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Host: @Baseball_SuzyQ | @psf_app streamer- come 👀 ⚾️ games w/ me! |Super fluent in sarcasm & 4 letter words. | RBF 💯 | chronic over-user of emojis. 🤷🏻♀️🥴
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I wonder how much Kikuchi would’ve cost if we wouldn’t have screwed over James Click….🙃🧐
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NGL, i teared up a little watching this and then the following hug with Ronel. 🥹🥹🥹
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How the ACTUAL fck this bullsh!t is allowed, but Luis Garcia’s “rock the baby” delivery had to be changed is fcking asinine. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤬🤬🤬
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Congrats to Maldy & his wife for the birth of their new baby.
📸: Maldy’s IG story
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Awwww hell. We ain’t never seeing Chas & Yainer now 😅🤣🫣
@RoFlo
@markdero7
talkin bout it on
@MLBNetwork
😳
Hey
@RoFlo
would love to have you on the pod to discuss it more. 🤞🏼
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Enjoy this adorableness w/
@ABREG_1
son Knox & Josh Haders’ son Lucas 🥹🥹
Can’t wait to see this updated over the years 🥹🥹
Wait for the cutest “Strike 1” call you’ve ever heard at the end.
📸: Maria Hader IG
PS. No Hader slander will be allowed on this cuteness post, so
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So how loud are we booing Adolis tomorrow???? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Will it be the entire AB? Just while he’s getting settled in the box??
I gotta know how many throat lozenges I need to bring.
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Anyone else in HTown officially worried about the hurricane or just me? 🥴🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😬
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Incoming CHAS MCCORMICK rant!!!! *Some* of y’all have not been putting the RESPECT on
@chazzyfizzz
‘s name & wanting to sign Nimmo, or Benni or Conforto and I just have to ask….
WTAF?!?!?! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Stop it. (Also, don’t come at me w/ Nimmo stats, I actually don’t care😅)
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EVERYONE better give SETH MARTINEZ ALLLLLLLLLLLLL
the MOTHEREFFING flowers, gold stars, cookies…WHATEVER THAT MANS WANTS!!!
3.2 IP w/ 2K’s and only allowing 1 H.
The FIREMAN!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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I *literally* don’t understand how a human body throws 99mph as effortless as this?!?!?
He throws this with as much force as I do when I’m playing “throw the wadded up sock into the basket” 🧐😳🤯
HOW?!?!
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So in baseball terms….
The Dallas Cowboys are the Dodgers???
Or???😅🤣🤷🏻♀️
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Guess what y’all?!?!
Not only is that a game W, but that’s a SERIES win!!!
LFG!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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So besides hiring au pairs for all the players fams & making sure all the boys get ample sleep😅🤣🤷🏻♀️
Can we have a convo about the BATTERS EYE??? 😳
a 🪡🧵
We’ve heard Trout doesn’t see the ball well here. I *think* I’ve heard Tuck doesn’t either.
Now apparently Abreu?
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Is the MLB gonna love or hate an ALL TEXAS ALCS???
🤣😅
Twitter gonna become so much more toxic. 😬😒😅
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GUESS WHAT YALL?!?!
VICTOR CARATINI WAS THE BEST OFF SEASON SIGNING!!
2nd WALKOFF THIS SEASON!!!
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Let’s set the scene -
Currently in a waiting room of an oil change place & it’s me + 6 guys.
I have on a .45 hat + my notebook that has a sticker that says “baseball is my favorite season”
Guy sitting across from me notices my notebook + hat combo, smirks & says
“oh yeah I
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I miss Zack Greinke & I’m sad I didn’t become a baseball fan sooner so I could experience *peak* Greinke in real time. 😅🫡
That time that Zack Greinke had enough of Francisco Cervelli being a Human Rain Delay.
[Glove signing Fastball while Cervelli was looking down to quick pitch him. 😂]
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GREATTTTTT FCKING DAY TO PICK UP RONEL BLANCO IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE!!!
LFG!!!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥
NO HITTER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
@KickinitwitKeef
@SheaNSons
Just call me *known ball knower* Suzy🤣🤣🤣
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GUESS WHAT YALL ?!?!
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Anyone else wake up still mad AF?!
Disappointed? Angry? Disgusted?
Any other adjectives?
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Did y’all see this king tuck adorableness from
@JuliaMorales
IG last night??? 🥹🥹🥹😅😅😅👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Hopefully we get another one tonight 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
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LETS GOOOOOOO!!! 😘🔥😍
So excited to be reuniting w/ the
@PSF_App
& can’t wait to hang out w/ all of y’all this season!👏🏼
PS. Even if you’re NOT an
@astros
fan, download the app because PSF is rolling out squads for ALL 30 TEAMS this year! Make sure to follow PSF & keep your
#Astros
fans, it’s time to introduce another great addition to the
#PSF
squad! Returning for her 2nd season…
⚾️ Please welcome in Suzy (
@BourbonNBball
), who will be covering the TWO-TIME world champion
#Astros
all season long ⚾️
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SO DOES THIS MEAN HE SIGNED AN EXTENSION?!?!
I NEED DETAILS
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When your 8 yr old wants to dress up like her fave ⚾️ player.😅
Happy Halloween from my little Kyle Tucker & Princess Sofia😍
(I really tried to get the other twin to be José Altuve but no dice🤣😅)
PS. Y’all know how hard it is to find an ORANGE
@KTuck30
jersey?! 🤯
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Let’s not lose sight of this either-
Hats off to YAINER for getting his first hit!!
JON SINGLETON working a WALK!!
GRAE KESSINGER with that JUMPING CATCH!!!
I FCKING LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Ready2Reign
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First day of 2nd semester.
Taking a full 12 hour class load & I may die. 🤣😅🤷🏻♀️
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Is there a cuter
@astros
player baby 🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍
@_jessicastanek_
the piggy tails are the friggin cutest 😍
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How TF did we manage to match w/o meaning to???!? 😅🤣😅🤣🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
@_shelmiller
@RamShirts
this is 🤯
#LevelUp
@CobosQue
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Thinking (wishing? Hoping?!) for a W tonight. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Seeing one in person at Wrigley would be fcking DELIGHTFUL
please and thank you
@astros
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HE’S HOME!!!!!!!!
HE’S HOME!!!!!!!!
HE’S HOME!!!!!!!!
HE’S HOME!!!!!!!!
HE’S HOME!!!!!!!!
I accidentally let my *indoor* cat out at 3am when I mistakenly thought it was my ***indoor/OUTDOOR*** cat. (See the 2nd pic. He’s the lump on the right😩)
I can’t find him and he hasn’t come back and now I’m super worried.
Especially with this storm coming in.
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Raise your hand if you woke up this morning & watched the last two innings of both games last night. 😅🤣
I love baseball. 🥹🥰
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WHAT IS ON HIS THUMB???!!!!
In the middle of the second inning, umpires checked Tyler Glasnow's right hand as he came off the field.
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Abso-fcking-lutely 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣😅
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Spiked lemonade + studying = lit AF 41st bday. 🥴☠️
Woohoo. 🤣😅
I know y’all are jealous. 😅
#fckimoldnow
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Hold up.
HOLD TF UP.
This is the FIRST TIME SINCE 2019?!?!?!!
The Texans have won FIVE GAMES in a season?!?!?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Aye yi yi. 🫣🫣🫣🫣
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Ummmmm I’m sorry.
Excuse me while I freak TF out cause BILLY FREAKING WAGNER RETWEETED MY TWEET asking why he’s not in the HOF yet???
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
So
@BillyWagner1313
if ever you’d like to come on the
#1
led female hosted Astros podcast 😅 & chat about it LMK.
#shootmyshot
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I know I’m not the only female to do this as well. 😅🤣🤷🏻♀️
Where my girls at that do this 💩 too?? 😅🤣🤷🏻♀️
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GUESS WHAT YALL?!?
FIRST PLACE BABYYYYY!!!
The Mariners blew a 10-game lead in the AL West in 22 games.
🤣🤣😅😅😅☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Congrats to our 👑!!
@KTuck30
& his beautiful bride Samantha today!
Our guys looking dapper AF as well 🥹
📸: Joe Espada IG
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When the hair AND the light are good, you get selfie Suzy🤣😅🤷🏻♀️
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GUESS WHAT YALL!!!!
BACK TO BACK WINS?!?!
Omfg.
FEELS GOOD BABY!!!!!!
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I figured out how to make the most delish chocolate chip cookies FLUFFIER.
OMFG.
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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🚨NEW BONUS CONTENT🚨
@kburdtweets
&
@baseball_SuzyQ
bring you the inside scoop about the Oakland A's FanSFest w/ one of the owners of the
@LastDiveBar
Bryan!
Check out the clip for how it came about & the event that is happening THIS SATURDAY- the 24th
👀:
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In honor of little Ha-Seong Kim
I present to you…
Little Suzy.😅
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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ANGELS SWEEP THE MARINERS!!!!!!
Astros in 1st place alllllll by themselves!!!!
THANK YOU HALOS!!!
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I am so confused by this fan base. 🤣😅🤦🏻♀️
Y’all raking Crane over the coals for giving Montero 3 years & then turn around & be mad when he realized his mistake & won’t do it again???
Which one is it y’all??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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HORNS UP!!!
(Still always baseball SZN in this girls heart tho!)
PS only 117 days left til opening day. 🤪
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🚨BONUS CONTENT🚨
In case you haven’t gotten enough of
@kburdtweets
&
@Baseball_SuzyQ
this week…
GUESS WHAT?!
YOU GET MORE!😅
A BIG THANK YOU to
@baseballisdead_
‘s co-host
@jayhaykid
for hanging out w/ us & chatting!!
🎧:
👀:
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I don’t even give one single solitary flying floozle that it’s only spring training.
The fact that I get to watch Astros baseball and moving the runner over!!?!? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
OMFG. CLOUD FCKING NINE PEOPLE.
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I take this break from complaining about the HOF writers to bring you this beautiful clip from our interview w/
@KleinschmidtJD
about
@DALLASBRADEN209
🥹
A BIG thank you to Jess for spending some time chatting w/
@kburdtweets
& I!! We SOOOOOO loved having you on the show!! 😘
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A year (& a few days) ago I was lucky enough to attend a workshop that
@JuliaMorales
hosted about sideline sports broadcasting. 🥰🤩
It was a great, albeit humbling experience for me😅
Safe to say that sideline reporting won’t be in my immediate future anytime soon. 🤣😅
I’ll
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@FrankiesTwoLoud
Imagine having a runner on when you’re down 3 and instead of PH the worst hitting catcher….
you just let him hit….
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GUESS WHAT YALL?!?!?
ASTROS BEAT THE GRIMETS
AND TAKE THE SERIES!!
PS. ALTUVE HAS A MESSAGE FOR THE UMPIRING CREW AND EVERYONE BOOING HIM.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
LFG!!!!!!!!!!
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We would’ve had another WS trip last season if he had the playing time.
Argue with a wall.
NO ONE will convince me otherwise.
Yainer Diaz is now the MLB leader in batting average for catchers batting .289 on the season
#Relentless
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That’s a RAYS 🧹🧹🧹
🔥Ronel shoved
🔥JEREMY PEÑA getting HOT
🔥Hader w/ a 2 inning SAVE
🔥8 STRAIGHT W’s
🔥Mariners L = 2.5 Games ⬆️
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Ok if anyone sees me with this bad boy bobby pinned onto my head.
Mind your business 🤣😅 I have too much hair to wear a fitted.
However, I NEED THIS IS MY LIFE. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Whatcha y’all think?!?!? 😍😍
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Why did none of y’all MF’ers tell me college football was more fun to watch than pro ball???
🤣😅
Yay fooseball!!!
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WE. ARE. HYPED BABY!!!!
Suzy goes to a game and the STROS score NINE?!
Coincidence?! I THINK NOT!
😅🤣
guess I need to be here every game now. 😎
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Finally broke down and had to get glasses to read anything up close🤣😅
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Y’all.
I don’t have other sports I like.
Baseball is it.
I ONLY LIKE BASEBALL (stop trying to make 🏈 happen, it’s not gonna happen.🤣🤦🏻♀️)
So I’m gonna wallow in my sadness & frustration for a bit and then cheer on the
@Dbacks
&
@Phillies
#EmbraceTheChaos
& ALWAYS
#FTR
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Do i have to record a video in my english class today??
Yep. 🥴
Did I begrudgingly have to do my hair & makeup today so that I don’t look like a bridge troll in said video?
Yes.🤣
Was I late to class because I couldn’t FIND my makeup bag….
Also yes. 🤣😅🤦🏻♀️
Happy hump day
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Is it a contusion???
Or a “Kyle Tucker contusion” where he’s gonna be out for a month???? 🥴😬
Jose Altuve has a left hand contusion. X-rays revealed no fracture.
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HAPPY OPENING DAY!!
Lovin’ my new
@RamShirts
“I 🧡 HOU” shirt!
Don’t forget to enter the contest.
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Shoutout to my guy
@RamShirts
for sending me a surprise package!!
We’re gonna keep the vibes going & we’re doing a GIVEAWAY! 🤩🥳
To enter:
1) Follow
@RamShirts
2) Follow
@BourbonNBball
3) QT a pic of you in your fave ramshirt design OR one that you’d like to win from
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I just made the most perfect chocolate chip cookies and I need y’all to appreciate these bishes
😅🥹🤤
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Why the two diff shade of orange??? Why not one shade and give me a blue bill?!
😬🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
If you’re gonna go this direction, gimme full tequila sunrise vibes AT LEAST. 🫠
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THATS WHAT IM FCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!
WE HAVE RUNNERS BEING DRIVEN IN!!!!!
WE. ARE. EXCITED.
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😅🤣
☠️☠️☠️☠️
In the off-season, MMP gonna get a facelift 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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YOU GOTTA BE FCKING KIDDING ME
JOE ESPADA IF YOU DONT GET THROWN OUT RIGHT TF NOW.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Thanks for nothing
@astros
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ronel, I beg of you to shove tomorrow so we can at least get 1 game?!?! 😖😥
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