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Serial Chiller. The medium old nigga pickin everybody up late in their own car. Imma fuckin Maschine.
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Not gone lie this look like one of them happy party pics they put up on the ID channel right before things get bad 😂
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@MissShaReCee
I have a valid answer. Mom was a chef, i am now too lol. Taking the food out too early and it thaws out could lead to food poisoning. Now that im older i learned there are many ways to quick thaw food so i never put my kids thru this. I just sous vide it and then finish when home
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U couldn’t fathom the fuck that I don’t give.
Imagine how many people hate you because they didn’t hear your side of the story.
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@kay_unwritten
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Usually when there’s no custody order any parent can take the kid. So if he ran off with the kid she’d have to wait until he gives them back or make a custody order.
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Customer: Buy’s 6000 piece bedroom set.
Manufacturers: LOL put it all together with this.
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Tyson biting Holyfield ear off would’ve taken this app outta commission.
What sports moments that occurred pre-Twitter (July 2006) would cause chaos on the app if it existed at that time?
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These must be the American version of them bull runs they do in spain.
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I said a ho ho ho put the kids to bed so I can put 9 inches in ya ribs instead ❤️🎄
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All of that was in the online cart before today. 😂
Sis is definitely me. Never do anything without a plan. The 3 rugs and mirror let me know she knew exactly what she came for!
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Star skating rink as soon as down for my n’z came on.
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Got hired for a new job. Wasnt gonna have adequate funds for the wardrobe. Kept returning the shirt of the day back to walmart daily so it didnt look like i was rocking the same fit to work until i got my 1st check😂
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Idk...looks like cuz can attend the fox and raccoon family reunions and get away with it if he really wanted.
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Nigga training to be captain america or somethin?
Bro doing the most INSANE workouts ever 😯 (via devonlevesque/IG)
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TL sleep? 👀 ard bet.
Brah i be fuckin the fake bubbly up! Like any and all kinds. I keep a few bottles on deck just incase. Sometimes I throw that shit in a punch. Sometimes I drink str8 from the bottle and stand on my own couch. Judge ya mom 😂
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Happy Birthday to my favorite lil boo
@KingNeish
. Fine, mine and nothing short of amazing ❤️
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TL sleep? 👀 this was the final result 😂 and atleast my ankles werent ashy today😂
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@JamesWilliams_5
Russia peeped some space they want. Ukreezy not apart of nato but nato feeling bad for em cuz they the underdog and said chill russia for we jump u. Russia said foh i got my peeps too and played the drill music and slid.
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Me up in sawyers while yellin Hanna Montanas “and a jay-z song was on! And a jay-z song was on!” This summer.
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Nigga look like a cross between Aladdin and Vic Mensa.
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Already wearing these bitches in my sleep. Don’t touch me 😂
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I be having to remind my wife she let me hit and i used to dress like this.
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The edited version of Fuck them kids.
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Paper towel bandana was very nasty work
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My younboul had to teach em how to parallel double park the mfr sideways.
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Fed my youngbull reese peanut butter cups for breakfast. He’s his school’s problem from 830 until 330
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The CDC is white people...and we dont listen to white people. Wash or brine that mfkn chicken.
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My son seen his mom take her wig off and he will never be the same again. Mans got his 1st taste of women’s deceptiveness 😂
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I hate the people that fall for their fake realness more tho "
@lilduval
: U know who I hate more than fake people? Fake real people."
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This that snow u gotta walk wit ya head down cuz shit dropping at a 53 degree angle.
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They really was grooming us in the hood
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White women with this kinda hair either REALLY like black people or REALLY hate black people😂 no in between
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@BruceAllmiighty
Farts are methane lol so it doesn’t surprise me. U fart around the wrong flame and it could get wicked brother
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Not gonna lie. It was a vibe when we were all in the crib watching the same shit and traffic was nonexistent lol.
So Biden said 6 week lockdown to manage covid & then we outside this summer????? LOCK ME UP
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I usually like a dark rue for the gumbo. But I do light rue too. My rue today is bright red. How? Im not 100% sure but I have a theory. Im not touching it tho because it slaps. I just know my aunts in New Orleans would fry me tf up if i put this on FB😂
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I was there and it really happened. 😂 Nigga made us wait all night to perform half of superthug and try to dip. I wasnt the biggest nore fan so I was elated to see him and his crew got bodied 😂. Thought HBG a small town of suckers. Nope.
