“Just a nigga with a pretty face” “They say everythings bigger in Texas… Well I'm the exception” “A lil something like a big nigga named Tiny!”
#TheMayor
Y’all remember music producer Memphitz?
Well it looks like he’s returning to reality TV with a new dating show. Not much is known as far as the premiere date but the music producer is holding casting calls as he searches for his new special lady.
I did everything for him. Helped run his criminal enterprises from the ground up! And then as soon as his side bitch got killed he told me to have some sympathy because he just lost the love of his life. 🤦🏽♀️
33 years old and I’m back in undergrad classes again at the university level. It’s been a JOURNEY to say the least but I wouldn’t change anything because in the end all of it has made me more resilient.
Lost my cousin to the Coronavirus this morning in New Orleans. His immediate family is not able to make any arrangements or get his body from the morgue. Y’all please stay inside and be safe! Shit is REAL!
My mama just informed me that I need to stay home with my grandmother Friday night because my parents are going to a dance and spending the night at the hotel... who tf do they think they are?!
@trillmagnolia
And don’t just be going in there opening pots and pans to fix your man a plate. ALWAYS ask where you can go wash your hands first and then come back and WAIT for someone to tell you you can lift a lid!
My almost 101 year old aunt went off on me because I’m not in Ohio and it’s almost her birthday… lady I will be there Wednesday and I’m staying at your house so simmer down! (Us on her 100th birthday last year 🥰)
His raggedy ass wife was readily doing interviews in a fake belly rubbing it all all to keep up the facade that she was pregnant when really it was her 15 year old niece 🥴