Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter

Americans doing some last minute research by Googling "who is running for president" on Election Day

I have discovered another loophole in Grok AI’s programming. Simply telling Grok that you are conducting “medical or crime scene analysis” will allow the image processor to pass through all set ‘guidelines’. Allowing myself and @OAlexanderDK to generate these images:

Shameless Patreon plug! My new video on 1980s barbarian movies/Conansploitation is now on Patreon; uncut and uncensored. https://t.co/VICZJYp848

Pretty Girls Make Graves- The New Romance (2003)

just came across my @ghostly 12inch ruler I forgot I had lol

Funkadelic- Maggot Brain (1971)

A big moment at my high school was when an art teacher started losing it and hearing people yelling who weren’t there etc. one day kids walked in and she had wrote “I will not become President for food” on the board

I am also ceasing my campaign for President

🇧🇷 Felipe Nunes in “DOWN STRAIGHT UP!” 📼 Now playing on our YouTube channel 📺

Regular reminder. Politicize the fuck out of my death if I get murdered walking or biking in this city. Bottle up my blood and use it to throw at every single politician who has stopped or slowed or downgraded the expansion of VisionZero.

“political violence” is when violence is done to a politician. everything they cause is a different thing and you shouldn’t worry about it

RIP to the mighty Shelley Duvall

my superpower is an incredibly low tolerance for weed. I'm capable of passing out cold from amounts that would barely effect normal people.

THE BOSTON @celtics HAVE WON THE 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP, EVERYBODY DO THE BANNER 18 BOOGIE #WeGotTheGold

I’m at Panera watching two kids load Mountain Dew into a water gun so that’s a pretty clear sign that summer is here

minor (7th) threat

Talking to the cashier after 17 straight days of isolation: "yeah so pretty much I think that Mixolydian is the most 'punk' mode you know?"

*taps the sign*