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@BoltsJolts
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4 years
Ya hate to see it. #RIPMarchand
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3 years
That’ll buff out.
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3 years
I have been informed the Stanley Cup has been in a little accident. 😬🤣
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@BoltsJolts
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3 years
Your goalie could never.
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4 years
How it started: How it’s going:
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3 years
How the hell am I just now seeing this. 🤣🤣
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2 years
Two of the greatest players to ever play the game. Will eventually both be hanging in the rafters together and both be in the hall of fame together. We aren’t done boys.
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3 years
The Tampa Bay Lightning are one win away from BACK TO BACK STANLEY CUPS.
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3 years
The TB Lightning are four wins away from the most glorious thing in the world. Party Kuch.
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3 years
Tampa Bay won the Cup in 2004 on a Monday. Tampa Bay won the Cup in 2020 on a Monday. Today….is Monday.
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2 years
This angle makes it even more amazing.
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2 years
Congratulations to NYR Igor Shesterkin for winning the 2022 Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy. Igor demonstrated great perseverance and dedication to hockey in his return to play after being shot in the second period of todays game.
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2 years
The league should be absolutely embarrassed by their officiating in this series. Both referees and linesman were absolutely horrendous the entire series. It went both ways a lot for sure. But it directly cost TB two games in this series and that’s inexcusable from the “best”.
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“The flat cap has hurt no team more than the Toronto Maple Leafs” Meanwhile in TB….
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3 years
Protect this man at all costs.
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@BoltsJolts
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3 years
I will fuck you up.
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@BoltsJolts
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2 years
That play that COL was called for too many men was the EXACT same play they blatantly got away with in Game 4 OT. MacKinnon leaves the bench and heads down ice to receive a pass before his guy is even close to the bench. EXACT SAME THING.
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2 years
And finally, thank you Tampa Bay Lightning. The last decade has filled me with memories I’ll never forget and the last three years have been magical. Hardest road to winning a cup in NHL history this year and nearly pulled it off. No one should be questioning this team. Period.
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3 years
How it started How it’s going
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4 months
THAT is your MVP. 100 assists. First winger in NHL history to do so. I do not give two shits about your random cherry picked bullshit stats about anyone else. Kucherov is the MVP of this season.
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3 years
“Bye Bye”
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3 years
I have been informed the Stanley Cup has been in a little accident. 😬🤣
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5 years
Sergachev beatdown.
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4 months
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK IF ITS A BAD CONTRACT OR TOO LONG. I DEMAND STAMKOS HAS A CONTRACT TO SIGN AT HIS LOCKER AFTER THIS GAME.
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4 years
This is a fucking spectacular picture.
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2 years
This is inexcusable. This play is as much as an intent to injure as anything. Blatant. Should be a suspension. Argue with a wall.
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3 years
No idea who created this, but well done!
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3 years
Guys. This might be the best thing I’ve ever done.
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4 years
Lost in all of this is the fact that the Tampa Bay Lightning gave Rick Peckham a Stanley Cup Championship as a retirement gift.
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Bolts Jolts
4 years
The Tampa Bay Lightning will be playing tomorrow night for the ability to lift the Stanley Cup. I ain’t sleeping folks.
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2 years
This is just spectacular stuff from Nick Paul. Think he’s enjoying his new team?
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1 year
TB should be up 3-1 in this series and they somehow managed to choke away a one goal lead with a minute left and a 3 goal lead with 8 minutes left. You get what you deserve. Just inexcusable stuff.
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3 years
2020 AND 2021 Stanley Cup Champion Tampa Bay Lightning Back to Back Baby #GoBolts
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1 year
Another video has surfaced of Dubas. Clearly saying fuck off and fuck you multiple times here. Also this puts to rest when this happened. You can see the TV in the background.
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2 years
Honestly if you’re trying to throw shade at the Lightning for losing in 6 games in the SCF after winning the prior 2 Cups, it just makes you look insanely stupid. This team is the best salary cap era team in history, period. And arguably one of the best teams in all history.
