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New Year, New links, New Adventures:
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I just got a phishing email asking me to dispute a copyright. This is 100% scam and they will delete your YT account.
RT for visibility
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@PrimeVideo
@bethesda
@kilter_films
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Uh, is this image made by AI, there's lots of weird things like the red car having 2 fronts, the cars are on the sidewalk and people walking on the road, and some of the buildings have no doors or windows...?
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If your game runs at 15 fps in 1080p with a 4090, it might be a good idea to delay launch a few weeks until you can optimize your game a little bit.
I love Paradox games, but yikes...
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Just a warning to my fellow YouTube creators. There's another scam going on regarding the YouTube Copyright system. They're sending out similar emails using scam email accounts. Please Retweet for visibility.
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Hey friends, want to know a little secret?
My wife is pregnant with twin boys, they're due 12 days, but can come any time now.
I currently have 15 videos pre-recorded and I'm working as hard as I can to get more videos recorded. Once the twins are born, I plan on taking some
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Not sure how to say this, but my mom passed away unexpectedly yesterday. She aspirated during a routine operation and the doctors were not able to revive her.
These next few days/weeks are a bit uncertain for our family, but I'm excited that she's up in Heaven cheering us on.
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61 developers have emailed me in the last 24 hours asking me to showcase their demo during this month's Steam Next Fest.
61 so far...
If I spent 15 minutes testing each of them, it would take 2 working days to get through them all.
Here's 10 ways to get us to play your game:
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Dear Game Developers and PR Agents,
I love what you do, I love the games that you're building and promoting. So let's talk about how to best contact us Content Creators to get your game featured on our channels. A thread:
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With everything that's going on right now, please make sure you take care of your mental health. I received a suicide note from a friend last night and we managed to get him help before he took things too far.
Please call and get help: 1-800-273-8255
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Now that school has started in every US state. I predict a lot of uniformed YouTubers will see huge drops in YT views and start another trend of "youtube is broken" in about 1-2 months.
It's not YouTube's fault that kids have 8 hours less time per day to watch videos...
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I just got in touch with
@SplattrCatGames
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He's asked me to sound the alarm that someone sent him a fake press kit for an upcoming game that contained malware, which allowed the hacker to get into his system
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Miniblitz requested "Minecraft" pancakes. I made a pickaxe and diamonds for him. How'd I do?
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I've very proud that my 6 year old son doesn't know what Fortnite is.
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Waking up this morning to the Ukrainian invasion makes my heart sick. My family escaped Ukraine during the Russian Revolution as Stalin was purging the local farmers.
My thoughts and prayers go to the civilians caught in this conflict. My family has been there.
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Always fun getting to work in the morning and seeing that someone broke into the office and stole a ton of stuff over the weekend...
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Why do the big YouTubers who think they can do no wrong constantly try to destroy YouTube as a platform?
#LoganPaul
puts up a video of him laughing at a dead body and it hits
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in trending. I create a video showing wacky physics guys dancing to banjos and it gets demonetized.
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So uh, not quite sure how to say this, but I'll do my best...
My dad had a really bad fall yesterday at work. A ladder slipped on ice and he fell about 15 feet. He destroyed his upper arm with a Grade III open fracture, and had an emergency 2 hour surgery to stabilize.
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Ohhhh DANG! We did the thing!
<3
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The population of Blitztopia just passed 3,000,000 people!
Thanks everyone! These last 7 years have been a fantastic journey, I can't thank you enough!
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Quick update about my dad:
He's doing good, and I brought him back to his house yesterday morning. The surgeon screwed in 3 plates into his humorous/elbow and repaired about 3 inches of his "funny bone" nerve.
He's got a long road to a full recovery, but surgeries went well.
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So
@Floating_Megane
worked an absolute masterpiece for today's thumbnail. Here is my "idea" for the thumbnail, and her finished product.
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Remember that one time I said that I bought a trex skull? Well finally after 3 weeks of shipping from mainland China, it's arrived!
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Well this is pretty neat. I never thought when I started creating content nearly 10 years ago that I'd ever have a channel over a million subscribers, but now there's 4 million of us Blitztopians!
I wish I could personally thank each one of you, just know that you are
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Cancer sucks. My mom died from colon cancer about 3 months ago.
Today, doctors found a growth in my uncle (her brother) which is likely colon cancer.
Please, if you're 40+, get checked. I've got an appointment coming up, you should too.
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Here's my new kitten. His name is Snowball. Enjoy the cat tax.
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Today was a successful day, it's the first time I've ever caught 2 fish at one time.
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I played Minecraft with my 6 year old son last night for the first time. He's never played it before.
Not gunna lie, it was a pretty incredible experience for both of us. He also said that I'm the best Minecraft player ever.
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So, I just got a notification that today is my YT channel's "birthday". Evidently I uploaded my first video 10 years ago!
I honestly would never have believed that the channel would be where it is today. I've met a ton of awesome people, traveled to amazing events, worked
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I have officially resigned as an engineer and am now a full time YouTuber.
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Please don't download someone else's YouTube video and reuploading them as your own. It's not ok. It's never ok.
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I'm pleased to announce that the Blitztopian Empire has achieved a new milestone. We now have over 2 million citizens. Next stop - global domination!
<3
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To use up your daily allotted Twitter posts, please provide pictures of your pets. I'll go first.
