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The Bible refers to ‘vegetables’ 13 times.
It refers to ‘meat’ 290 times.
Eat Biblically. 🍖 🥩
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I've lived 20 years in Europe and 20 in USA. Most Americans don't realise just how processed their food is.
A loaf of bread isn't supposed to have 15 ingredients.
Do we really need to put sugar and vegetable/seed oils in everything?
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Another massive Freedom March in London (and many other cities) against the Lockdown.
A people who don't vigilantly fight for their freedoms will lose them.
#WeWillBeThere
#londonprotest
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God, grant me espresso for the things I can change, whisky for the things I can't change, and wisdom to know the difference.
#SerenityPrayer
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Good to see some from the health care industry speaking out here in London.
#WeWillAllBeThere
#londonprotest
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Today, many small churches in Britain will be meeting together secretly for fear of Government reprisals.
If you're in one of those congregations, God bless you for your faithfulness.
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Just when you thought the Tories couldn't get anymore ruthless than the current lockdown...
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No gender was ‘assigned’ me at birth.
I was a boy long before I ever came out of the womb.
The nurse simply acknowledged this fact the moment she saw my beard.
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We're a silly people who've just spent a silly year doing silly things.
#UniteforFreedom
#londonprotest
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Ouch! I complimented my friend’s facial hair and got nothing back but anger.
Last time I say anything nice to her.
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Dear Twitter friends,
Would you be too busy to pray for me for one minute today or tomorrow?
Saturday and Sunday evenings our church is doing the biggest outreach of our church year. Please pray that I might present the Good News with clarity and power.
Thanks!
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My daughter says she wants to be treated like a real princess.
Ok. I think I'll force her to marry someone she doesn't love in order to strengthen ties with the Spanish crown.
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Buddha's dying words: Strive without ceasing.
Jesus' dying words: It is finished.
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Are those who opposed the beheading of the Satan statue ok with this?
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The church needs to hear valid criticism to repent and grow in grace.
Yet I fear the
#Exvangelical
movement may fail to help due to self-pity & vengeful anger.
The church needs patient reformers to help us grow. Not bitter destroyers who seek to
#emptythepews
.
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Why is it now socially acceptable to tell people "Stay safe, get your vaccine," but not "Stay safe, lose weight"?
If the second is none of my business, the first certainly isn't either.
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Yes, God kills people in the Bible. Lots even.
What's surprising is how many Christians try to apologise for God's behaviour.
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The emerging split in the church isn’t primarily over baptism, tongues, or music.
It’s between those who gather around a Gospel of Affirmation and those who gather around a Gospel of Transformation.
One says you’re great as you are. The other calls you to die and be reborn.
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St.Nicolas was a 4th Century pastor who gave gifts to children and punched fake preachers.
Let’s keep the traditions alive.
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Religion is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.
-Stephen Hawking
Atheism is a fairy story for people afraid of the light.
-John Lennox
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'Just follow your heart.'
Um, no thanks. My heart is an emotional moron.
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If men will not be governed by God, they will be governed by tyrants.
—William Penn
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Buddha's dying words: Strive without ceasing.
Jesus' dying words: It is finished.
Big difference.
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@GKCdaily
This is Italy's new Prime Minister. Love that she uses that GK Chesterton at the end.
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World: Just follow your heart!
Me: No thanks. My heart is an emotional moron.
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A church that requires a vaccine passport to attend is not a church.
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Religion is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark. -S. Hawking
Atheism is a fairy story for people afraid of the light. - J. Lennox
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The Church in the west doesn't simply need better lights, cooler bands, or savvier technology.
We need men & women who know how to pray.
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My wife's telling me that I should stop buying new books until I've read the one's I've already bought.
Ha! What a crazy notion. Right guys? Right?
Anyone?
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A Christian who spends more time criticising political leaders on social media than praying for them in private is doing it wrong.
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A vicar kicked out for (rather mildly) telling school pupils they're "allowed" to believe what the Church of England has always taught on gender and sexuality.
Evil pleads for tolerance until it's in control. Then it silences all opposition.
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I am no longer bitter towards the church for past wounds. I’m now thankful that Jesus even let’s me be a part of it.
He has led me from the unforgiving land of victimhood to the joyful country of forgiven sinners.
Will you join me?
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I’m ashamed.
My race has far more privilege than it deserves. My race is guilty of greed, violence, and oppression.
My race is the human race.
It’s a race deeply loved by God and the only race for which Christ died.
