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@BlisterPearl
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Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Fighting my own misanthropic nihilism.
WA 06, USA
Joined February 2017
MAGA is furious because they're being judged by the content of their character, and not by the color of their skin.
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JD said, "You’re acting like Donald Trump filmed a TV commercial at a gravesite" right after they filmed a commercial at a gravesite.
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Tuna shaming is one of the worst kinds of shaming.
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"Remember when there used to be all of these articles about people in Europe living longer than Americans because they drink red wine and eat olive oil?. Turns out it was universal healthcare all along.".
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When you ban books in classrooms, but not guns, you're admitting that you're more afraid of our children learning, than you're afraid of them dying.
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Angry, undereducated, fearful people are the easiest group to manipulate.
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"I don’t want people to know we lost, Mark, this is embarrassing, figure it out, we need to figure it out, I don’t want people to know that we lost.”. - Donald Trump.
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I've lost more than 30 followers in the last 2 days tweeting about abortion rights. I'm not going to stop.
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When we didn't prosecute sedition, it became strategy.
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Tuna shaming is one of the worst kinds of shaming.
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In case you haven't heard, it's white Americans trafficking fentanyl across the border, and Christian pastors sexually assaulting your kids.
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2,083,000 registered voters in Iowa.718,000 registered republicans.only 102,000 voted today.53,219 voted for Trump.almost 2.5%. Sleep well 💙.
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Jury, if you're listening. We only need to find twelve votes.
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Trump promoting a Taylor Swift endorsement is a classic move from someone who preys on women and has NEVER given a f*ck about consent.
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The clitoris has about 8,000 nerve endings, but it's only half as sensitive as a Republican man on Twitter.
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"Religious freedom ends when it becomes an excuse to harm other people.". Pete Buttigieg.
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We need to stop viewing the South as overwhelmingly racist and white, and start viewing it as vast and vibrant communities of color held hostage by racist, white, right-wing state governments.
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"It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum." .-commentsivehadafew
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BOROWITZ: Right now the Russian army in Ukraine is doing what military experts call “pulling a Hawley.”.
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Does anyone have a spare copy of the Republican plan to produce baby formula, slow inflation, end gun violence and ease gas prices?. I've never seen one.
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Ann Coulter says "European" when she means "white."
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"Religious freedom ends when it becomes an excuse to harm other people.". Pete Buttigieg.
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"Tesla drivers are so angry. I would be too, if I accidentally bought a $60,000 MAGA hat.".
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We need to stop viewing the South as overwhelmingly racist and white, and start viewing it as vast communities of color, held hostage by right-wing state governments.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker
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Remember when Trump wanted Clinton jailed for her handling of classified material, and signed a law in 2018, making removal and retention of classified documents a felony?. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Project 2025 (page 737) will get rid of the FDIC so your bank accounts are no longer insured, while also deregulating banks so they can take risks that make them more likely to fail.
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BOROWITZ: A majority of Americans now believe that the New York Times, which was founded 172 years ago, is too old to be an effective newspaper.
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BOROWITZ: Biden Invites Matt Gaetz to White House to Pet His Dog
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When you get them right up to the mirror and they close their eyes.
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BOROWITZ: Stormy Daniels Not Surprised Trump’s Defense Was Small and Didn’t Last Long
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Clarence Thomas was the only justice to vote against the release of the Trump records. His wife's texts were in there.
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BOROWITZ: Republicans Accuse Biden of Improving People’s Lives Before Midterms.
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When you're trying to play, but your dad is that guy from Pink Floyd
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Now that the Crumbley parents have been convicted of manslaughter, let's take a look at Mama Rittenhouse.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the fucker expires before the election.
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Do States' rights include the right to remove an insurrectionist from the ballot, or only the "right" to deny women healthcare?.
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Did anyone catch what happened when Ivanka's filters failed for a second?
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"How did you get that scar on your shoulder?" ."Oh, a boy I barely knew was sad once."
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Common sense gun laws and tampons, because our kids shouldn't be bleeding in school. Thank you, Harris Walz 🇺🇸.
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The first, last, and only argument on reproductive freedom:
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Trump is skipping graduation.Barron is skipping the convention. 🎶 And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon.
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In case you didn't know, it's Americans trafficking fentanyl across the border, and Christian pastors, cops and coaches sexually assaulting your kids.
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If anything, this mermaid business has shown us how many racist, middle-aged white dudes are sexually attracted to fish.
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Another house on my street took down the Trump banner! 🇺🇸.
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Squint at it. Whoever made this is kind of brilliant.
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We need to stop viewing the South as overwhelmingly racist and white, and start viewing it as vast communities of color, held hostage by right-wing state governments. #Gerrymandering #VoterSuppression.
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The Koch brothers and John Birch Society paid for these, and had them posted all over Dallas the weekend before JFK was assassinated.
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Trump sent a letter to the January 6th Committee with pics of how big his crowd was. He was NOT BRAGGING. It. Was. A. THREAT.
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Oh look, a man in a dress telling stories to children.
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When you punch a Nazi, claim it was an "awkward gesture".
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@realDonaldTrump THIS is how you LEAD.
My heart is in Charlottesville today, and with everyone made to feel unsafe in their country.
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How is there a "Liberal Media" when nearly every major US media company is owned by conservatives?.
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You want to trigger the "Christian conservatives?".Stand up for the oppressed, welcome the stranger, love your neighbor and be slow to anger. Choose compassion. They fucking hate that shit.
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