Biff Gruffly is a fully trained multilingual sexist who helps French commies subvert the Olympics by inserting every form of degeneracy known to l'homme.
We in the Lizard Alien Overlord community are often falsely accused by the Conspiracy Theorist Community of trying to take over the world.
But this is simply not true.
Most of us have now been on Earth for so long that we've actually gone native.
@charliekirk11
Then stop watching the NFL.
Fans have only themselves to blame. An organized boycott will stop this nonsense within a few short weeks.
Instead of moaning about it, use your reach to organize a boycott and explain to the NFL what it has to do to get its audience back.
The WEF attacks farmers, just like Stalin.
The WEF hates free speech, just like Stalin.
The WEF wants you to own nothing, just like Stalin.
The WEF will stop you from traveling even in your own country, just like Stalin.
Do not trust anyone who advocates for WEF policy.
@ericmmatheny
@GuntherEagleman
No competent to stand trial. But good enough for Congress. Which tells us everything we need to know about the District of Corruption and those who swim in its swamp.
@Sportz_DC
New York.
Oh, wait.
Er, Portland. No, dammit.
Ummmm, L.A. Damn, hmmm...Detroit? Crap! San Francisco? No, that's not the one...
Wait, I got it. Chicago! All the stats are soaring...
@1Nicdar
Florida is being unreasonable. After all, those children aren't going to groom themselves.
That's why the Biden administration is forced to step up and do the heavy lifting.
@LeadingReport
Yes, but that evidence of voter fraud isn't widespread.
Only widespread voter fraud is investigated in the US.
The definition of "widespread" is determined on the fly and in such a way as to always benefit whichever shady, corrupt Democrat happened to win.
@BehizyTweets
Indeed.
I suppose that's why mainstream purveyors of garbage carefully edit everything he says.
Of course, they do that for President Joey, too. But for the opposite reason.
@annvandersteel
@realDonaldTrump
Imagine living in a country run by a totalitarian thug so corrupt one actually has to go to court and win the right to challenge an election.
@TulsiGabbard
I'm sure Kamala will be every bit as successful at combating Islamophobia as she has been at everything else she's turned her (cough) "formidable" mind to.
The plain truth is that the (cough) "Democratic" Party has nothing to offer to American voters.
Their party, when in power, fails utterly. They are the Party of serial incompetence in government.
Their Party delivers rising prices, rising crime, rising interest rates, and
@TaraBull808
@rycunni
Another win for Project Veritas.
Imagine how far away we would be from truth if we still relied on corporate shills such the NY Times, The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the bottom feeders.
@RepJeffries
You're right, Hakeen.
It's far better to let men flash their junk in female changing rooms and humiliate teenage girls at swim meets. They were getting far too cocky.
It's good to see the Democratic Party has reverted to type and is oppressing women again.
@bennyjohnson
A good move on Ron's part. So now there are two...
1. President Trump
2. Nikki Haley
If the polls are accurate I reckon Haley will concede after N.H.
@EndWokeness
MSNBC's star performer went to court to defend her right to lie to viewers. And because she did so in New York, she was granted that right.
Let's face it, MSNBC is garbage.
@WallStreetSilv
@elonmusk
@POTUS
While true, it doesn't take into account the desperate need for Democrats to produce future voters now that they murdering over a third of their children before birth.
This is Loren Merchan.
She's the daughter of New York Judge Juan Merchan, who is presiding over Bragg's prosecution of Trump.
She is a professional Democrat activist who has been paid almost $1.5 million by speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
Yes, House minority speaker Hakeem Jeffries
@RepSylviaGarcia
@GovAbbott
You're being accused of lying about this.
Meanwhile, President Biden continues to shirk the very first duty of government - defense of the border.
All these criminals pouring over the border are Biden's responsibility. It's long past time for Democrats to hold him accountable.
@MrAndyNgo
@UCBerkeley
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that every Democrat-run city releasing violent criminals onto the street has a problem with violent crime.
@simonateba
And if the Supreme Court decides he can be removed, America's days are numbered.