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Can we normalize not "donating" money through subs and bits to millionaires?
If you want to support creators, find small and medium sized channels to help out. They'll actually care about your gifts.
Ninja accidentally leaked his Twitch dashboard on stream with earnings of $142,177 over the last 30 days
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Someone stole my credit card and spent $1981 at a truck stop over the weekend.
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Reading Twitter threads from large YouTubers complaining that YouTube is dying is one of my favorite hobbies.
The amount of disinformation and confirmation bias is amazing.
Instead of blaming YouTube for the decline in views on your channel, take a moment to evaluate your
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Things are coming along quite nicely for my new background shelving.
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It doesn't matter if you love or hate Fortnite. Any game that has has the capacity to host 12.3 million concurrent players is a amazing. Well done.
I've also never heard of Travis Scott before, but it looks like frequently forgets to wear a shirt.
Over 12.3 million concurrent players participated live in Travis Scott's Astronomical, an all-time record!
Catch an encore performance before the tour ends:
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So if I miss an upload or sound a bit different in the recordings over the next few weeks, I've just got a lot of stuff weighing on my mind.
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Hey
@YouTube
and
@TeamYouTube
When will you guys update your spam protection to block these porn accounts commenting on videos. I've had 15 comments in the last 60 minutes that I've had to remove. You want us to be advertiser friendly, but your own comment system leads to porn.
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So YouTube is dead, anyone looking to hire a former youtuber?
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I'm so happy that casual indie games are back in the spotlight. Among Us and Fall Guys are so much more fun than Generic Battle Royale 7.
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My wife bought me this lego set when we were still dating back in 2006. It's one of my favorites, and I was finally able to put it together again!
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So, I've been working on some things behind the scenes to change up the channel a bit now that we've hit 3 million subscribers. Here's a bit of a teaser for things to come - a custom bookshelf/backdrop!
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Two summers ago, I had the opportunity to go salmon fishing off the coast of Canada with my friend
@Draegast
. I caught a fish of a lifetime, a 36lb King Salmon.
Today, I finally received the replica mount of the fish, and it's absolutely beautiful.
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My new office is coming together wonderfully, I just got the lighting installed today!
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Dear game developers,
Please add a photo mode to your game, give us controls to change the lighting, focus, and anything else you can think of.
Sincerely,
Every gaming YouTuber trying to make a thumbnail
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If you're a developer asking for me to play a game that you made, please make sure that you don't have a outstanding invoice from the sponsored video that I did for your game 3 years ago.
No, I didn't forget, and no, I'm not playing your game again.
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Hot Dang! We just passed a new milestone! Blitztopia is now 1.5 MILLION members strong.
<3
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I built a new PC with 64gb ram so I can have 4 tabs open in google chrome.
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Super cool to see my laptop swelling up and open it to find a ballooning lithium ion battery...
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Anyone know where I can buy a real tank? I need one for reasons.
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Oops, accidently hit 3.6 million subscribers this week.
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All in all, we're in this together. We want your games to succeed! Please just let's be professional and understand eachother.
And, we're up to 64 emails now in the time it took me to write this.
Also, here's a picture of my cat. He's a goofy fuzzball.
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Ok, I'll be honest. This turned out WAY better than I imagined.
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Well, vacation is over. This is the longest time I've been away from YouTube work in nearly 8 years. My wife and I went on a road trip, traveled through 4 states, drove over 2000 miles, visited some amazing places, and killed millions of insects (and one bird).
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This hits so close to home. Rest In Peace Technoblade.
Through the hardest challenges, Technoblade was able to share his light and energy with so many around the world. We're deeply saddened by the news of his passing and our thoughts go out to his family, friends, and the
@Technothepig
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I just accidently erased my Hydroneer save file with over 70 hours of work on it.
How's your day going?
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If there was one piece of advice that I have for anyone looking to get into the gaming world as a content creator, that advice would be to diversify your content. Don't sell out to one game. Variety gaming will always have a market. An individual game will eventually end.
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Lol, more twitch drama. Can't these professional streamers grow up? This isn't middle school anymore.
Stop harassing other creators. Be professional. Treat your fellow streamers with respect.
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She loved playing board games with her grand kids and baking treats for us. She wasn't a video gamer but she was so proud that I could share my love for video games with you all.
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Ugh, another week, another YouTuber gets outed for grooming his fans and sharing pics.
That's not ok, that's never ok. Not only does it ruin your career, but the manipulation causes so much long lasting psychological damage.
Be better than that. Respect and honor your fans.
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I don't usually post personal stuff like this, but here it goes. I've let a sedentary lifestyle creep up and I've gained about 25 lbs. I decided to change, one step at a time.
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They cleaned up the break the best they could, but he'll require another surgery at the end of the week to stabilize the fracture.
And due to covid restrictions, none of us are able to go visit him in the hospital, so that's been hard on us as well.
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Sea of Thieves is a game that I really love the concept of, I love the setting, and the lore is amazing...
...but I entirely hate playing the game.
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But hear me out here. Would sharks still be scary if they had human teeth?
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Today is a great day for my YouTube channel. We've hit the major milestone of 1 BILLION total views. Thanks to everyone who's watched a video, subscribed, or supported the channel, in any other way! You guys are awesome!
Next stop, 3 million subscribers!
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