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So Chuuya literally DID come to save Dazai from the prison. We were right all along.
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Dazai 👏 trusts 👏 Chuuya 👏
Dazai 👏 trusts 👏 Chuuya 👏
Dazai 👏 trusts 👏 Chuuya 👏
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DAZAI GOT OUT OF THE ELEVATOR BC OF CHUUYA FUCKING KNEW IT WAS A PART OF THE PLAN
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Watching skk haters screaming throwing up wailing and praying for the manga to do something differently because they can't stand how storng skk's bond is and how their trust is MUTUAL is bringing me so much joy on this fine day
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I love the hc that Chuuya once saw Dazai during his staying low years but only once /and/ by mistake. He noticed and recognised him, and so did Dazai, hesitating for a heartbeat before slipping away to a dark alley again. It's the one and only time Chuuya broke his loyalty to PM
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Chuuya: Mackerel
Dazai: 🤗
Chuuya: Bandages
Dazai: 🤭
Chuuya: Shitty Dazai
Dazai: 🤪
Chuuya: Osamu
Dazai: 😚
Chuuya: Dazai Osamu.
Dazai:
Dazai: ...yes, honey?
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Chuuya: We agreed to hate each other, right?
Dazai: Yep~
Chuuya: So... you hate me?
Dazai: *surrounded by Chuuya mochis, his room covered in Chuuya posters, hugging a huge body pillow of Chuuya and wearing a tshirt with Chuuya*
Dazai: Obviously😊
Chuuya:....right
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Bones really went "Chuuya is going to have less than 5sec of screen time again but WE WILL PUT HIM IN THE TRAILER ANYWAY here you go enjoy the legs"
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What if skk AU where Chuuya works as a waiter at a hostess club (his only job is bringing drinks to the tables). What if it's a kind of a shady club with shady people.
What if Port Mafia Boss Dazai happens to use that club for certain meetings?
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I need Chuuya bursting into the ADA office after a mentally exhausting mission, snatching Dazai out of his seat and giving everyone a heart attack when he throws him onto the couch.
And then he slumps on Dazai's chest, completely limp, and falls asleep.
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Consider (skk AU): Chuuya being hit with an Ability that alters his mind in a very specific way, where he’s not in a coma, nor is he in any sort of pain, but he’s also /not/ himself.
Meaning, he doesn’t speak.
He doesn’t do anything on his own accord,
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Skk on a mission and it doesn't as planned. Dazai gets hurt - not lethal, just /bad/ - and he’s bleeding out. Chuuya is trying to patch him up before the medical team arrives when Dazai looks at him. And smiles.
“Slug is… so…”
“I know so shut u--”
“...pretty.”
“...p...???”
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One last thing: I don't actually believe this theory but if Fyodor actually ends up being a time traveller and being Dazai's dad, I will pass out of laughter
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Mafia boss!Dazai x civilian!Chuuya in an AU where Abilities don’t exist (or do they?) but somehow, Dazai still knows about The Book and the other universes within it. What he cannot for the longest time understand is—
Where is Chuuya?
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// 15 manga spoilers
Dazai not leaning close to Chuuya every 3 seconds challenge: failed again for the 567687tn time
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Dazai would be watching the Olympics with the ADA but every time something "wow" happens and everyone else is cheering, he just says "Chuuya could do that" or "I saw Chuuya do that better"
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Some more honorary pretty panels mentions for fifteen phase 13:
Why so pretty
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ADA: so... you don't like that gravity executive?
Dazai: I don't~
ADA: not at all?
Dazai: nope~
Yosano: so it's fine if I ask him out on a date?
Dazai:
ADA:
Dazai, through the tears: b-but he snores!
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Dazai: I'm not gay
Chuuya: *walks out of the bathroom only in Dazai's shirt he stole before, not realising his partner broke into his apartment again*
Dazai: I am VERY gay
Chuuya:
Dazai:
Chuuya: wait, what are you doing here--
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Hear me out... Putting on that stabilizer thing on Dazai's leg must have taken a while + you can't really run with an injured leg SO this means Chuuya had to carry him all the way out and only put him down when Dazai was about to make his victory speech ☺️
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What if "Dazai rolling on the ground when he's worried" habit started after that SB scene where Chuuya was spinning him around, Dazai got down from that pole and went "you know what? It actually helped me think better, I think I'll do it again" my boy PLS 😆
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Nakahara "I'll go to sleep early so I can wake up on 1st alarm" Chuuya vs Dazai "I'll turn off Chuuya's alarms before I go to bed so he'll cuddle with me more in the morning before he realises and kicks me" Osamu
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Nakahara 'where the fuck is my package it's supposed to be delivered TODAY' Chuuya vs Dazai 'it got delivered when Chuuya was in the bathroom and I hid it before he came out, I wonder how long it'll be before he throws a tantrum' Osamu
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I need established skk waking up in the morning and Chuuya goes about his routine but Dazai stays in bed. Chuuya tells him to get up and he answers "don't want to" but that's normale, it's the second time Chuuya hears it that he /actually/ hears it.
