Fuck the Sunday Scaries! I've got errands and oomfies to do. Retweet if you're ready for me 🍆🍑💦

@thisisagayalt Cock looked fat. You did not 😚

@snark_bot_ There’s so much to appreciate in this photo, just layer after layer of visual interest 😍

@whitecroptop 🥲

@evanmgoodrich 👏👏👏

@anonhungtwink Lucky find either way 😍

@harris_sinn They're gonna LOVE you. Have fun 😚

@xcxstarboy Surprised this doesn't happen to you more 🤭

@mc_c06098423 @Ikisnaakt Do it! You won't! 😈

@DeathbyTizian 📚🙋🏼‍♂️📚

@carbone_nikolas I Accept 😚

@MrT4styy Googles “nude beaches in Puerto Rico” and receives a disappointing result…

@justbalmy The “Young Royals” bias is in full effect, but hey, we’ve all been there with a performer at some point, so as long as it’s not truly awful 🤷‍♂️

@sighzach Pulls up “2025 Travel” spreadsheet 👀

@AnotherChiGuy And Schitt’s Creek in the background 🥰

@thisisagayalt My *swoon* meter just hit an all-time high 📈

@anotherXgay524 Morning ☀️ I suddenly believe in hypnosis 😍

@SamHolister Congratulations on the nomination! Vote locked in! Good luck, handsome! 😚

@shapeyshaperson Happy Birthday to the three of you 🎉😚🎉

@xotwink Don't mind if I do 👀 😍