Biryani Biceps ♥️
@Biryanibiceps
Followers
5,089
Following
1,061
Media
4,013
Statuses
46,816
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Jets
• 194982 Tweets
Adams
• 156032 Tweets
England
• 141779 Tweets
#السعوديه_البحرين
• 125387 Tweets
Bloomberg
• 97844 Tweets
سالم
• 77549 Tweets
Tuchel
• 72309 Tweets
BINI SLAYS AT BILLBOARDPH
• 66078 Tweets
Fields
• 59822 Tweets
Jerry
• 56435 Tweets
SB19 IS BILLBOARDERLESS
• 55117 Tweets
Superman
• 49351 Tweets
Economic Club of Chicago
• 44077 Tweets
Browns
• 39818 Tweets
Krypto
• 34509 Tweets
Steelers
• 32842 Tweets
Amari Cooper
• 32545 Tweets
كاس العالم
• 26589 Tweets
Tapia
• 20449 Tweets
مانشيني
• 18769 Tweets
Russ
• 18215 Tweets
المنتخب السعودي
• 17088 Tweets
علي المنتخب
• 16747 Tweets
#فزعه_الشعب_السعودي
• 13683 Tweets
#POLCRO
• 12700 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Even when no one Retweets you, keep tweeting what you love !
66
313
1K
Kiss her in the middle of an argument, Woman love that they think they're in a movie.
60
193
1K
Ex once said, "We will fight but we won't seperate" 😂
57
102
788
The most unsuccessful decision ever with your sibling is :
"ajj se hum dono English mein baat karenge"
34
171
653
People who tweet 20 times a day scares me. I don’t even have 20 thoughts a day.
33
100
606
Maut aajaye magar reels par nachne waali biwi naa aaye
56
113
555
All small accounts, please go and check my pinned tweet.
22
87
471
“Yaar stress mat liya karo”
Yaar thanks yaar yeh idea mujhe kyun nahi aaya
8
101
443
"I miss you" kya hota hai?
"Ankhon se chhu loon ke baahein tarasti hain dil ne pukara hai haan Abb toh chale aao" bola karo
10
119
416
Behen se kabhi paise udhaar nahi mangna. Ek baar maine 2000 liye, yakeen maano 3 baar wapis kar chuka hoon aur abhi bhi 2500 baaki hain
49
90
452
Funny how Arijit Singh has a song, “Muskurane ki waja tum ho,” when he only makes us remind of reasons to cry
14
116
439
Never date a girl who can't respect your girlfriend.
47
60
427
Everyone deserves "tu theek to hai na, mujhe lag nahi raha" person in their life
22
96
442
Remember when your maa would roll a corner of her dupatta into a ball, blow on it, put it on your eye pressed lightly and how it used to fix everything?
16
118
426
Main apni future barbaad hote dekh sakta hoon lekin ulti chappal nahi dekh sakta
28
106
417
You know what really hurts? Loosing your hair. Log toh aate jaate rahenge par baal nahi 🙂
24
145
404
Girls be apologizing when they sneeze but not when they are wrong.
16
114
389
Playing GTA and killing people in it was our kind of anger management classes
15
125
393
Being a man is hard, imagine pretending you really care
9
92
365
Imagine playing with someone's hair and you find lices
28
102
360
Imagine playing truth or dare at a party and they dare you to go home 🙂
34
123
364
Silently removing yourself from people’s life without arguing with them>>>>>>
14
122
354
Don't leave me bolkar khud hi chale jaate hain madarchod..
31
108
359
Everything started to go wrong when we stopped watching cartoons at 7 in the morning
17
133
352
The only moaning I'm doing these days is because of back pain.
18
100
331
Har kisi ko safai naa dein, khud mein aur jhaadoo mein fark karna seekhein
22
133
344
Behavior of your relatives depends on your father's money. PERIOD.
22
53
343
Tell me a bigger scam than "Idhar aa nahi maarungi"
75
49
326
Wanna sing "Tu hoga zara pagal, tune mujhko hai chuna" for someone par koi chun hi nahi rha bhenchod
6
119
306
Beware: People on the Internet may appear more attractive than they are.
13
74
304
Imagine having someone who celebrates your success and hugs you on your failure. Imagine toh kar hi sakte ho na..
33
81
304
When someone says "Size doesn't Matter" they're lying. No one wants a small pizza
19
93
302
My mom be cutting fruits & bringing it to my room without asking. That’s when it hits me, no one gonna love me this much
18
93
304
Open minded people who can understand things from multiple perspectives are rare.
12
78
304
Seeing people walk out of my life is really painful. I want them to run 🤡
7
105
286
I don't get it why my Maa watches all those YouTube recipe videos, banati toh bus woh lauki aur tindey hi hain
17
86
297
Uske Boyfriend ko lagta hai main bus uska funny dost hoon lekin asliyat mein main dono ke breakup ka wait kr raha hoon
53
69
299
Imagine your mom showing you rishta picture of a guy/girl who is your twitter friend 😂
42
71
295
Why it is “I need you” but not “chahe dukh ho chahe sukh ho, dil ne tujh ko hi pukara”??