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This!! Bitch!! Got me! PayinHerRent. PayinForTrips. Diamonds on her neck. Diamonds on her wrist.
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Got dayumn u is finer than the print on a janky contract ❤️🔥
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@GrigsbyMarmar
@NewYorkTaughtMe
Nah i actually will hold convos with myself. Especially if im cooking or planning something 😂
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Paid for Daneisha’s nails and she did not ask me what color she should get or show me them when she got back.
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Thought my car was finna cost me $2000 to repair. it was only $200. Thought the savings was finna be 🔥 until I had to put the other $1800 in Daneishas gas tank because gas is fuckin $4.20 a gallon. Moral of the story. Its all women fault kings.
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@iambgreene
@InBeavesWeTrust
This bul from twitter who they call “B” that claimed to be an real estate investor. Bull was taking peoples money and hittin the club. Lol
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Everyone in the whole city got a picture in this jawn except for me 🥴😂. Im jealous
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Boxes in the fridge kinda like outside clothes in the bed.
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Got left over flat soda from a night or two or hoe’ing. Dont trash it. Turn that bitch into a glaze. 😂
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Steelton
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Wow. My car making expensive repair noises. And i have to get it inspected during black history month. I can feel the racism wylin rn.
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When yall be like “12 year old me when…” and I was 22 when the shit happened 🥴
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If u ever making a butter sauce for your seafood, etc. and u notice the sauce is breaking cuz u drawled like I did with the heat on high. Drop an ice cube or two in that la thang and bounce back!✊🏾
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And panini’s were pressed over cherry and pecan wood today. I finally decided on a bread 😂
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Lastly if you’re in need of catering for an event, a private chef, or hell even if you lied to a shorty and said you could cook but you cant so now you need a ghost cooked meal 😂. I got you! @ me or walk into my DMs so we can get you or you’re event right!
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P had them niggas at Portrait Innovations 🔥😂
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My son will humbles my cooking😂. This lil mf would eat off the kid’s menu at any commercial restaurant. I tried making a jazzed up kids mac. He wasnt having it. He opened my damn fridge and pulled out the salmon i had brining. Y’all he autistic and don’t talk. I was tight😂
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Idk bro. I might have to stop by sawyers and get twisted off these and rap pitbull/neyo lyrics and sweet caroline w/ THEM folks this summer.
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My big buddy literally pulled me outta my bed snd dragged me downstairs to turn the xbox on. Fam im tired. Now imma have to wash his 2 yr old ass in mortal kombat like i do his mom.
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Salmon w/lemon butter caper sauce, lemon rice, broccoli
And
Steak, lemon rice, broccoli 👨🏾🍳
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I told Daneisha she was finer than the print on a janky contract. I hit that night. so yes, Can confirm they work 10/10
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I got therapy today and I’m finna get my moneys worth. Definitely about to stress sis tf out.
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The people would like the original examiner charged
BREAKING: Independent autopsy finds that George Floyd's death "was homicide caused by asphyxia due to neck and back compression that led to a lack of blood flow to the brain."
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Snapped 😂
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If a mfr come out sawing my $600 steak with that dull as knife imma clear that WHOLE BITCH OUT. Ya hurr me? This flex not flexxy enough to someone that knows wtf is going on.
Whew they really gone be mad when they realize I went back & got an even bigger steak the $600 one lol money well spent! Some most mfs will never experience because they can’t afford to!
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My wife and these cups and the Starbucks cups are wearing me out 😂. They like Jordans for nurses or something. Apparently I have to go wait in line somewhere in a week or two for a new color that’s dropping. The coolchee elite so imma do it.
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Lmao "
@SpikeReed
: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 dark skinned niggas finna get this W 😂😂😂😂
http://t.co/2QQLdpg6lT"
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I dont drink coffee but everytime i go in starbucks for Daneisha the employees expect me to speak starbuckian. Nigga idk wtf u talking about. Just read this txt message and make whatever tf this is.
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Bro this is sad and the nasty way they bullied and finessed people outta their properties on 6th and 7th was disgusting too.
They really about to turn that historic church on 6th st into apartments....
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“Joe you did it! You’re gunna be the next president of the United States..”
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Parent trap had real niggas thinking it was two lindsay lohan’s for mad years
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Damn bro. Imagine leaving it in once and 9 months later 4 of them thangs pop out. Smh. Now u forced to buy a Tahoe
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😍😍😘 nah mean lol
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