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Josh Tessman

@BirdShiroDove

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Hello, you already see my name so Ill skip that. I just post whatever comes to mind, after all this is my corner of the internet.

Mexico, MO
Joined December 2022
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@maryymagdalenee Rolls off the tongue so much better though, April 1st, 2021.
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@iamyesyouareno I dont understand what makes those nails so appealing. theyre bulky and gaudy and seem like they only get in the way when trying to do anything.
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@harleyxwest If youre still lookin, something must be off. Who knows. .
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@legotrillermoth Grimstone is actually a pretty cool name.
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@harleyxwest Which Cod do you play?.
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@FemPess Single parenthood isnt the solution, and neither is importing a whole new subset of people who do not align with their values.
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@harleyxwest Ever play Undertale?.
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@harleyxwest Once again seeing the same post twice, I spend too much time on this app. Its given me a headache.
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@harleyxwest I dont watch horror movies. Sci fi maybe.
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@harleyxwest I definitely need more people to play Cod with. My friends dont want to play multiplayer as much as I do.
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@graysonZ80 Seems unlikely
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@pastaravioli @Terroriser Terroriser rn
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@harleyxwest Bit of a trek just to visit on holidays.
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@harleyxwest Clingy isnt for the faint of heart.
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@Emerald_Rose0 Well if we treat it as a human, because they are, then they also have the right to live and not be murdered. Its as simple as that.
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@harleyxwest Define videogame battle.
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@harleyxwest If youre goal isnt to find someone to bring home to mom, you arent doing it right.
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@harleyxwest Cant really get out, my cars dead and theres a lot of snow as well.
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14 days
@movingalonglol Because even if it was a hitler salute (which it wasnt) it would qualify as free speech. Just because you dont like it doesnt mean it should be banned. Thats Authoritarian.
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@harleyxwest I had to shave because of my job lol.
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@harleyxwest Where do people even meet anymore? Im not really sure as I dont get out much. .
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@harleyxwest Last time I baked it was red velvet cookies. That was a year ago though. .
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@harleyxwest I honestly have no idea what this means.
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@harleyxwest Women are scary so no. Also, walking into a strangers house is like getting kidnapped 101.
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@harleyxwest If we're talking marvel, its Iron man. DC, Flash hands down.
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@SAMGREIS Must be hard being that angry all the time.
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@beyoncegarden Id rather be able to find humour in the bad times than be depressed all the time.
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@hashjenni Why not.
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@harleyxwest Single for an extended period of time? Must be by choice at this point. .
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@ZOrtiz99 Even after Thanksgiving and Christmas? Nicely done.
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@Bombenblondiee No, and Ill block you if you do.
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@ColtonBlakeX I reply when I can. Although I cant follow back for 3 days so if you do follow, give me time to get you back.
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2 months
@harleyxwest Theres something enticing about not being able to see everything. Perhaps its the imagination of what might be. who knows.
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@MargwaNetwork The doppelghast in the Maya easter egg spawned behind the locked door and got me stuck in that room.
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@harleyxwest That a bit much dont you think?.
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@harleyxwest I would ask what the heck are you doing in my house.
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@harleyxwest That wording makes it seem like retiring a horse with a broken leg.
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@tify330 He doesnt hit his chest, he pantomimes grabbing his heart and then gives it to everyone there. Kinda like what he said 5 seconds after he did it.
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@harleyxwest I have actually never seen any of the LOTR movies. .
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@lucawya Good thing I was born in 98.
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2 months
@Lilith_Atheist My religion says you shouldnt do that, and as a good follower Im warning you that your actions may have consequences you may not like. You have the free will to choose, but Im letting you know there is another way. Have a wonderful day.
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@libsoftiktok Threatening my life for following someone you disagree with? Real convincing way to get me on your side lol.
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@ColtonBlakeX @DDAlDNA @barry_kozlowski @AdrienGenXtra @SilverbackAF @Kocky_SOB @Invader_John @westerns1978 @UsArmyVeteran29 @LBodge64709 @RealParkerBrown @jameshakansson Im sitting here trying to figure out why my phone wont stop vibrating. Thanks man I appreciate it.
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@harleyxwest Based on previous posts, i doubt it would work out. You seem to prefer warm weather and my preference is cold weather lol.
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@_we_love_food @DaithiDeNogla what did you say about pot pie again?.
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@Damaan4u33 Im embarrassed that we let a man who showered with his daughter, lived most of his life off taxpayer dollars, and proved that some people are definitely above the law, was ever our president. Its shameful.