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Skk AU where Dazai and Chuuya go to the same university but have never talked to each other, /but/--
Chuuya is a streamer. He streams Beat Saber all the time, sometimes shirtless.
Dazai, on the other hand, has the biggest and most embarrassing crush known to mankind on him.
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What if canon divergent story where Chuuya is hit with an Ability that sends him back in time... 8 years.
He, a 22yo mafioso, trying to avoid his younger self running around Suribachi City bc it could end badly.
He bumps into a boy: a 14yo Dazai.
/Pre/-Mori version of Dazai.
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Ohh but what if when skk decide to move in together, Chuuya buys them an apartment with a REALLY high ceiling. At first, Dazai thinks it’s his “chibi-sized complex” and teases him about it, until their first fight…
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But what if Dazai.
*faints*
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So.... Dazai canonically, with colour and sound and everything, admitted to having a "bond" with Chuuya.... okay okay cool I can deal with it yeah OH MY GOD
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Established skk mornings be like...
D: 😴
C: gets up
D:😴
C: stretches
D: 😴
C: goes for a run
D: 😴
C: showers
D:😴
C: gets back in for cuddles
D:😴
C: gets up again and makes breakfast
--10 min later--
D: good morning~
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Skk after this chapter be like...
Dazai: we must HURRY, we must--
Chuuya: you must fasten your seatbelts, idiot, NOW
(They're on a 13h flight from France to Japan.)
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I can’t find the og twt BUT what if skk AU where instead of “I love you in every universe” or “I hate you in every universe except for one” tropes, instead they have:
“I love you in every universe except for one.”
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Dazai and Chuuya doing that thing where they go to couple therapy to prank the therapist and see then he'll figure out they aren't actually a couple but they get uno reverse'd by the end bc he makes them realise they ARE in fact dating without knowing it
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I would actually love an canon divergent AU where it’s only when Dazai gets caught my the mafia he learns that:
1)Mori isn’t the Boss anymore, Kouyou is.
2)Chuuya isn’t working for the mafia anymore and--
3)no one knows where he is or what he does.
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Any kind of scenario where Chuuya wraps Dazai's bandages makes ne so fucking soft.
Before taking a bath, their first one together? Yes, pls.
Out on a mission, because Dazai is hurt and Chuuya HAS to do it? Yes, pls.
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Oh. OH.
Inmate/detective skk AU, where Chuuya ends up in prison on a life sentence for a “first-degree murder”. The crime scene was gruesome and in the public eye, he’s considered a monster.
Until he doesn’t act like a monster at all.
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Chuuya would use his Ability to help hide the fact that he twisted his ankle on a mission (he's working rn), and it's so good that no one notices. Other than Dazai, of course.
Dazai would be side eyeing Chuuya more than usual because something seems off and
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Dazai falls asleep while Chuuya is reading a book while lying on top of him. At some point, Chuuya is more staring at Dazai's peaceful face than he's reading, and he ends up kissing him on the cheek but--
"At least breathe, you idiot."
Dazai was, in fact, not asleep.
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Chuuya getting a pet hamster but it's one of those really small ones, and he was playing with it but now the hamster fell asleep on his palm and Chuuya doesn't have the heart to move him so he goes to the executive meeting with a hamster on his hand 🥹
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Good mornig to all the official SKK (*cough* lovers *cough*) arts we were given by the official staff 😌
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Dazai wants to kiss Chuuya instead of working too 😔 and now my break is over...
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What if skk soulmate AU with that tope where you can't see any colours until you meet your soulmate BUT when Chuuya was experimented on as a kid, they actually damaged his eyes and no one knew about it.
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// fiftnee phase 13 manga spoilers
They... they actually look like scared children here I'm😭
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What if Chuuya got hit by a truth telling Ability. It's only dangerous if he does choose to speak/open his mouth; if he chooses to keep it shut, there's no urge in him to speak. He doesn't have to answer questions, either.
When Dazai learns of it, he's/determined/ to pester him.
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// fifteen phase 13 manga spoilers
I love the horror-esque style so much you have no idea
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Dazai during a morning ADA briefing: why do I have to work at this hour when Chuuya can sleep all day?
Yosano: bc you're on a 9-5 and he's on a 5-9?
Atsushi: bc he actually does his job while on the clock?
Kunikida: why do you know when a PM executive sleeps?
