Radio presenter. Breakfast on Forth 1. Saturday on Hits Radio Scotland. Sunday 7-10pm on Greatest Hits Radio. DJ. Dad. Radio Academy Gold winner 2020 & 2024
Woman goes to New York. Goes to an exhibition about The Beatles. Poses for a photo on the way home. Doesn't notice the bloke walking the other way.
2 days later looking through the photos the penny drops.
Dear the person who’s just set off 2 lots of 50-60 fireworks near my house at quarter to 11 at night, waking the whole house and terrifying my dogs…
You’re an arsehole.
From tomorrow I’ll be doing the show from home.
I’m fine, and not self-isolating but on advice from our bosses I’ve to work from home.
I take drugs for Crohn’s that suppress my immune system so we thought it sensible.
Remember, all of this is temporary. Stay safe. Be kind.
This cracker of Edinburgh Castle last night was taken by
You can PM on FB to buy the print as his website is struggling with the well deserved traffic he’s getting.
He’s asked people not to post without credit to him.
Take a bow Adam Bulley 👏🏼👏🏼
The reason we couldn’t get our £12,000 winner on the phone this morning was because she is a nurse who’d just finished her night shift at the Sick Kids in Edinburgh!! She was in her bed. Very well done Cassi 👏🤛🍾❤️
Thank you to all the incredible staff at the Western in Edinburgh for looking after me so well during/after my operation.
Much as I love you it’s time for me to go home.
I will always have the greatest admiration for everything you do. Thank you ❤️
Funny thing. Got up at 3.30am. Got the family inc. our 2 year old into the taxi. Just about at
@EDI_Airport
when I look at my boarding pass...
Flight is at 1.30pm this afternoon.
We’re 8 hours early.
You can only imagine how popular I am right now... 🤨
#BackHome
#FML
So that’s the ‘procedure’ done and I’m on my way home to recover.
In all seriousness, the NHS staff were incredible - as they always are - and made me very comfortable and relaxed which isn’t easy when you’re lying there with your swingers out.
#MonTheNurses
❤️
✂️🥜
Long way to go before I’m ready to take on the Edinburgh marathon but today was a milestone.
First 10k in 15 years. 1:03:54 so not quite under an hour but not far off it.
One beer to celebrate. 🍺
Tonight it was the radio awards in London and we got bronze 🥉 for the breakfast show.
Thanks to everyone who listens, calls in and gets involved in the show. These awards are always down to you.
Massive congrats to
@gregjames
on the gold and
@FleurEast
for the silver.
#ukarias
Scotland have never lost a penalty shoot-out.
Scotland have never missed a penalty in a penalty shoot-out.
We’re going. We’re actually going to the euros!!!
To the driver who honked angrily at me and my (blind) dog at Orchard Park earlier because we held you up by 2.4 nano-seconds… the dog is now petrified so thanks.
I hope you and your tiny microscopic penis have a pleasant evening.
Dad: "Darling, Mummy and Daddy need to pack the suitcases before we fly home... entertain yourself for 10 minutes ok?"
4-year-old kid: "Ok Daddy"
2 mins later....
Don’t normally shout about our listening figures (because they’ll always bite your bum next time...)
But our share of listening at breakfast time is now 24.5%. Almost a quarter. 😯 📈
That’s our highest ever share.
Thank you so much for listening and keeping us employed. 😘🍾
Deleted the post about the bins because it's just turning nasty in the comments.
You're welcome to have a slanging match if you want... just not on my page. 👋
@piersmorgan
You’ll be alright, up there in the east-wing of your mansion.
Meanwhile hard working folk will be much, much worse off.
You’re a bell-end.
NSFW: A man has been kicked out of his online bakery class for putting this ⬇️on top of his cake.
In his defense - the class were told to "decorate the cake with something that makes you happy"
He looks very skilled at cake-making. You might even say he's a master baker.
A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.
RIP Meatloaf.
Here
@OnAirDingo
and I had just interviewed him in his hotel room in Glasgow.
We asked him for a picture and he got out a pen and paper and started to DRAW us something… ✍️
Congratulations to my pal
@boogstweets
who has today racked up 20 YEARS on the
@forthone
breakfast show! To celebrate, we're taking 500 listeners on a boat to Amsterdam for a party... 👏🏻🥂⛴️
#boogieontheboat
We said goodbye to an unsung hero of Radio Forth today.
Bob Cairns worked at Forth for 30+ years doing everything that needed done. Roadie, jannie, handyman and even Security on Boogie Boat.
As we left Mortonhall we all got a shot of his favourite JD.
RIP Bob. Here’s to us. 🥃
So I may have missed the
@F1
race
@SilverstoneUK
this year because of self-isolation… but I’m going to drive the track! TWICE!
Thanks to my family and friends who (both) got me these driving experiences for my big birthday 🥳 🏎 🏁
Don't suppose it'll be of much interest - but yesterday I signed a new contract extension with
@forthone
So sorry but you're stuck with me for a wee bit longer. Or you could do this ⬇️
Morning Folks....cold day and wet morning...which could include some
#penisnow
if you are lucky..... Temps around zero but feeling colder with the wind chill.