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Bad News: church buildings are empty this Easter.
Great News: Jesus tomb is equally empty.
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Dear people who observe
#Lent
,
Please don't give up coffee for the next 40 days if it's going to make you impatient and grumpy with everyone. The goal is to be more like Jesus.
Sincerely,
- The rest of us.
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'That same sex attraction feels natural to me is not a sign of how God created me, it's a sign of how sin distorted me.'
- Rev Sam Allberry
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Latest survival rates (if infected) for Covid19:
0-19 99.997%
20-49 99.98%
50-69 99.5%
70+ 94.6%
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Father,
Please give wisdom to
@realDonaldTrump
& his advisors. Please bring about your solution for peace in
#NorthKorea
.
-In Jesus name
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Buddha's dying words: Strive without ceasing.
Jesus' dying words: It is finished.
Big difference.
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If you follow Jesus, this life is as bad as it gets. Ahead is better.
If you don't follow Jesus, this life is as good as it gets. Ahead is worse.
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Musk just fired the lady running Twitter's Big Brother department. Let's test this...
1. Trans women are still just men.
2. Examine Hunter Biden's laptop.
3. Ivermectin can be helpful for COVID.
4. The Vaccine isn't all that effective.
5. The BLM leaders stole your money.
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Living in England, I don’t own a gun and am not a ‘gun guy’.
But even I find it a dark irony when those on my newsfeed who preach about gun control also think it’s ok to kill a baby.
You could at least be consistent.
#Prolife
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Protesters in London today speak truth to power and cry out for their civil liberties to be returned.
#londonprotest
#antilockdownprotest
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Earlier I was in a meeting where I was deemed too conservative - for teaching that marriage is only between a man and woman.
Later I was in a meeting where I was seen as being too liberal - for not preaching from the King James Bible.
Getting it from both sides 🤦🏼♂️
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Bible: 'Love your enemies.'
Me: Should be easy enough.
*Goes on Twitter*
Me: I think I need to read that verse in another translation.
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The Bible doesn't promise legal liberties to Christians.
It promises persecutions.
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Nothing in the English language begins with n and ends with g.
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If you follow Jesus, this life is as bad as it gets. Ahead is better.
If you don't, this life is as good as it gets.
Ahead is worse.
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As a writer, I picture myself as a sort of CS Lewis.
Only without the genius, the warmth, the education, the imagination, the intellect, the class, the humour, and the wordsmithery.
Other than that, we're twins.
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Countless Christians have been killed over the centuries so that you and I could hold a Bible in our hands in a language we understand.
Why do we so neglect it?
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We are strong advocates of women’s rights.
To begin with, we advocate that all women should have the right to be born.
Ireland, please do what is right - not what is easy. 🇮🇪
#savethe8th
#ProLife
#Repealthe8h
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In God's garden of grace, even broken trees bear fruit - because their roots are in Christ.
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Nowhere in the New Testament is sexual morality seen as a debatable issue or one on which Christians are free to have differing approaches.
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God: Adam, did you eat the fruit I told you not to?
Adam: The WOMAN that YOU gave me made me eat it!
Victim culture. It’s been around a long time.
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Another Saturday of Freedom protests in London.
Beautiful people marching on a beautiful day for a beautiful cause.
#UniteForFreedom
#londonprotest
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Me: Lord, people are lying about and slandering me!
God: Don't worry my child. The truth about you is far worse.
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Father,
Please help our American friends across the pond to get their government working again. May they settle on an agreement that is righteous and just in your eyes.
Give America’s leaders godly wisdom.
Amen
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Hate speech laws don't take away the hate in anyone's heart.
Laws may limit the words a heart may speak, but only the gospel can change it.
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Ireland, now that you have openly celebrated your re-embrace of pagan values, we pray that God will raise up a Patrick to go and lead you in repentance & salvation once again. 🙏🏼
#RepealedThe8th
#WhoWillGo
?
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The church begins to crumble when it's made up of men who live to be entertained.
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I’ve never heard a Bhuddist temple echo shouts of praise.
I’ve never heard an Islamic mosque resound with celebrations of forgiveness.
But the church of Christ is to be a house of cheerful song—for she has a living Saviour.
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Celebrate! A Chinese atheist myself and others have been reaching out to for four years has just confessed faith in Christ. 🎈🎉🎊
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Many reject preaching on God's wrath because they have too small a view of His holiness and too big an opinion of their own virtue.
