Bob Marsdale
@BobMarsdale
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Stand-Up Comedian , Voice-Over Talent, and Disc Jockey from Philadelphia.
Joined January 2012
National security adviser Michael Flynn has resigned. Only time in history an Irishman was the first to leave the party #FlynnResignation
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Lev Parnas on MSNBC. Watch this documentary and then tell me how you could possibly vote for Donald Trump. This is just one snippet. You see Trump & Rudy lying over and over again about knowing this man. It’s unbelievable.#TrumpIsInsane .@maddow @MSNBC.
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“Trump’s Arlington”. Watch this video as he lies like a 5 year old who is caught red handed. What a pathetic excuse for a man. Glad the US Army came to the woman’s defense who was pushed aside & disparaged as being mentally ill.#TrumpDishonorsUS .
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Somewhere. Richard Nixon is thanking Donald Trump for getting him off the hook as the worst President of all time. #TrumpRally
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@realDonaldTrump You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time defending yourself and attempting to re-shape the truth. Don’t you understand people see that?
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Meanwhile your local weather reporter is enjoying the spotlight today. #BombCyclone #SnowQuake .#blizzard2018 #BlizzardWarning
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What did we learn today?. Donald Trump cannot close an umbrella or open a door handle…. #Kamala #HarrisSurge.
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Whatever you want to say about Larry Flynt is ok, but he never hid who he was, & was transparent. Jerry Falwell on the other hand pontificated & judged. Behind closed doors he was the very man he instructed his followers to despise. He deserves this.
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Here’s the truth-.Our “National Emergency” started in 2016 when Donald Trump came down the escalator…
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After reading this letter it is now abundantly clear to me why Donald Trump has repeatedly refused to release his academic records. #TrumpLetter
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Donald Trump-. If you are raising small children and need to define the word “gibberish”.Have them watch this video. #TrumpIsTooStupid .
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"Trump in 2024" ?? . No thanks, that went into the garbage, not recyclable….
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Chris Christie in 2024?. Naah. He should do what he does best, and sit that one out. #ChrisChristie
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David Cassidy has passed away. Me and the rest of the kids from the 1970’s just got a little older right now. #RIPDavidCassidy
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@boricuavecna Pete Davidson took at least 15 of his time before a show to speak with my son. He encouraged him to continue his love of acting and comedy. One my favorite moments as a dad watching that interaction. I love that guy!
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#TrumpIsNotWell. When a man interprets this as .“A day of love”. His cognitive skills have to be called into question.
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@realDonaldTrump For once we agree. A steel slat barrier is something I believe all of us can live with.
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Joe Scarborough- Discussing Trump Rally attendees . “WHO RAISED THESE PEOPLE?”. Trump’s rhetoric has made violence, lack of character, and truthfulness acceptable to his followers in some bizarre way. I’ll never understand it.
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Italian President Sergio Mattarella’s translator listening to Donald Trump is all of us. #ImpeachmentTaskForce #ImpeachTrump
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JD Vance attacks Jennifer Aniston as "disgusting" after she reacted to his "childless cat ladies" gaffe. Not only it’s JD Vance out of touch, but it’s becoming clear he’s creepy and strange as well. #JDVanceIsCreepy #JDVance .
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Casey Anthony: "I sleep pretty good at night" No Parent who loses a child could ever really sleep well. Thx for clearing up anyone's doubt.
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#DearPresidentTrump . 30 years ago Ronald Reagan helped to tear down the Berlin Wall. That’s what leaders do, they bring people together, not divide them. Take note
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Doodie Giuliani gets buried in the courtroom. He should stick with the things he does well, like gassing up the mowers at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. #RudyGiuliani . #DoodieGiuliani
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He renames his plane .Trump Force One…. The man has the intellect of a kindergartener.
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Donald Trump to Pelosi:.He finally provides a document that offers proof he needs to be impeached. A rambling incoherent letter illustrating his instability, mentioning the Salem Witch Trials, her abuse of power, and not praying for him. #ImpeachmentEve #Trumpletter
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Don’t bother me with that climate change talk while I’m enjoying myself at the lake. #DeepThoughtsFromMAGA
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Senator Kennedy from Louisiana…. An elected official bullying a Muslim woman on the United States Senate floor-. Suggesting she should:. “Hide her head in a bag”. Outrageous!.Racism on full display, yet he will probably never be censured.
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Malia Obama is 19. Donald Trump Jr. was in his 30’s when he did this. I rest my case. #MaliaObama
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Donald Trump undoubtedly thought he was going to be taking a victory lap by showing up at the World Series after the killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, but the crowd felt otherwise. Chanting “Lock him up!” #Lockhimup .
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Kamala ahead of Trump by 7. Why?. “So God Made a Dictator”. -Used fear & violence in an attempt to overthrow the election. -Intimidated Lt Col Vindman for speaking the truth, then fired his brother. -Mocked the disabled.-Assaults & denigrates women.