All you need is at least one Party as dishonest as the current (ahem) "Democratic" Party, and there's no scope for electoral integrity.
@FatEmperor
@thecoastguy
When a person tells you there's an emergency in 1993 and that the solution is to hand over your money, and 30 years later they're running the same grift, do not trust that person.
@RepAdamSchiff
That is a lie. There was one death as a result of the riot on Jan 6, and she was shot by the Capitol Police.
Mr Schiff, this happened two years ago. Why are you still lying?
@BrandonStraka
@BusinessInsider
Indeed.
Once again the fever dreams of the (cough) "progressives" are expressed by numerous mainstream media sources.
On queue.
In unison.
As if by magic.
@TimRunsHisMouth
Indeed, and don't they just love putting the lives of minors at risk.
Remember the "most punchable face in America" about a 16-year old by a CNN anchor?
Or the media's efforts to get Kyle Rittenhouse convicted because he defended himself against three violent monsters?
President Trump just put himself in harm's way for you. He took a bullet for you.
The very least you can do for him is return the favor and vote for him.
Vote Republican all the way down the ballot.
@JoJoFromJerz
Ashli Babbitt was shot. That's all anyone knows because nobody was charged and no trial took place.
Domestic terrorists were not sent by Donald Trump. That is a baseless assertion, like most of your output.
@kylenabecker
@BrianMGC
The Democrats have made the same mistake over immigration as was made in the UK.
But over there, both Labour and the Tories were complicit.
In the US, everything that goes wrong from now on will be blamed on the Democratic Party...
@Serenityin24
@GlockfordFiles
@mjfree
What they "got" is eleven million illegal aliens, smuggled into the US by Joe Biden in direct violation of his first duty as President.
This operation is endorsed by the (cough) "Democratic" Party because it will, they imagine, secure the Party's grip on power.
Apparently, they
@AOC
I've been hearing claims like this for decades.
Then young people grow up, have families, and discover Democrat politics is simplistic garbage consisting mainly of post-digested food pods.
@PaulIngrassia
Well, $1.5 million is an awful lot of money. I suppose Democrat House minority speaker Hakeem Jeffries is entitled to expect what he paid for...
This is Loren Merchan.
She's the daughter of New York Judge Juan Merchan, who is presiding over Bragg's prosecution of Trump.
She is a professional Democrat activist who has been paid almost $1.5 million by speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
Yes, House minority speaker Hakeem Jeffries
@thecoastguy
Finally, an explanation for all those athletes keeling over that won't result in anyone being indicted.
That will teach those athletes for breathing too hard following exertion.
@WallStreetSilv
Give birth.
Assuming we're talking on average: comfort others, sing ABBA songs, dance with grace, make a house a home, play Lady Macbeth, vocabulary, words spoken/day, avoid driving accidents (until around age 50), express their emotional state, tell lies.
I could go on.
@RealPatrickWebb
Gosh, that sure sounds like a lie.
But, of course, it's wrong of us to expect a Democrat DOJ to do anything other than lie, trump up charges, insert crooked judges, and produce moral sewage.
@AnnCoulter
That she's still in the role adds insult to injury.
It implies the Biden administration has a reckless disregard for the lives of Joe's political opponents.
It's a disgrace.
@charliekirk11
@SquirrelyQ71
I see the Capitol Police has rubbed salt into the wound of the mother of the woman they murdered.
They sure are a class act.
@RepJeffries
You said...
☑ "Extreme MAGA Republicans"
☑ "insurrectionist"
☑ "want to rip America apart"
Then you said, "House Dems will [...] focus on bringing everyone together."
Are you unaware of the contradiction baked into your tweet? Or just another lying Democrat politician?
@libsoftiktok
@Melissa1opinion
Oh, come on. Merrick Garland has made it perfectly clear through his actions that crimes aren't crimes when Democrats commit them.
@LeadingReport
@saltyrepublica2
Sadly, only a handful of Congressional representatives have bothered to find out what the FDA is currently up to.
Kudos to Massie for actually representing his voters.