Dazai: ok rude
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// 15 manga spoilers
Omg it looks like Dazai gave his "crown" from vol1 arts to Chuuya 😳
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I love this trope where different Dazais get transported into the canon world and they are all all over Chuuya, clingy and in love and all of that, and canon Dazai is getting VERY jealous but doesn't want to admit it, so he's just standing there like
"....excuse me?"
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Established skk be like...
Chuuya: adding sake to your morning coffee is bad for your health
Dazai: worse than flying on the wing of a plane and letting a dozen men shoot bullets at you?
Chuuya:
Dazai: I have receipts.
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On the topic od travels tho... Border control guard vs Chuuya coming back to Japan after some travelling:
D: passport, plea--
*sees Chuuya*
:)
Hello there~
C:???
Hi?
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Dazai is the type to wake up when Chuuya kisses him good morning before he goes off to work (and then he falls asleep again), and Chuuya is the type to stay asleep when Dazai kisses him good morning but the moment he slips out of bed, Chuuya wakes up and doesn't sleep anymore
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Imagine established skk living together. The first time Dazai sees Chuuya walk around and/or sleep in nothing but his shirt, his brain short-circuits. Then it happens a few other times and Dazai gets used to it.
But then, they're shopping together and Chuuya goes to
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The ADA has been trying to teach Dazai that being honest about how he feels/what he thinks is a good thing and it's kind of starting to show promise but the first time Dazai compliments Chuuya's looks (as not a joke), Chuuya is left confused for two days straight because WHAT?
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Imagine skk fics existing in BSD...
Chuuya sending Dazai a link to a fic he likes with the caption "why can't YOU act like this more???" and it's some fanboy!Dazai au
OR
Dazai sending Chuuya a link to his bookmarks and it's all maid!Chuuya aus
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Imagine skk who are so obviously together despite neither of them ever mentioning (or acting) like it. So when one time they run into each other at a bar and someone is trying their best to flirt with Chuuya, it goes like…
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Chuuya, waking up to realise his alarm clock didn't go off: shit, I need to hurry up or I'll be late--!
Dazai, waking up to realise his alarm clock didn't go off: the universe decided it's a day off today and who am I to question it? *falls back asleep*
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// Anthology Mutsumi spoilers
Dazai's photo of sleeping Chuuya from their mafia days 🥹
OKAY SO
Anthology ~Mutsumi~ spoilers
We got:
-art of Dazai at a butcher's shop
-Chuuya complainign on the radio about not being as tall as Dazai, when Dazai is int he studio giving his "advice"
-Chuuya sensing the ADA wants to tease Dazia and appearing in the window to help
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Dazai being the one to shamelessly flirt with Chuuya all the time bc he knows it'll be brushed off but when for once, for whatever reason, Chuuya actually flirts with him first and Dazai.exe stops working, is THE peak skk silliness I live for
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Dazai: Chuuya has an awful taste in hats
Also Dazai: *steals Chuuya's taste in hats*
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I’m always so weak for skk AU where Dazai is a mafia boss and Chuuya is just a random person trying to live his life.
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Oh, OH--
What if Chuuya gifted Dazai a watch when they were both in the mafia? For his birthday or any other occasion, because it’s such a ‘mature’ thing and Dazai liked to act like he’s important. It wasn’t the most expensive watch out there, but it wasn’t cheap, either.
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Dazai: out of curiosity, can you write a novel where my ability doesn't work but Chuuya's does?
Poe: em... I guess?
Dazai: lovely~ please do~
(And so, skk FINALLY fucked on the ceiling 😌)
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SKK AU where Chuuya comes back to Japan after 4 years of studying abroad, and it's for a single purpose only: to attend his ex's wedding.
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Modern AU where a tired and burnt out Chuuya goes to a bar to sit in the corner and read his favourite nsfw fic on his phone, only to hear--
"Oh, isn't that a nice read~?"
--from behind him.
From Dazai. The actor that plays the character Chuuya is reading about rn.
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I ended up using my insomnia wisely earlier 🥺
Doodle from my post-ch107 fic "Shallow Bonds"
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Chuuya stopping at the Agency to bring Dazai his bento is cute and precious BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REVERSE?
What if Chuuya was too tired to make his own so he only made one for Dazai and then went on this long and exhausting mission,
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Chuuya who feeds every stray cat he sees around Yokohama and they all just start following him around at some point or rubbing against his legs and it's all cute until they feel so safe with him they also start doing it when he's on a MISSION and trying to THREATEN SOMEONE
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I think Chuuua getting drunk at a bar should have a queue of admirers lined up to flirt with him, and I think he should (very drunkly, too) always reject them by saying he has a boyfriend (he doesn't).
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Future established skk: Dazai going from a person who cannot and will not take care of himself to someone to texts Chuuya stuff like...
