Saucy Kensington
@Book_Krazy
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Be careful out there today. There's people everywhere. https://t.co/ADSYgd3U3m
Texas, USA
Joined September 2013
RT @Playing_Dad: Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous.
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Ever have a dream so real that you thought you missed your final exam, but you wake up to the smell of coffee and the sound of your children arguing and you wish you were late for your final exam.
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RT @Book_Krazy: Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought "a" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead!…
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RT @Book_Krazy: Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] TH…
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RT @Book_Krazy: Me: *Realizes I'm still young & healthy & has every opportunity to live life to the fullest* Also me: *Stares blankly at n…
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RT @Book_Krazy: Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G.
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RT @Book_Krazy: "Last call for flight 254" [Runs to gate] "You barely made it" [out of breath] This isnt my flight. I just wanted to tel…
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RT @Book_Krazy: *fixes hair* *checks breath* *adjusts boobs* "Ok, be cool. Dont let him know you're a woodpecker" *goes to door* KnockKnock…
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@tastefactory I’m so sorry. I miss NY. I would take my daughter every year in December for her to see how beautiful it is. Downtown Austin sucks too rn😕
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RT @Book_Krazy: I'm going to build a wall around my emotions and all of you will pay for it.
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RT @Book_Krazy: Ways to tell if you're a parent 1. Turn off bathroom light 2. Turn off pantry light 3. Turn off bedroom light 4. Repeat ev…
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RT @Book_Krazy: Mommy, should I be afraid of the people in scary costumes? No baby, there's regular people who r way scarier than them eve…
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@RealJamesWoods Don’t be silly. They wouldn’t be able to interfere in the election. They have to fill that gap!!!
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