Sandy Cheeks
@BikiniBtm_Sandy
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This Halloween, y’all will learn to fear me … in my teacher costume! Class dismembered!
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Happy New Year y’all! Let’s make this spin ‘round the sun a fun one.
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The first day of autumn means I’ve only got a few weeks till I hibernate. Time to get insanely busy!
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I’m wishin’ y’all a Texas-style Christmas this year!! It’s like regular Christmas, only bigger.
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Science tells us love is merely a mixture of chemicals in the body, but I reckon it's also this Valentine I got from SpongeBob.
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I wrestled an ornery whelk and now my white boots are caked in brown mud. Does that count for Wear Brown Shoes Day?
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I don’t need a Halloween costume to scare sea creatures. When they see my mammal fur, most of ‘em jump right outta their scales!
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Fourth of July is fun in Bikini Bottom, but I miss celebrating this holiday on land. For one thing, underwater fireworks are a total dud.
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Happy New Year y'all! My resolution for 2014: try not to blow as much stuff up as I did last year. It is pretty fun though.
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All I want for Christmas is a turbo laser, two thousand gallons of jet fuel and a carbon fiber lariat! Never said I was easy to shop for.
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For National Relaxation Day, I’ll be stretching, bike-riding, kayaking, visiting all my friends … whew, relaxing can be exhausting!
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For Positive Thinking Day, I’m gonna attempt the longest boating jump in history! Think positive thoughts for me, everybody!
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Instead of April Fool’s Day why don't we have April “Fool Proof” Day? I think that would be much smarter.
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This Valentine's Day, I'm gonna fly SpongeBob to the Moon! I mean that literally.
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My Halloween costume is a real scientific breakthrough: an invisibility cloak! I think it's great but nobody seems to have even noticed it.
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All the Halloween candy I give out is "Texas style"! It's the same as regular candy, but mine is covered in mesquite barbecue sauce.
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Lucky for me, I've got a square dance partner to swing round and round! But no dosey with SpongeBob: he'll just end up on the ground.
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All I want for Christmas is to understand the propulsion system on Santa’s sleigh. If he’ll show me that, I’ll deliver his presents for him!
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This Thanksgiving, I would like to give thanks for oxygen tanks! If it weren't for those, I'd surely have to move and right quick too.
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Y’all should visit my house on New Year’s Eve. I’m gonna shoot off fireworks in my dome!
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Scientifically speaking, there's no such thing as a leprechaun. But I'm feeling lucky this year!
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All I need's a fresh acorn to feel gladness the size of Texas!
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One small step for Squirrel, one giant leap for Rodent-kind. RT
@SpongeBob
wild squirrel in its fav habitat: The Moon!
http://t.co/Sfz9z4EV
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This Christmas, I outfitted Santa’s sleigh with turbo rockets for express delivery! I think the reindeer will appreciate a night off.
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From here on out, you’re grounded lil fella! RT
@SpongeBob
I had to learn the hard way that I really like gravity!
http://t.co/z32hSSqc
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Shortly after taking this photo, SpongeBob got a nasty case of the Space Sickness.
http://t.co/z32hSSqc
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A
#GreatSleighRace
is when y’all take a snail or worm-drawn sled through cold country.
http://on.nick.com/R7A
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Not that, silly! I got this here red rocket all gussied up to look like a giant gummy worm. RT
@SpongeBob
Two tickets to
#GloveWorld
?
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I’ll just aim it toward the Arctic tundra, and our ol’ mollusk here will chase it off to oblivion!
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Too bad I didn’t have more time...I forgot to put in a place to sit down.
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Well
@Patrick_Star
, imagine cold ice cream. Now picture a whole country as cold as that. RT
@Patrick_Star
What’s a “Cold Country”?
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Y’all go ahead. I need to start waxing my sled. RT
@SpongeBob
Hey
@BikiniBtm_Sandy
, want to help us look for a huge spoon?
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I think I figured out a way to get rid of that old mollusk.
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Well, I guess I’d better check over my snow vehicle if I’m figuring on winning this
#subzeroshindig
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This sleigh is space age technology and down-home cooking all rolled into one.
http://on.nick.com/FTJ
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