D: I need soup :( I need a hug :( I need a warm blanket :( I'm literally DYING
...Chuuya knows Dazai's "dying" is just 37.2°C and one sneeze.
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I like the idea that Dazai would leave a letter for Chuuya to find after he defected but I specifically love the idea that there would be only three words on it:
"I love you"
In present tense and without signing it off, because Chuuya will know his handwriting.
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I actually love gay panic Chuuya, he'd be really funny about it. Like...
Chuuya: I don't get why people are asking if I'm g--
Dazai: *exists*
Chuuya:
Chuuya, feeling "weird': I need to punch something
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Joint mission and skk are bickering as per usual. They're also walking side by side as per usual, nothing surprising there.
At some point, and no one knows when, they stary holding hands WHILE they're still throwing insults at each other. No one dares to point it out 🫣
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22!skk watching 15!skk...
15!Dazai: *about to confess to 15!Chuuya within 24h of meeing and embarrass himself forever*
22!Dazai: *standing up to stop him*
22!Chuuya: oh, no. No, you don't. It's a canon event. *laughs his ass off*
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SKK AU where Chuuya is the best cupid out there and Dazai is his new target. Chuuya thinks it'll be as easy as always but then he goes down to Earth and his arrow....misses. Several times, in fact.
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Dazai is "poor" until Port Mafia releases some Chuuya merch to get back on their feet after this vampire crisis. Then his foreign accounts suddenly reappear and a week later he’s /actually/ poor. Worth it.
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Image an AU with idol!Chuuya and his
#1
and biggest fan!Dazai... but they meet irl and something just ✨clicks✨.
They're on a date and it's late and they're nearby Dazai's apartment, so Chuuya asks if he can *wink, wink* come over *wink, wink*.
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Rival lawyers skk who are both the best at what they're job and are also known to hate each other's guts, but when Chuuya is framed for a crime he didn't commit and barely remembes anything, Dazai immediately takes the role of his lawyer even tho everyone else turned against him.
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Skk holding their 15 versions plushies....there will be no money saving happening in this household...
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What if one day after all this Meursault-Tripolar-Singularity-DigiFuku mess is over, and Dazai finds himself waking up at noon to finally drag himself out of bed and to the ADA, he opens the doors to his apartment and outside he sees none other than Chuuya.
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Skk at 15...
Dazai: I'm taller 😊
Chuuya: well I have bigger hands 😠
Dazai: 😒
Skk at 22...
Dazai, childish to the core: I'm taller AND have bigger hands 😊
Chuuya:
Chuuya: well I've got money and a nice apartment so...
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I love it when Harukawa-sensei herself draws our canonical skk with this height difference, makes everything so much fun ☺️
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Lazy student!Dazai taking up the last computer seat available in the library despite only playing on his phone and not using it at all vs diligent student!Chuuya who ACTUALLY needs to use it and is about to spill his coffee of Dazai's head to make him move because
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On another note, do you think that, after 4 years and 21cm apart, Dazai one day suddenly realised what exactly his height is perfect for?
Like, imagine him staring at Chuuya with this kind of blank stare but
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I feel like Chuuya would be so popular on social media, he could post a completely out of focus photo that people would struggle to understand what's in it and STILL get several thousand comments telling him he's the king and how beautiful it is 😆
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I’m always weak for skk and the unintentional PDA
Like, you know that thing couples do when their partner steps closer and they place their hand on their back? Or hip? But they’re doing it without realising it, more out of habit?
Yeah, that but with skk 🥹
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// fiftnee phase 13 manga spoilers
Skk "one soul in two bodies" agenda hitting hard again and I'm all here for it
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Skk as neighbours with very thin walls...
Dazai: *is bored and watches random YT videos*
Chuuya, messaging his friends: should I be concerned if my neighbour is learning about getting blood stains out of clothes at 2am?
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I just laughed at the idea that when it gets really hot, Dazai refuses to leave Chuuya's apartment (he has great AC) because he can't stand it in his dorm anymore, while the rest of the ADA is there, feeling betrayed and insanely hot.
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Whatever happens, please don't let it be the "we'll use the time travel sword so that none of it actually happened and everything will go back to normal" ending. I'm begging you. Anything but that.
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*Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor and Sigma, in waiting room*
D: so... Anyone has cards? We could play while the manga does its thing
C: *hisses*
D: I love you too
S: ????
F: I wouldn't mind watching you two "play"
S: please let me out
Nikolai: *space wraps them a stack of cards*
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Dazai: missions with the PM are the worst, why do I have to team up with a short slug again 🙄
--2 days later--
Atsushi: Dazai-san, where are you going???
Dazai: my sixth sense is telling me Chuuya is having a good day so of course I need to go bother him and steal his wallet~
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