Okay, seriously, cannot believe I am saying this for a third time but here I go: IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 OR DO NOT HAVE YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO DO NOT FOLLOW ME! IF YOU TRY TO ANYWAY I WILL REMOVE YOU! I LIKE A LOT OF 18+ CONTENT THAT MEANS THIS ACC IS NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS!

*Alastor trying to leave the hotel for nefarious reasons* Vaggie: Alastor, I forbid you from going down those stairs! Al:...Okay! *Jumps out of the window* #HazbinHotel

@owl_edging There is literally NO SEX in this show! *Slams fist on table* GIVE US THE SEX!

@GoldenChaos If it's okay to ask (and if it's not please tell me so I know for the future, I swear I'm not trying to be disrespectful) how did you manage to get natural ones? I hope I'm not being rude or intrusive, I was just curious

@Incorrect_HH That is LITERALLY the appeal, bro *Heart Eyes at Carmilla*

@zero_lawliet OOOOOOW! MY HEAAAAAART! 😭😭😭😭 you totally owe us some fluffy smoochy nonsense now 😭

@sploona TELL me about it! 🙄🤣

@H_oo27 MY QUEEN! *Explodes*

@sploona It was supposed to be ON the blob, goddamn autocorrect! 🤣

@Incorrect_HH *RadioDust meeting Angels family* Molly: I'm so glad that Angels found someone! Alastor: No matter where I hide, he always finds me Angel: 😁 #HazbinHotel

@CSMFHT They're Australian why the hell would they be scared of snakes?

@zero_lawliet You have done the lord's work and we Stolas worshippers thank you 👏

@Incorrect_HH Rosie: I just decided, you two should kiss

@joopajo25562005 Now you gotta draw Vel doing the Wednesday dance

@WallyWackyford If they did these four passed with flying colours

@BlitzoMandy IS THIS REAL?!

@Incorrect_HH Pentious: Friend! 🤩 Alastor: No Pen: Friend! 🤩🤩 Al: NO Pen: FRIEND! 🤩🤩🤩 *Does double thumbs up* Al: *Screams into the void*

I am all

@deerdaddysimp @joopajo25562005 Dude can barely count to three but when it comes to Angel fucking other people suddenly he's Professor X

@joopajo25562005 I hope Husk knows how to outrun a pissed off kaiju and a pissed off archangel