Just watched Jacquie Beltrao on Sky News bemoaning various English sporting defeats this week end. Check out the Women’s O65 World Cup in New Zealand. England are champions!

@implausibleblog Not guilty, your honour! I chose his opponent when he was first elected M.P.

@thatginamiller Heaven forbid!

I am watching Manchester United v. Chelsea on the telly. I wonder how many of them have Equity cards.

I went to Zalongo today to see the monument to the women and children who threw themselves off the cliff there in 1803 instead of submitting to the Ottoman invaders. What a beautiful tribute to their bravery. Eerie!

@Sandford_Police We had a DC by the same name in our CID. He worked with DC Kerr (Christian name: Juan)

@KamalaHQ I cannot comprehend how one single, solitary American could vote for this man. His speeches are drivel!!

Last week I found out what monkey branching means and today, I have found out what a thirst trap is! How naive am I? Lol!

@Heisholt Today’s winning tweet, already! MOT!

@implausibleblog Is listens, learns and acts, the same as delivers? I think not. It’s one or two steps further.

@Heisholt ALAW!

@CliveWismayer Please accept my best wishes for a speedy recovery. I recently beat cancer, so if I can, so can you.

@Heisholt @LUFC All hail Frey!!

@implausibleblog I have always been in favour of a mixed economy. The state sector has a vital role to play.

@ethansgrumps And breathe! So pleased you were able to post this

@ethansgrumps You can do this, Tony. Just watch, in a few days time when the blood test result is in and everything is done, you’ll be able to relax again. I hope all goes well for you.

@wat_thee_deuce_ A massive Roman naval battle.

@ethansgrumps Happy Anniversary!!

@ANDIBABY8 Will toll roads become a thing of the past?

Tried 7 Seconds at least 3 times and couldn’t get past the first 20 minutes. Hooked now! Highly recommended.