There are 400 of you following me right now, which is just ridiculous. Don't you know all I do is shitpost? It's on your head.

@bikertrash68 Good morning

RT @highmeh: Anyone in my network looking for security work? Looking for a purple team-ish role; someone who wants to flex between IR/SOC a…

@ClassicMASH I'm trying to remember this one. What bee got in his bonnet?

@IntoTheMyst13 You take that back!

RT @mattjay: Hackers are using Google Tag Manager (GTM) to inject credit card skimmers into E-commerce sites. At least 6 compromised sites…

@Bikertrash_68 My wife is going to get 12 inches tonight, but only if I can do it 4 times.

@TheBabylonBee

@gabsmashh It's a perfect idea: two things I wouldn't drink in one!

RT @ScotWasham: @DefiantLs Is this what they mean by 'Transoceanic'? =]

@EJLandis @midwestern_ope It's an Ohio thing.

@TrumpsTileGuy You're not Keffer Desenuttes? Damn, I got it wrong again!

@Lilblackbabies That's no baby. That's a 35yo man in a blue onesie.

@RedlegVtuber @spaceghost Wait til you find out which of his "female" friends is actually Andy Kaufman.

@TrumpsTileGuy You're right. I noticed you weren't on the list, so I sold them your info. But everyone else....

@Bikertrash_68 I wouldn't want to catch anything incurable. Like liberalism.

@vxunderground When I stay at a hotel, I have to have the manager come with me to verify I get a non-death room. The traumatic vibrations of someone having passed in the room disturbs my sleep, makes my hair itch, and I break out in pimples.

@Samantha_SN1 She does put the Dud in Milk Dud, doesn't she?

@Phoenix2A_1980s

@MoonPie Right next to the Gulf of RC Cola.