12
100
291
Na tootne wala wada banogi kya,
Iss janmashtami par meri radha banogi kya
11
96
291
We all deserve roti, kapda, makaan, dog, cuddles, neck kisses and love bites
14
106
283
Priority se chutiya banne tak ka safar hi Muhabbat hai!
12
92
281
People be into you for one day and then disappear, like okay Instagram story
12
97
285
Snapchat was invented by a guy who was tired of hearing “Dekh kar delete kar dena”
8
96
290
Job shaming is so pathetic. How can you shame someone for trying to make a living ?
9
69
286
Me saying 'Haan sahi baat hai' doesn't mean sahi baat hai, sometimes it means 'Ab kon behes kare iss se'
18
126
287
Indian family mein apka patience toh jawab de skta hai par aap nahi
18
85
286
My crush never rejected me, She just said 'tum jab shaadi karoge toh pakka bulana' and I think that's beautiful.
21
93
272
Agar aapko koi acha lagta hai toh acha woh nahi ache aap ho, aur apko koi bura lagta hai toh bura woh hai kyunki aap toh ache ho na
30
102
271
The only motivation I get by watching influencers these days is to Unfollow them.
17
112
285
Remember when Maa would roll a corner of her dupatta into a ball, blow on it and put it on you eyes pressing lightly and how it used take all pain away & fix everything? 🙂
6
109
280
"Tension na liya kro?"
To bhai tension diya bhi na kro na phirrr
8
104
270
Ab "Marry him if he can do both" wali bakchodi chalegi
21
23
274
it's all fun and games until one of you catches feelings while matching each other vibes
2
82
271
Aur btao, real life mein bhi itne hi ache ho jitna online ho? 🙂
52
34
266
Muhabbat aur naukri mein koi fark nahi hai, insaan karta rahega, rota rahega par chodega nahi
24
92
265
Desi uncles will fart loudly in family gathering but starts talking about manners & culture when their children ask for love marriage
22
112
263
I think women got ears only for 'Jhumkas' kyunki sunni toh hoti nahi hain inhe kisi ki
20
108
278
Agar ye online relationships naa hote toh insaan time paas kaise karta??
34
69
262
I'm not a magician but the person reading this is not wearing any shoes
16
87
260
Yehh 'No body loves me' waaalon ka Inbox Dekhoge Toh phat ke haath mai aajaegi
30
70
267
Zaroori nahi jo tumhe zaroori lagta ho woh sach mein tumhare liye zaroori bhi ho
15
97
266
Thandi kheer can make you forget sadness better than alcohol
21
44
255
Arey pyaar mein kya padhna, meri tarah mussibatt mein padh kar dekho..
11
86
259
Zindagi kuch aisi hogyi hai ki samjh nahi aaraha mein waqt barbaad kar raha hun yaa waqt mujhe.
17
103
264
Pyaar bhi koi karne ki cheez hai?
Karni hai toh meri tareefein kro..
13
95
257
I wanna stay in touch with people but without actually talking or chatting with them.
11
88
256
Why are crushes so dumb at taking hints??
I literally smiled at your text, ab aur kya karu?
21
83
260
Dont waste your "Tu hi hakeekat, khwaab tu" on people who deserve your "Tu hi musibatt, saanp tu" 🙂
11
83
257
The amount of decisions I leave to ‘dekha jayega’ as an adult should be troublesome. But, dekha jayega
6
96
262
Loyalty Or Mental Health? Which one is more important?
75
30
257
Tell a women she's beautiful 100 times and she won't believe you. Tell a women she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life, cuz elephant never forget.
32
71
263
Kabhi meri help chahiye ho toh sharma lena aur mangna matt
15
59
255
Mazak mazak mein dusre bande ko uski aukaat yaad dilana bhi ek talent hai
15
119
261
Stop giving him endless chances, we also want you
19
73
254
Priority se chutiya banne takk ka safar hi Muhobbat hai!
18
86
254
Stop saying "start a family" when you only mean "marry & have kids". A couple is still a family. A single person & his dog is a family. A person & her plants are still a family. Three weirdly close roommates could be a family. You don't need Marriage & Kids to be a family.
16
73
255
Main aur meri tanhai aksar punjabi gaane sunke vibe kiya karte hai
15
95
251
Flow flow mein apne baare mein overshare karna aur uske baad regret karna koi mujhse seekhe
27
78
258
Kuch log itne sad rehte hain ki samajh nahi aata inko sympathy doon ya gaali
43
80
245
Pro Tip : Never open up with anyone here on social media.
25
36
245
But first tell me what's more harder then showing your phone's gallery to someone?
21
95
239
Insaan apni aukaat or gmail ka password humesha bhool jaata hai
30
78
244
Aag toh aise hi badnaam hai, jalte toh log ek dusrey se hainn
14
89
239