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While at the Hootie and the Blowfish concert in Camden NJ, I was carded for buying a drink as a “Precaution” while festival shooter 19 yr old Santino William Legan was murdering W/ a legally purchased 'AK-47-style' rifle. Something is wrong with that.
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@realDonaldTrump So the moral of the story is. You don’t know anything about running a country OR a baseball team.
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Steve Kerr becomes emotional speaking about the Texas shooting. Calls out senators like Mitch McConnell whose only interest is holding onto power and placating to the whims of the NRA .Enough is enough… .#TexasMassacre #RobbElementaryschool .
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Ohio Gov Mike DeWine defending Haitian immigrants in Ohio. Clearly Donald Trump and JD Vance are “Unfit to Serve”. Putting innocent people at risk with a completely fabricated story. They’re here legally contributing to the community!. #JDVanceIsALiar.
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Donald Trump now admits his claim that he spoke to Bush and Obama about the Wall was an error, it was actually his top two trusted advisors.
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President Carter. This is how a man leads-. By example !. God Bless him.
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#AllStarGame2024 #MLBAllStarGame . Could the All Star uniforms be any more hideous??!!. For the love of God…Go back to the teams home and away jerseys.
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@SenTedCruz Photo Op. Here’s the thing, people who really want to help do so when nobody else is looking…. Not to cover their tracks after flying to Cancun. #TedCruzFailedTexas #TedCruz #TedCruzisADisgrace.
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@realDonaldTrump Literally the highest staff turnover rate in the history of the White House, and now offering personnel advice to the manager of Los Angeles Dodgers. .
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I live in a world where Chris Christie has become a voice of reason…
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"The snow plow guy" Enjoying his 15 minutes of fame on the local news. #blizzard2017 #StellaBlizzard #stella #snowmageddon2017
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Tweeting for a friend. #.THE "HOW HARD DID AGING HIT YOU" CHALLENGE :
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I’m not from Texas, but how could anyone support Ted Cruz?. A guy that hid under a desk on January 6th because of a riot he helped to create?. A trip to Cancun when his constituents needed him?. #ColinAllred
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Donald Trump realizing he’s fronting for a garage cover band, competing against the Beatles for stage time…. #TrumpIsDone . #KamalaHarris🤦♂️#KamalaHarris2024 #HarrisWalz2024 #TrumpMeltdown.
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It’s Saturday morning-.Just completed my second sleep filled with nightmares after watching Katie Britt’s creepy speech…. #KatieBritt #StateOfTheUnionAddress #StateofUnion
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The Wright brothers after hearing there were airports in the 1700’s -.100 plus years before they invented the airplane. #TrumpSpeech
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@realDonaldTrump Charles Manson and O.J. said they didn’t do it either, did you believe them too? .By the way, this is a Unicorn.
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Don Henley. Genius…. I’ve been a DJ a long time & have played a lot of records. This is my favorite verse from. “The Boys of Summer”. “Out on the road today.I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.A little voice inside my head said.“Don’t look back, you can never look back”.
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@realDonaldTrump All alone. I pray to God you get paid a visit by “The Ghost Of Christmas Future” tonight.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus announces she has breast cancer then immediately thinks about people other than herself. Love her #BeatCancer
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NBC News reporting that North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un is brain dead. Seems now that our two heads of state actually have something else in common. #KimJongUn
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I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.A little voice inside my head said:.Don't look back, you can never look back #ShareYourFavoriteLyrics.
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Calling himself President T ???. All together now. I pity the fool!
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Samuel L. Jackson to lend his voice to Alexa — . I can’t wait to hear:. “Listen you dumb Mother F#%ker,.I answered that same question last week. !”
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Trump supporters and people like Mike Lindell need to read this…. #TrumpLongshoremensStrike.#JackSmith
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When exactly did Pat Riley morph into John McVie from Fleetwood Mac? .
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#IKnowImGettingOldWhen .The woman from the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercial actually doesn’t look half bad.
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@WhitlockJason This is a great list, although it’s pretty hard to keep Ted Williams off of it.
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @seanhannity #HurricaneDorian is bearing down on the United States, and this is how you prepare?.Television ratings, and tweeting about yourself?. I can’t fathom anyone who would consider voting for you after reading this. .
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What I did immediately after watching Fox News that one time so I could try to understand their “perspective”. #FoxNewsisRacist
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#CrazyUncleTrump. The man was prepared to put a “Superman” shirt on underneath his suit then rip it off to expose it, . So yeah. #25thAmendment
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Look at this. Donald Trump is not well. Honestly, his family needs to do something. Reckless. #25thAmendmentNow #TrumpMeltdown #TrumpPressConference .
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Ringo Starr trending after .Jeff Beck and Lisa Marie Presley passed this week…. Stop it already…
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@realDonaldTrump Good for you. The British will have .a Balloon-Gram waiting when you visit England next week.
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I guess killing a Black Bear makes Carson Wentz feel like a man. F him-.Seriously…
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