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Also LMFAO. This is textbook goalie interference by the exact wording in the rulebook. Panthers get yet another goalie interference call in their favor. Amazing.
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Sam Bennett’s tying goal was reviewed and deemed no goaltender interference on the play. Thoughts on the call? (🎥: @BR_OpenIce )
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2 years
Today is a great day for the Lightning to win two games in a row.
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3 years
We must protect @sergachev31 at all costs. Good lord I love this man. 🤣 (H/T: @nhljetcia for the pic)
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4 years
Good luck to any defense when they see this
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2 years
Kucherov giggling like a school girl.
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3 years
And just like that….
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5 years
Cirelli should win the Selke for this play by itself.
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3 years
“Time to go for three”
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3 years
“Chickenshit”
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3 years
Pat Maroon chirping Josh Anderson: “You have the same amount of points as me buddy, that’s embarrassing, you have the same amount points. Haha!”
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2 years
Vasilevskiy was Vasilevskiy FINALLY in that OT. Made multiple 10 bell saves. Now TB has a chance to eliminate TOR. Time to keep the other steak that won’t be mentioned going.
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The NYR losing Strome and now possibly Chytil is a big deal for them. But excuse me if I don’t shed a tear while TB has been missing a guy worlds better than both of them combined for the last 8 games.
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2 years
This team man. Stamkos was absolutely everywhere tonight. Hurt himself multiple times and came back out for more. Just a warrior. That’s what a captain does, and the entire team fed off of it.
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3 years
Bruh
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2 years
Stamkos takes MacKinnons lunch money and puts him in a locker anyways.
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Sergachev telling the Edmonton fans how many more Cups he has than McDavid.
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3 years
This man is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And he’s all out of gum.
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2 years
Nice cheap slash on Kucherov at the buzzer there and Kucherov ain’t taking that shit. TB players come in and do a little clean up on aisle 7 with some Rangers.
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2 years
Kucherov gets a revenge handshake with Panarin.
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3 years
I saw this on FB this morning. This was after a tough loss. This man had zero reason to stop or do anything and no one would have batted an eye. He even went out of his way to get a sharpie from his bag. What an amazing personal moment. Love to see it.
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3 years
The TB team we saw tonight? No team in the league can beat 4 times. Hard stop.
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3 years
I’d like to personally congratulate the Islanders fans for being the loudest arena…. that will never see another fucking hockey game again.
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2 years
HOLY FUCK
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3 years
👀🔥
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3 years
File this under: Things you love to see.
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Huge shoutout to Canes fans on here. Very impressed with the large majority of them being able to discuss things like normal human beings and being able to take jokes back and forth. A complete 180 from the dumpster fire of Panthers fans from round 1.
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3 years
One last thing. This broadcast has been DISGUSTING. Literal praise for the Isles dirty play. Including the comment “oh yeah Mayfield is definitely getting his money’s worth” in reference to taking out Kucherov and Stamkos.
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2 years
We have Traveling Killorns!
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#RaysUp
2 years
Shoutout to these fans at the #TBLvsFLA game, sporting some Rays jerseys #TeamTampaBay 🌴
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4 years
They fucking did it.
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2 years
Hockey is just a game. Kadris foundation helps real people with real problems. Lets turn our snark into some fun positivity. Join me in donating to the @KadriFoundation . Let’s show the Avs fans how we do it in Tampa Bay. Let’s all donate $6 for how many men were on the ice. 😉
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Waiting on some numbers but in 2 hours @EHClothing said we are around 1000 orders which I don't know a total t shirt count but that alone is more than $7,500 for the @KadriFoundation - Avs faithful you are truly some of the best
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TB never faced elimination in these playoffs. That’s impressive as hell.
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@tfrancis1969 I agree, should have been all 5. Maximum effort.