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@katieroseof One of my best friends is ginger. Hes a complete asshole, but pretty cool as well. Datingwise? Who fucking knows. .
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@harleyxwest Love is a strong word that gets thrown around way too casually nowadays.
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@ColtonBlakeX I had my first day with over 100k impressions, so overall good day.
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@harleyxwest Most teslas arent even that bad, just not good for long distance travel.
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@ColtonBlakeX Definitely worth a follow if you havent yet.
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@Sonic_Rumble They wanted to put me in the beginners class with little kids. I cant be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds, they can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
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@IAm_Hooks I would say theyre uncomfortable because that objective evil exists in the real world.
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@meeksfilm Probably because it could be percieved as a threat to the sitting president of the United States. And normal peope get arrested for those kinds of things.
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@harleyxwest I do not, and will not tint my windows, thanks anyways.
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@weegirlyscot Ima be completely honest, Ive never liked pigtails. Dunno why, just never thought they looked good. Hope you have a nice day though.
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@OwenBenjamin Real quick, 8 inches per mile squared is the quick and dirty calculation for short range curvature. Its actually a parabolic equation, so in the end it would look like the St Louis Arch. The actual equation to find curvature is κ = ‖r'(t) x r''(t)‖ / ‖r'(t)‖³.
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@weirddalle This isnt the srangest thing Ive seen today, let alone ever.
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@Hafelekar @SarahisCensored You do realize poodles are hunting dogs right? Also, all dogs are inherently dangerous. From what I know though, the rest checks out.
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@amandajuliiiia Somewhere inbetween, next question.
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2 months
@TheGlobeIsDead But the stars arent fixed, it just takes a long time for them to change.
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@aliiicakes Certainly not, my mom is still alive and kicking.
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@Ryan31545 @iamyesyouareno Beware the long pinky nail.
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@ChibiReviews This show doesnt soumd appealing at all, why does everyone love it so much?.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Look, its a chillet
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@James_Hawke1 No proof that you would accept, youve closed your eyes after all.
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@_Red_Raven_x The piercings knida ruin imo, but without them I suppose you dont look that bad.
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@harleyxwest Isnt that just basic skills anyone should have?.
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@ColtonBlakeX I cant follow again, so Ill do what I can. You helped me as well, so Im returning the favor.
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@Sc0ttSDr3d Did you even check the context behind that photo?.
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@ywuukii Why is there a wine with my name on it. .
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@AntiDisinfo86 Hey wait, didnt it go convex for a second there? Concave Earth confirmed.
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@harleyxwest Bear with me, Im drunk. Posting on the internet is accepting that some people are gonna be assholes, may as well get used to it. Hacimg one go out of their way? It was on purpose to make you upset, do t ahpw em that it does or they win. Live your own life not worrying what others.
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@_bethanyrose Born in britain? Yea its hopeless. Jk.
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@dyingscribe That was actually sad to watch, I hope it was just some skit because thats awful. .
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@ColtonBlakeX Everyone is pretty active in this community.
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@jeremycorbyn Billionaires are citizens too. What makes them different from ordinary citizens other than money?.
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@METAPCs I can honestly say Ive never owned a MAC. And Im glad I didnt, Apple sucks.
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@Rngr59 @Redpill2465 @RexProfanus @lofotenliving @AdvocatewriterP Id like to start in Maine, and work my way through the states. I havent given it too much thought but I think that would be a good start. End it in California, Ive heard its beatiful outside the cities.
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@Rngr59 @Redpill2465 @RexProfanus @lofotenliving @AdvocatewriterP True, but I want to start with the United states, as its my home I want to see whats here first.
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@andrewlauman100 @harleyxwest Well, when you need money to survive XD.
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@harleyxwest Why did this pop up in my feed twice?.
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@onlyverax No, I need those for other things. You have pockets.
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@LizzyRevelation Gravity is without a doubt real.
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@MrDalekJD I wish the swords had a secondary upgrade quest.
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@vegastarr So you struggle with scale then.
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@MaryTilesTexas How cold is that for you, its only 23 for me and its not too bad.
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25 days
Lol, lmao even.
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For fact’s sake: There was NO $17 million cut to the Los Angeles Fire Department budget this year. In fact, there was a $50 million INCREASE in the Los Angeles Fire Department. Cold, hard facts. Full stop. Period. To those who spread misinformation: issue corrections. Now.
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@TheShootyGuy Terrible taste, they want Dominoes? Oof.
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