@mandapen This thread about possible love triangles/ Midsomer Murders plots from the #ItsJuneDad ads is hilarious

When you chop off all your almost waist length hair…

@alexham33806169 It’s more than one country… Also there are some lesser used languages besides English - the Welsh language is still a compulsory school subject in Wales

RT @StansaidAirport: Fact: The reason that giant Toblerones are always on offer at airport WH Smith’s is because they’re used as wheel choc…

Had to say goodbye to this dude on Saturday. Missing him more than ever today ♥️

Today Matthew, I’m gonna be Timmy Mallett

Milo likes to do laying down tai chi positions

What the hell is this iPhone update where my emails have been split into different categories? It’s a fucking faff.

Latest binge watch #AlmasNotNormal

@LlamaBusiness Count me in! I don’t have an official diagnosis, but my autistic brother is convinced I have ADHD, and that’s good enough for me!

@_natmo He’s 78 going on 28!

Cat 1 (Malo) and Cat 4 (Vella) adore each other

He’s laying in an empty Fox’s biscuits box

Was worried the foundation shade selected for me would be too dark… @ilmakiage also loving the mascara (and the free gift liquid eyeliner) 😊

@Eamontron @YodelOnline It says I have 2 replies and 2 likes… can only see yours @Eamontron

Happy New Year 🥳

@_natmo I’ve given up on buying beds for my 6 dickheads. One sleeps in the bed with me (sulks if he’s not allowed), one sleeps on my hip, one at my feet, and the other three on various shelves/windowsills.