Bob Mayer
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Grandfather. Father. Husband. NYT bestselling author. Former Special Forces. Science & empathy over ignorance & hate. 1 day at a time. Bronx born. No cultists.
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A former Green Beret and a former school teacher collaborate to write
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bestselling
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Agnes and the Hitman and now the Liz Danger series.
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Sad news today. Cool Gus passed peacefully yesterday morning. We all miss him terribly.
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Someone just interrupted my writing by jumping up on my lap. Perhaps time to head to the park for a walk?
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A complete story in a few seconds.
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Every morning I send these two out into the world to do great things. And five minutes later, they want back in.
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#OnThisDay
in 1947, Stephen King was born. The world twitched on its axis a bit and dark things awoke and slouched toward Maine.
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#literatura
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A librarian on horseback armed with the most powerful weapon known to humanity: a book.
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I send them out every morning with words of wisdom and tell them great things await. Five minutes they’re always back.
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It’s now official. She is Scout. And the other dog, he’s still Cool Gus.
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Cool Gus: “I am descended from wolves, vicious predators. My fangs are sharp, my claws are long, and could you move my food bowl a little closer?"
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People have asked for a birthday picture of Scout. Here is the beast in all her glory at 1 year old.
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Scout is one year old today. She’s too big now to take a picture of. Here she is when she was cute at 14 weeks.
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Today in 1944, 15 year old Anne Frank was captured because of a tip from an informer. She would die in Bergen-Belsen two months before the camp was liberated.
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Some times I wish Cool Gus could speak so he could let me know what he wants. He’s very hard to interpret.
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Sooner or later food will fall from this table. Cool Gus is very patient.
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The Yellow Lab Lurks, waiting to spring into action at the first sight of a treat.
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Surrounded by vicious guard dogs makes me feel very secure as I write
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Came home and looked through the window to see our ferocious guard dog on duty.
@CoolGusPub
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Becca has a new job. She’s the Labrarian. She’s going to start finding good book deals.
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Now that Grandpa Cool Gus is mentoring Scout, a remembrance of Hannah who raised Gus.
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These guys are lying in the door to my office staring at me. I fed them. Took them for a walk. Now they’re planning something. Something nefarious.
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Cool Gus is 9 years old today. He’s partied out with his little friend.
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This is like one of those horror movies where something is at the door and you know you shouldn’t open it.
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I often wish Cool Gus could just tell me what he wants. He’s so cryptic.
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I fear we’ve unleashed the kraken. Or at least Scout. I think these are six weeks apart.
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This is Cool Gus. He’s my Jeep’s alarm system. Unless you have a treat. Then he’s your co-pilot.
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There’s old dog curled up, deep sleep, leave me alone, and puppy, sprawled out, I own the world sleep. Cool Gus and Scout.
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In honor of Sunday, Cool Gus and Scout have called a truce for the next six minutes.
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My wife is feeling very secure while she works at the table in the kitchen, flanked by ferocious and alert guard dogs. Scout and Cool Gus.
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Got a dog lying on my foot, a fire going in my office, and killing aliens with my prose. All is good with the world.
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Scout "What are doing?" Cool Gus: "Guarding" Scout: "Guarding what?" Cool Gus "I don't remember.”
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The level of tension in my office today is through the roof. I can barely concentrate with all the snoring.
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Feeling very safe in my office which is guarded by these two fierce beasts, descendants of wolves!
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Scout is master of all she surveys. She also likes eating snow.
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That Monday morning after wake up nap is critical to success during the week.
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Cool Gus is a guard dog mainly in terms of being an obstacle one must step over.
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Cool Gus guards the stairs. “You may not pass! Unless you have a treat. Or step around me. Or I’m asleep. Other than that. You may not pass!"
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Cool Gus says get your next dog from a shelter. Even if it’s a gnarly beast like Scout who tends to nip at his hind legs and steal his bones and try to take his seat in Jeep.
#adoptionday
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Cool Gus doesn’t believe me that we’re home and holiday traveling is over. Going to take some treats to get him out of the Jeep.
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A common affliction when one lives in the land of Canis Lupus Familiaris, subspecies Yellow Lab, specifically the beast Cool Gus, is “one-slipperitis”. I must venture into the lair of the beast.
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Someone trying to be cute. After she chewed up one of my shoes.
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The view behind my chair as I work today. You’ll have to get through them to get to me! Cool Gus and Scout.
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We have a first— both Scout and Cool Gus in my office, in their separate beds, no barking. It lasted as long as it took to take the pics.
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Cool Gus is settling in for his post-wake-up nap. one of the seven most important naps of the day. He highly recommends it to everyone.
@CoolGusPub
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Becca the Labrarian and Cool Gus face every day with fortitude and consistency.
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Scout thinks this is the perfect place to sit. Cool Gus isn’t so sure.
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Scout says its time for everyone to roll on their back, stick a paw in the air and get some snoozes.
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The dangerous yellow lab lurks in search of prey. Sassy Becca's camouflage makes her almost invisible.
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Caught these two varmints trying to get into my Jeep today. One said his name was Cool Gus and the other was Sassy Becca. Gus did point out the license plate said it was HIS jeep.
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Sometimes I worry about the aliens abducting me again, but then I look at my guard dogs and feel pretty confident they’ll stay away.
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Cool Gus is cone free and feeling better. He took his friend Monkey in the jeep today to go for our walk down at the river.
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You never know who is behind the counter. So always be nice. Bonnie Parker. 1929.
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I got down on my belly and had a staring contest with Cool Gus. He wasn’t impressed.
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Cool Gus says it’s time to curl up and get some Zs. Good night and good dreams!
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