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This is the dawning of the age of the Aquarius Ballroom (Hednesford).
Bursted Woods
Joined February 2009
The pontiff was laughing and joking with a doctor. Had 'em rolling in the aisles of the end of life ward like the great Max Miller.
Any update on Pope Francis? I know he was apparently "laughing and joking with nurses and visitors" - always a cause for concern. If he does the thumbs aloft in the hospital bed photo that really will be a sign that the obituaries need a final bit of tweaking.
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Any update on Pope Francis? I know he was apparently "laughing and joking with nurses and visitors" - always a cause for concern. If he does the thumbs aloft in the hospital bed photo that really will be a sign that the obituaries need a final bit of tweaking.
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Someone on here said "Didn't think I'd be getting up at 6.30 every morning after retirement to take the grandkids to school". Then when they leave school they'll be expected to move into a pokey flat to "free up" money so said kids can do those essential post graduate courses.
Half term finished yesterday. They've spent a week ferrying their grandkids here there and everywhere. One day respite before they've got the family lunch tomorrow then back to the normal routine of ferrying the grandkids to and from school. They love it but it's exhausting!.
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Alan Titchmarsh fashion shoot detail. Custom tailored jacket £4569, Fitzwilliam Fitzgibbon Gentlemen's Outfitters, Ambleside. Cotton drill trouser, £35, Chums. Long tan shoe, £20, Asda sale. Silk kerchief, vintage Chelsea Girl.
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~But seriously folks~ I'm so grateful to have been one of the first generation of women to have bodily autonomy and relative freedom. Want to put yourself through a dozen births and wade miles through shit to get to a cow shed at four in the morning? You do you mate 🤪.
Nah, I've hated children since I was a child. My dad moved from Yugoslavia to escape from a shit life of drudgery and near poverty on a family smallholding farm. Plus raw milk will put you in hospital. You lot are all dipsticks.
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Nah, I've hated children since I was a child. My dad moved from Yugoslavia to escape from a shit life of drudgery and near poverty on a family smallholding farm. Plus raw milk will put you in hospital. You lot are all dipsticks.
So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 9 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get cows & chickens, grow your own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?
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They've gone tits up so no change there 🥁 They write themselves and cetera.
BREAKING: Hooters to prepare for bankruptcy, per Bloomberg.
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Great news for all readers! Britain's Got Talent is going to run for four months!.
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Simon Cowell's BGT detector vans scouring the streets. Anyone seen loitering is thrown in and taken to a secret location. Baton yielding heavy in the rehearsal studio: "Right, you can juggle Yorkshire terriers or play the trombone on a unicycle. Take yer pick.".
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Which member of the royal family will put in an appearance on the live 40th anniversary EastEnders episode?.
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If you have a spare minute or two go to Google Images and type in "Richard Branson grabbing women".
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"Never trust a hippy" (Ancient proverb circa mid-late 20th century, origin unknown.).
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This street in Surrey caving in makes the Great Bexleyheath Sinkhole of 2022 look like small potatoes. Overshadowed again!
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This mawkish Bridget Jones baloney needs to be dealt with swiftly and firmly. I say this as someone who was dragged along to see Four Weddings And A Funeral all those years ago. Don't be an appeaser 👊.
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RT @biscuit_ersed: I thought after I’d changed my name to vmqwlgicisgihkzouqlqi ZUOIVJGCZCEPIVJDUUHLWS the scammers would leave me alone, b….
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RT @pipterino: Fesshole’s reply guys reveal a lot about themselves don’t they. If the Fess is from a woman who’s cheated, they’re all: you….
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A Good Morning Britain poll asks people if they think British troops should be sent to Ukraine. One bloke agrees because the young 'uns need the discipline. Doesn't mind if his son is called up because he'd "probably be in cyber warfare as he’s an accomplished programmer" .
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(Ref: RT) I'm a bit worried that by the time I'm an inmate in a care home we'll be forced to wear deely boppers, listening to Rio by Duran Duran on a loop, manipulating Rubik's Cubes forever as we stare vacantly into the middle distances.
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