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2 years
This will be the third season in a row the New York Islanders have had their season come to an end after a game against the Tampa Bay Lightning.
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2 years
Corey Perry absorbing and pushing back on a Weegar hit and then standing there laughing at him is a hell of a mood.
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No stick, no problem. Hedman bench presses Geekie off the puck.
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3 years
This is it. This is the pic response to every single idiot in the comment sections. Thanks @wyshynski
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2 years
TB in Game 1 of the SCF: 2004: L 2015: L 2020: L 2021: W 2022: L Long way to go folks.
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3 years
2 Belts 1 Cup 😏
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3 years
THEY DESERVED TO ENJOY THIS FULLY WITH THEIR FANS.
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2 years
Stanley Cup Win Counter Primed Edition #GoBolts #3elieve #StrikeThrice
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4 years
Here’s a better quality zoom of the Benn kick on Kucherov. One of, at the very least, 5 dirty cheap shots Benn made last night.
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4 years
Yo I’m fucking tired of Bogosian. Another goal that’s his fault.
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2 years
Vasilevskiy does it again. ANOTHER shut out in a series clinching game. Amazing.
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He’s absolutely beaten and he goes full on flying elbow with the elbow completely extended and catches almost entirely the head. Zero excuse for this to be only a minor. Just absolutely inept league.
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Slo-mo of Jacob Trouba's elbow on Evan Rodrigues 😬
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2 years
Massive win for TB to open this series. Stole home ice advantage already. Without Point. Vasy looked really good. Lots of positives.
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3 years
FUCK. YES.
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1 year
THIS is the Vasy we have been waiting for. He was spectacular tonight. If he’s warming up, we got a shot to do something special.
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Bolts Jolts
2 years
By the way, Nikita Kucherov is the best playoffs player in the entire NHL since he came into the league. Full stop. Argue with a wall.
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3 years
Be careful what you wish for.
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3 years
Hey congrats Montreal! You get the Cup for a few days after all!
@JoeSmithNHL
Joe Smith
3 years
The ⁦ @StanleyCup ⁩ did sustain some damage during today’s festivities. It’ll be sent to Montreal for repairs and be back to resume Cup celebration with ⁦ @TBLightning ⁩ next weekend
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Welp, @ThunderBugTBL woke up and chose violence today.
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Garbage fans in NY now chanting “Fuck you Stamkos” again. Trash city. Trash building. Trash team. Trash fans(mostly). They all deserve each other.
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Your Art Ross trophy winner. #GoBolts
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9 months
I’ve never seen an NHL player grab their arm and verbally say “Ow”. Let alone after a weak run of the mill crosscheck like this. Hilarious.
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Absolutely fucking classless Leafs fans chanting MVP after Matthews lays a cheap shot from behind on Sergachev and injured him. Unbelievable. That’s a fucking boarding call all day and Matthews launched into it. Garbage hit and garbage fans.
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3 years
These fans deserve this man. Didn’t get to enjoy any of it last year. Enjoy every second.
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4 years
Fans of other teams speaking condescendingly about how Tampa Bay players and fans are celebrating. Like ANY of us, and I can’t stress this enough, give a flying fuck what you have to say. Every single other team and city would be celebrating the same way.
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Today is a good day to #CloseTheColiseum Get it trending.
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2 years
This right here is something else.
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3 years
Love everyone so bitter about TB. Crowing about how they will lose some good players after this. Well yeah, when every single player on the roster is a good player, you’re gonna lose some good players in a cap world. We will miss whoever leaves but we can cry into our 2 Cups.
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The fact TB has done this in these last two rounds without Point is amazing. Take away one of the top 3 forwards from any other team and let me know how they would do.
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2 months
Darnell Nurse is the WORST contract in the NHL and it’s not even close. He’s barely a bottom pairing dman.
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3 years
The game winning goal was a shorthanded goal while TB was killing a penalty for a….. cross check. The hockey gods have a sick sense of humor but I’m fucking here for it.
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