Need a mild lie down. Booking Disneyland tickets and notice there is an evening event. Check what it is and it’s a Star Wars night that I hadn’t noticed! Booked!!!

@bigbluewolf_ I’ve not encountered it on the Macs yet. It’ll be switched off there too when I do!

@bigbluewolf_ I just don’t want it making up text messages for me!

RT @mjfree: Raise your hand if you love THE GULF OF MEXICO 🇲🇽🙋🏻‍♂️

@Thefullminty @GardensHour It’s lewisia, tough as old boots in a very gritty compost.

Bob alert. Bob in the garden. (All hedgepigs are called Bob in this household).

@BoyGeekDrone Not walk on cobbles and concrete…

Just been to the gym for the first time in fifteen years, cos I can't run anymore!

@bouldie @spiersandboden

@bouldie @spiersandboden Why the heck is it two weeks?? Are elves crafting the parts from straw?

@AlisonNolan9 @Advo_D @fesshole I couldn’t remember if elephants were for or hind gut fermenters!

@Advo_D @fesshole Only with a LOT of preparation! We don’t have the space. You can’t just store it in your trunk…

@deedee10780561 Yes. Just not a slowly disintegrating burnt out building just waiting to kill more…

@deedee10780561 Completely! Maybe some small garden or park.

@bouldie Pants, hope you weren't trying to go somewhere important!

@bouldie Did you get back home?

@bouldie That's not helpful! Have they collected it? Did it come from a dealer?

@bouldie What went wrong?