@my_name_pa
@BitchAssBowie
Imagine you're a Catholic Priest who has found a small room to rest in. You think you've got the only key, but as you start to drift off to sleep you hear a key in the lock. Then in steps Sylvester Stallone.
That'd be a mindfuck and a half.
@OXYN0VA
@SaeedDiCaprio
He claimed that Barack Obama was born in the Republic of Kenya in 1961. However the Republic of Kenya didn't exist in 1961 - it was still a part of British East Africa at the time.
@riversn0t
@HBAcrypto
@GoodReddit
Unless you touch it. The hairs on that thing embed in your skin. Imagine what it feels like with hair after a haircut, and then magnify it by 1000.
@citysleuth
@OrwellNGoode
Kilroy was such a meme that both Hitler and Stalin got incredibly paranoid and kept trying to find an allied spy called "Kilroy", not knowing it was just rudimentary shitposting on the behalf of American and Commonwealth troops.
@FarmerCrafted
@Morbidful
By the time he was 15 his jaw was stuck in a clenched position and he couldn't eat solid food. When he died, the only things he could move were his eyes, tongue and lips.
A horrifying condition. One person in every two million will have this condition.
@ShitpostRock
European civil wars: fought between two sides, several hundred thousand (mostly soldiers) die
Chinese civil wars: fought between seventy different factions, eighty million civilians die.
@Q_Review
Delorean
> Relied heavily on subsidies from the Northern Irish government
> Car ended up looking like a wedge of cheese made from brushed steel
> Founder was arrested on drug charges
Musk:
> Relies on US government subsidies
> Car looks like a brick made of brushed steel
@neekoenjoyerr
@ShenTheAuthor
@paradox_punch
If anyone *touches* me when I'm having a panic attack they're probably gonna get hit.
I don't mean to hit them, it's just that I can't control myself.
@mo_el_le
@sbwuatx45lamar
As a Brit I find it almost dystopian how American companies try to block Unions. In the UK (and most other democracies) most areas of work have unions.
I'm a postman and I'm in a union. My best mate is in tech support in a school. He's also unionised.
@voicemod
@EverythingOOC
I once googled "countries without A in the name" and one of the first results it gave me was "Botswana". AI is honestly making googling shit a nuisance.
@PigLazer
So apparently the SBU has arrested Mr. Lira again. Turns out saying "I'm going to flee this country whilst on bail" when you have a Twitter account that the SBU is definitely monitoring isn't a good idea.
@UAWeapons
The fact that that UAV almost made it to Moscow gives me just one question:
What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck is air defence doing?
@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
I guess they're attacking now under the assumption that it'll be harder once Challengers, Abrams and Leopards arrive.
Thing is, they're just gonna run into a brick wall and die.
@NOELreports
Ukraine has somehow lost more tanks in this counteroffensive than have been lost during the whole war. Also Ukraine has captured more Russian tanks than Russia has destroyed lol.
@reshetz
Tonight on Bottom Gear:
I break down on the road to Avdiivka,
James gets rained on with DPICM submunitions,
And Richard gets his Mi-8 shot down by a Stugna ATGM
@russophileLs
> Mariupol taken
After several months lol
> Naval landings in Odesa
Never happened
> Entering Kharkiv
They then ran away
> Airborne operation to take Hostomel Airport
Was a massive clusterfuck
> Bayraktar fanboys roping
Can't hear you over the sound of Russians retrearinf
@ISNJH
Exactly. War correspondents should wear clothes that clearly mark them out as non-combatants. For example, not wearing camouflage fatigues and wearing vests which clearly read "Press".
@TheCopyCardinal
@conureCC
Josef Goebbels: Failed author turned right wing activist
Adolf Hitler: Failed painter turned right wing activist
Heinrich Himmler: Failed soldier turned right wing activist
@paddock2go
If you'd ever watched what happened before this image, Coulthard (who was struggling in a damaged McLaren a lap down) took out Schumacher (who was leading by a large margin).
Schumacher returned to the pits on three wheels and subsequently tried to hit DC in a somewhat
@Laurin_slh
@WarMonitors
The T-14 Armata. Russia's "Game Changing Super Tank" which Russia has been hyping up for a decade but has less than twenty of and doesn't fucking work.
@taylorchampagne
@SnarkBolan
@POTUS
So you hate Roosevelt for sending the British crucial equipment including tanks, guns, planes and warships during WWII before the US officially got involved?