RT @treyerdman: My 1000th Tweet… Thank you to the Real ones. #1k

RT @treyerdman: There are wins & losses in life, Today we can only have one/won.

@saltybeavers @parkerkocevar Put down the beer. Pick up a book.

@saltybeavers @parkerkocevar Harry, Dan, and Caleb walk into a bar…

RT @Criminalsimpson:

Where did it all go wrong

The horror won’t end

I need to settle down with a girl that hates me

10:42pm spaghetti bolognese

Homer would never refer to Bart, his only son, as “stupid child”. While they might butt head from time to time, this father/son duo actually has more in common than they realize. Idiot.

Love a good Oxford comma

We’ve all torn our trues trying to grind a rail in regular shoes in the pouring rain in Philly and somewhat bisexually yelped in front of a group of hot Temple students when we thought our leg was broken gang

@iFakeMySteez You need a Han Chinese dominatrix

Excited for the upcoming Chinese

@ray2real_ Had a heart attack looking at my bill lol

White boy shocks Chinese line cook by squatting and blasting Marlboro Reds in perfect mandarin

RT @L1lmilford:

RT @parkerkocevar: