don't fret slime, the rest is still unwritten

human beings can create the most complex set of technologies & social institutions, but at the end of the day, we're all just human beings, hairless monkeys, driven by impulses & drives we didn't design to meet ends that we didn't decide

worst day in the arena is still better than the best day in the stands

@fignewtonfan69 yeah this one’s gotta do numbers lmaoo

time to head to the casino (phantom wallet)

@TradingMoses @Fapital3 dawg 😂

@superloafcat incredible meeting of the minds

me post coitus: well... the deed is done

guy who struggles to not add “lmao” to the end of a text to convey tone

you become what you say to yourself repeatedly

@Turd_Blurbs @Sanilac_J this is rather astute

lil wayne would be a generational tweeter if he tweeted like he rapped

better to have gooned & lost than to never have gooned at all

tell me the truth, did you buy the limited edition yeezy edition swastika™ shirt

@h0stil3take0v3r fucking classic

@squirtstain niggas is porn shaming now ? 😭

@inb4zil @blknoiz06 @patty_fi 🔥

@barkersburley fire, congrats broski

having standards shouldn’t be offensive

@FloydTerminal the cinematography is off the charts

@FightBatch #embarrassing