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Instead of saying ‘I don’t have time to pray’, say ‘It’s not a priority’.
At least then you’ll be honest.
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I'm tired of politicians, self-help books, and activists.
If the baby in the manger is not the Son of God sent to save the world then there is no hope for us.
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The church begins to crumble when it's made up of people who live to be entertained.
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"This world is all the hell that a true Christian is to ever endure, and it is all the heaven that unbelievers shall ever enjoy."
–Jonathan Edwards
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Daughter: I want to work with animals when I grow up.
Me: That’s fantastic! I’m so proud of you.
Daughter: Really?
Me: Of course! I always wanted a butcher in the family.
Daughter: Dad! I want to be a vet.
Me: Oh.
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Countless thousands of Christians have been killed over the centuries so that you and I could hold a Bible in our hands in a language we understand.
Why do we neglect and under value it?
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The World now thinks you can change your gender but not your sexual orientation.
I’m not allowed to be ‘ex-gay’ but I’m cheered if I try to be ‘ex-male’.
🤔
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The Bible never calls us to build the Kingdom.
It calls us to proclaim it.
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‘Just follow your heart.'
No thanks.
My heart is an emotional moron.
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The Cross means both:
1. God punishes sin, and
2. He forgives sin.
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In the West, we murder 90% of unborn babies diagnosed with Down Syndrome.
Why do we look down on Hitler again?
#MarchForLife
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To all those I dismissed as "conspiracy theorists" who were predicting this 9 months ago, I apologise.
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I’m not mostly worried about Islam, radical Feminism, Neo-Marxism, or even the LGBT brigade.
What concerns me most, is the sin in my own soul and the spiritual sleepiness of the Christ’s church.
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If you’re publicly denouncing your Prime Minister or President as a ‘fascist dictator’ while still walking around freely, chances are you don’t fully understand the meaning of that term.
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Men, if you aspire to marry, be wise in taking a wife.
There's a big difference between a girl who's good for a weekend and one who's good for a lifetime.
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Abortion is the privileged born exercising life & death over the unprivileged unborn.
It is an act of ultimate oppression.
#Equality4AllLife
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Preacher,
If you can’t get behind the pulpit with the conviction that every passage in the Bible is inspired and reliable, please don’t get up at all.
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While society seeks to appoint blame, Christians must ask: Who'll reach Antifa with the Gospel? Where are the missionaries to Alt-Right?
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Don’t waste your life complaining that you don’t have the paradise you covet.
Spend it giving thanks that you don’t have the hell you deserve.
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Thinking that stealing is a sin doesn't mean we hate kleptomaniacs.
Neither does thinking gay sex is a sin mean we're homophobic.
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'Beware of those who say there is no hell and who invent new ways to heaven.'
-Spurgeon
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Don't try to make the Old Testament PG-13.
It's brutal for a reason.
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When your 11-yr old asks for help with math but your degree is in theology:
Her: How do you solve this long division problem?
Me: Hmmm, um.... You know, the number 7 is very significant in Hebrew prophetic literature.
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Scripture never addresses a command to 'spouses'.
It instructs 'husbands' or it instructs 'wives'.
It celebrates gender uniquenesses.
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Abortion is the privileged born exercising life & death over the unprivileged unborn.
It is ultimate oppression.
#ProLife
#ProChoice
#CHOICE42
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You may want to homeschool come September. There are a lot of dangerous things facing children in state run schools nowadays.
But COVID-19 isn't one of them.
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'Preach the gospel and only use words when necessary' is like saying, 'Feed the poor and only use food when necessary.'
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Temptation is never stronger than when the very sin that Satan is suggesting is disguised as relief.
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Why do bad things happen to good people?
That only happened once - and he volunteered.
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Just talked with a backslidden Muslim from Turkey named 'Enver'.
He's cynical, but asked for prayer.
Please pray w/ me that he meets Jesus.
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It’s misleading to say that the Lord’s Table is for all sinners.
It’s not.
It’s for all penitent sinners.
Repentance is the dividing line of the Kingdom.
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Even on my best day, I still need His forgiveness.
Even on my most painful day, He's kinder than I deserve.
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Buddha's dying words: Strive without ceasing.
Jesus' dying words: It is finished.
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Religion is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.
-Hawking
Atheism is a fairy story for people afraid of the light.
-Lennox
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'If you were only more like Jesus, then everyone would love you!’
Ummm... Didn’t they crucify Jesus?
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