel
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Brad Simon
2 months
I deleted my previous post about the toy. I was unblocked and he took my address to send it, then blocked me again. I venmoed him money for shipping. I'm not here for drama or to drag anyone.
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Brad Simon
3 years
@FFalconPunch I keep blocking his profiles and he keeps trying to find new ways to get in touch. Can't take a hint.
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Brad Simon
4 years
Okay so now I need to figure out how the hell to make a watchable video with the flared Chance 🤔
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Brad Simon
4 years
If this gets 50 retweets I’ll make a video with the flared XL Chance 🙈😘
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