Alejandro Santiago
@Big_A_Santiago
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Quantity over quality. Smokehouse Almonds, American Spirits, King Gizzard. Heels
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In case yall were curious, this bad boy can make it 14 miles past what the gas meter says is empty
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My 15 year old brother had the fellas over, I guess I missed the uniform memo. Jesus fucking Christ
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Take me back to before it was called the burnerverse
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I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR PETER MILLAR I DONT CARE WHAT SIZE YOU WEAR. I CANT BELIEVE IM STILL SEEING THIS SHIT IN OCTOBER
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To whoever left this at my crib, you have no chance of getting it back
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@1Sondo
Could not agree more. An ice cold miller is actually a solid beverage but if it’s not empty after 5 min it’s complete ass
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It’s like if all the hangovers combined into one big hangover robot like in power rangers
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WSP Asheville tix locked in and I’m smiling for the first time in weeks
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I might be a retard now but I used to read a shit ton in middle school
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Not seeing Buckhead Brigade on here, there’s more work to be done.
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Had to Venmo Mr. Pink shirt’s bookie $123 this morning. Made him pay me 130 cash but still
My 15 year old brother had the fellas over, I guess I missed the uniform memo. Jesus fucking Christ
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Breaking: Left Wing politicians across America break down in tears at the realization that a white boy is having himself a time at noon on a sunny Saturday
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Pissed nobody from my high school has made an only fans yet
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Never heard of a Westminster legend. Lions by a million
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Life is easy when you realize it doesn’t have to be hard (I’m skipping my 9:30)
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4 year old little twerp just called me fat at the Braves game. Fuck you dude I’d kick your ass
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Gonna lose my shit if ChatGPT keeps getting these damn problems wrong
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@NeilDenblomi
@DTrucksBurner
@ballhazeme18
“I start the trends” while being ridiculously wrong is bold. Almost bold enough to respect you but birks go stanky so I won’t
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There are temples everywhere for those with eyes to see
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This rain is making it really hard to tweet and drive. And you’re damn right that’s a Kiawah Island pass
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Telling the homeless guy I have no money as I walk by in a polo and khakis
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Yall think MLK woulda fucked with a cold ass white boy like myself?
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Answered my first question of the year in class, not even close. Oh well, back to twitter
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Woke up at 10:30 for class this morning, basically blue collar
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Tapping in with the fellas at
#PDC
. In case y’all didn’t know, PDC stands for poon detector central.
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Rumors are swirling that the ex wife has a new boy toy. No chance he knows as many niche jam bands as me right?
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Yall boys might not know this, but Santi was a hell of a ball player back in the day
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Bloons tower defense is a better game that clash of clans
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@Haitigangleader
Yeah but foodacris tap in lily lang Buckhead brigade Devin Masson hawk tuah burnerverse
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I’m so fucking scared right now they’re gonna stick me up with needles and shit I’m so fucking scared
Yes I still go to my pediatrician fuck off
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I would play football if:
- Duke Dennis was the coach
- All the linemen were skibidi toilets
- The quarterback was Kai Cenat and he only passed the ball to Adin Ross
- Instead of kicking field goals the teams had edging competitions
- The cheerleaders had level 5 gyatts
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Makeshift die table on the golf course on the beach. Does it get better than this?
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Feel free to keep knocking girls, I’m going to scroll twitter and delay wiping for at least 15 more minutes
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Gotta bang out as many tweets as possible today because everyone is camping twitter for Buckhead brigade.
#FreeLikes
#ImNotAProudMan
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Naw how tf a world leader literally named pootin. What’s next? Pissin? Cummin? Yackin? I think not.
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Type of hangover that makes me want a girlfriend again
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If deleting tweets after they flop was a sport I’d win gold
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So fucking mad I was never addicted to juuls I want some of this dough
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Dear Mr. Mahomes,
I sincerely apologize for any hate I might have thrown at you and your family. I was unaware that Mrs. Mahomes had game like that, and I made uneducated and hateful remarks on account of this.
Please forgive me,
Big A
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Nothing makes me prouder to be a dude than walking past all the chicks in line for the women’s bathroom when there’s absolutely no line for the men’s.
#ProtectTheKoalas
#LedZeppelinIV
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Really? Do better Lov*** What’s the point of being a
#Stewnior
if I can’t melt cheddar on the Vader?
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May the spirit of Ray Lewis put Pat Mahomes’ knee in his upper thigh.
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I would love to know the exact date and time that the first 9/11 joke was made. O/u 9/12/01 at 5:57 pm
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Low key a pimp way of asking for tips. Not gonna leave anything but still.
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How has Desmond Ridder still not been killed in Atl. Literally public enemy number 1 in the A, I thought we were hood i guess not tho
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I fucking HATE the all SEC team belts. I feel like I don’t even need to justify my take on this one, it should be common sense.
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Of course that’s your contention, you’re a 4th year Latin student who just read Cicero for the first time. Next semester you’re gonna come back with some 8th grade interpretation of how Catullus was an intellectual, then try to tell me that Vergil was actually better than Homer.
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Transferring to Georgia or Bama I can’t keep doing this shit
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Tyler from Dude Perfect is the greatest athlete of our generation
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Applebees waiter just told me I “outniggered” him. There goes the tip asshole, don’t ever compare me to a nig
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How can a meme that was so unifying become so fucking annoying within 7 hours
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Just grilled and consumed a steak without tweeting one picture of the process. Baby steps guys, baby steps.
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Tapping in for the first time with my main man
@bheadreaper
. Stews are rolling and my 9 year old brother is hammered.
#ItIsWhatItIs
#Kiawah
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Have a Tuesday folks
P.S, Bud Light is obviously back
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Absolutely not. This establishment has lost a valuable customer.
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Front pockets are for gays. Everything but the keys in the back
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Watching Blue Mountain State, just realized these guys literally never have an away game. No shit they win all the time
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The most unrealistic part about Suits is that Harvard grads can be cool
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@Guiller68976086
torching some broccoli chicken Alfredo and white wine from Applebees. Respect I guess?
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Grill spread for the fellas tonight. Because I believe in honesty, I feel obliged to admit that I made a mistake. Sirloin stage left was fucking charcoal brown
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Just saw my boy singing Hamilton with at least 4 shawties. I personally think all musicals are for the gays(except la la land), but he really seems to be in. Is this rizz?
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Momma says she is participating in “dry-ish January”. While I respect that she refuses to stop stewing altogether, that is the literal definition of a half-send. Thought I raised you better mom.
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@two_beerz
Nothing but respect for the trunk, but as a white boy having frequented Helen GA, I promise they’ve seen a white boy like you before
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Sneaky Chattahoochee beach, only stepped on one piece of glass (so far)
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Not to brag, but I have yet to eat a single green bean in the pre-game meal this year. Suck on that one libtards.
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I hate black people until I get to talk ball with an Uber driver. “Type shit” and “that’s what I’m sayin brotha” immediately work their way into my vocabulary
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She dekes on my cheav till I cleet
Cc chedda cc sam cc santi
Big news also: Santi 800 tweets! Yay!
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