You refused to give your daughter out in marriage because the guy belongs to a different caste. Your wife is in the emergency ward and in need of a blood donor and you’re not using the caste system rule to determine who donates.
The more Gambian homes you visit, the more you realise that poverty has really taken a toll on a lot of our population. People just smile through pain and live in hope but it’s really hard for a lot of people. May Allah ease the suffering.
When I finally reach America and the immigration officer gives me the stamp and say "welcome to the United States". I'll just look at him and say "Lee dumako laal".
The salt, eggs, kolanuts and A4 papers you place at the junction is not going to solve your problems. Get up, pray to God, don’t hold grudges, get blessings from your parents and work hard. That is going to solve your problems.
Own an iPhone with 3 cameras, have hundreds of unread messages on WhatsApp, a few thousands of followers on Instagram and act busy. Congratulations, you’re a celebrity in The Gambia.
A minute silence, lighting candles, flags flying half mast, 21 gun salutes and a bunch of RIP messages on social media doesn’t benefit the deceased. Pray for them the proper way.
Normal people break their fast with hot water or dates. Junction people in my neighbourhood take a puff of weed to break their fast😭😭. May Allah guide us all.
Popcaan said weed was his best friend when he had already made it in life financially. You’re here in the slums of Ebo Town saying weed is your best friend and you’re struggling financially. Get up and go hustle bro.
There are verses in the Quran that you read and think no soul will make it to Jannah. There are verses where you read of Allah’s mercy and think that everyone will enter Jannah. May Allah make us among the people of Jannah.
THE GAMBIA
9th July
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Event at Sir. Dawda Kairaba Jawara Conference Center.
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Is there any law in The Gambia that bans having sex in the streets? If there's any, what's the punishment on such crimes? The number of knacking that happens at Lie Njie garage in Jeshwang is uncountable and I want to start reporting people who involve in such.
The WhatsApp Ramadan celebrities are waiting on the wings with their statuses. Very soon we’ll start seeing ‘Alhamdullilah -1’ on statuses after Iftaar.
It’s a few days before Ramadan just want to send a quick message to all those that take pictures of their “Ndogu”. We know you’re eating good and stuff but kindly keep that to yourself. Thanks
Interhouse used to be fun when we were kids but I can’t understand what kids of this generation want. What are knives and cutlasses doing at interhouse?
Gambian women are more beautiful than Senegalese women. Their media only portrays the most beautiful but the average Senegalese woman isn’t all that tbh
When you visit the sick, pray to Allah to grant them shifa. Do not visit the sick with the sole aim of seeing their condition and talking to people about how they’re and whether or not you have hope that they’ll make it. May Allah grant shifa to the sick 🙏
Leaving the family group chat right now. Everyone that enters will start with “Salam Alaikum mangeh nuyu nyuma feka si bunta bi”. Like what bunta are they talking about?
A short story of myself in 2009.
Me: Janha damla nop si A ma nopla si B bala ma dey si C. Yes or No?
Girl: Sorry dama am farr.
Me: Mburu nyata bopa la?
Girl: Nyarr
Me: Defma benen bi.
If you remove ‘farr and janha’ problems from the Ebo Town police station, the station is gonna be empty and the officers won’t have anything other than attaya to do.
Nurses are some of the most amazing, caring people you’ll ever meet, and now, more than ever, hard-working nurses deserve a round of applause.
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Did you know!
GSM operators charge more for calls and messaging by distance. For instance, a call from Ebo town to Brikama is more expensive than a call from Westfield to Serrekunda.
How I wish youths of this country be engaging in sensible topics that is going to be beneficial for all. But every week wahi music, our hearts are darkened.
It is rather unfortunate that a lot of muslims would be engaging more on Eid preparations in the last 10 days of Ramadan than they would be praying and asking for forgiveness from Allah(SWT) during this period. May Allah accept all our prayers🙏
If you talk to intelligent women, even talking about the weather becomes an interesting conversation. But these internet kids will have you think that you should go to the moon and back to get a simple conversation flowing.
Haleh yor hamneh janga zero. All they talk about is stunts at Traffic lights, graduation photoshoots, passing out and prom. It is no suprise to me that the results were poor. Only 4.42% of the candidates got 5 credits
Musa Tangana in New Jeshwang is the best mburu ak pompiterr seller in The Gambia. For just D25 you can get your correct mburu ak pompiterr, mayonnaise bu toy ak some sobleh c kaww.
Welcome to Gambia where girls will take photos of food in restaurants but won’t take pictures of what they eat at home. They will take pictures of themselves when they’re out but won’t take a selfie at home.
A father impregnating his daughter, a brother impregnating his sister, another brother impregnating his brother's wife and a teacher impregnating his student that was barely 18. The end is near wallahi.
If you know you can’t abstain from unlawful sex, leave your phones in your bag the next time you engage in such. It might be wrong for people to be sharing your videos but you made yourself a topic in the first place.
If you’ve watched Mrs Bucket, Esmarala, Maria des Los Angeles, Rubi, The bold and the beautiful and Shree on GRTS and you vividly remember all of them, it’s time to get married.